Author Topic: Official KoH Thread: Kingdom of Heaven>Braveheart (Read 3204 times)

Cheebs · « **on:** January 02, 2007, 12:59:22 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:00:08 PM »

It sucks even though I haven't seen it.

/PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:01:05 PM »

45 more minutes of shit! SIGN ME UP

Cheebs · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:01:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2007, 01:01:05 PM

45 more minutes of shit! SIGN ME UP

How do you know it is shit? You have never seen Kingdom of Heaven! Why don't you review Spider-Man 3 while you are at it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:01:47 PM »

It actually makes a mediocre movie AMAZING.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:02:36 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 02, 2007, 01:01:47 PM

It actually makes a mediocre movie AMAZING.

It's magic. When I saw it in theaters I wanted to weep for the death of Ridley Scott as a director. This DVD is like Jesus's ressurection, but more amazing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:02:53 PM »

MAF actually has good tastes so I'll give it a chance. But going into it...you might as well call me Thomas

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:03:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2007, 01:02:53 PM

MAF actually has good tastes so I'll give it a chance. But going into it...you might as well call me Thomas

I prefer Maurice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:09:52 PM »

I remember someone said they found it for like $5. I'll buy it if I find it that cheap

Solo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:10:36 PM »

Oh, PD $:-\$
I usually try to buck the trend of bashing you, and at least try to give you some support. I am afraid there is nothing I can do for you over this KoH debacle. Watch the DC, then come back and eat (or drinky) crow.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:11:36 PM »

Directors Cut is usually 30 dollars, but I found it for 20 during Christmas. I didnt like the theatrical cut, it made very little sense and made scott's efforts seem shallow.

DC is the ultimate.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:13:25 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 02, 2007, 01:11:36 PM

Directors Cut is usually 30 dollars, but I found it for 20 during Christmas. I didnt like the theatrical cut, it made very little sense and made scott's efforts seem shallow.

DC is the ultimate.

Let me ask you a question. Does the DC fix the problems with the action, poor acting, and mediocre acting? I fail to see how an extra 45min would fix this. I ADMIT there were holes in the movie, but as I said that didn't bother me. The fundementals...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:15:50 PM »

You have possibly the worst taste in movies ive ever seen. God DAMN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:18:01 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 02, 2007, 01:15:50 PM

You have possibly the worst taste in movies ive ever seen. God DAMN

I like Forrest Gump. Didn't like KOH TC. Because of this I have bad taste?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:18:58 PM »

Forrest Gump is sappy pandering trash.

Cheebs · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:22:08 PM »

Thanks PD for replying at GAF for my bait.

Solo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:23:34 PM »

Forrest Gump is one of the worst movies of the past 20 years.

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:24:23 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:23:34 PM

Forrest Gump is one of the worst movies of the past 20 years.

Forrest Gump or Die Another Day. Go.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:24:39 PM »

Most people disagree with you.

Forrest Gump is a modern day classic. Tom Hanks gave a brilliant preformance that will go down in history. I have always believed that people hate Forrest Gump because when it comes down to it, he's smarter than us all. While we're all doing drugs, getting AIDS, being racists, etc...he's just running, winning wars, and making millions.

No one has ever complained about my other favorite movies. To Kill a Mockingbird? It's a Wonderful Life? Imitation of Life? Lets see someone pan those classics

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:26:04 PM »

The only thing about Gump people remember anymore is the line about chocolates. That is all people will ever think of. "lol that chocolate movie" will be all that is is left in 20 years sir.

Solo · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:27:03 PM »

DAD, because at least the retardness on display is real.

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:27:03 PM

DAD, because at least the retardness on display is real.

You know, the first act of DAD isn't THAT bad. The North Korea stuff and the tortue was pretty damn good. To bad it lasted all of 15 min.

Solo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:28:46 PM »

I dunno. I still rank it in the bottom 3 with A View To A Kill and Moonraker.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:28:46 PM

I dunno. I still rank it in the bottom 3 with A View To A Kill and Moonraker.

As do I. But I still say it had a good first 15 min. But I quite enjoyed the Moonraker pre-title sequence as well. Bad Bond films have good starts it seems to me. Well not AVTAK. Surfing to the beach boys in the first 5 min...ugh.

Solo · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:30:50 PM »

And yet the awesome theme song and credits for AVTAK always keeps me coming back.

Cheebs · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:30:50 PM

And yet the awesome theme song and credits for AVTAK always keeps me coming back.

Roger Moore is the worst bond but had some the best title music. Live And Let Die, The Spy Who Loved Me, A View To A Kill...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:31:57 PM »

Saying Forrest Gump is one of the worse movies ever shows you're pretty biased and not objective. Possibly stupid. Well you do like James Bond...

Waterworld...Congo...Anachonda...Gigli...ENOUGH...Cinderalla Story...etc etc etc. Those are horrible movies. Forrest Gump doesn't belong in that group.

You guys know what's another awesome movie, sort of like Gump? FAMILY MAN

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:33:43 PM »

Brett Ratner is quite the director

Garnet · « **Reply #28 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:34:35 PM »

fuck off! Braveheart is better! And its missing cunt face Bloom which makes it a million times superior in my eyes

Solo · « **Reply #29 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:35:00 PM »

If you like emotionally manipulative garbage made blatantly to grab Oscars and wax Tom Hank's ego, then I can see how you would love Forrest Gump.

Yes, I enjoy the Bond movies. I also do so without blinders and fully admit to many of them being absolute garbage. I also do not try to convert you to thinking Moonraker is great cinema. Perhaps you should try the same. Also, I hardly think you should be criticizing mine or anyone else's tastes.

The ONLY way that Gump could have been even worse would have been to get Ron Howard to direct.

Cheebs · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:35:11 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on January 02, 2007, 01:34:35 PM

fuck off! Braveheart is better! And its missing cunt face Bloom which makes it a million times superior in my eyes

Have you seen the final film? I dont think ANYONE who has seen the complete film has called Braveheart better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:35:00 PM

If you like emotionally manipulative garbage made blatantly to grab Oscars and wax Tom Hank's ego, then I can see how you would love Forrest Gump.

Yes, I enjoy the Bond movies. I also do so without blinders and fully admit to many of them being absolute garbage. I also do not try to convert you to thinking Moonraker is great cinema. Perhaps you should try the same. Also, I hardly think you should be criticizing mine or anyone else's tastes.

The ONLY way that Gump could have been even worse would have been to get Ron Howard to direct.

How is it emotionally manipulative? Jesus Christ it's a fucking movie. It's always easy to see people have an agenda when they pull the "emotionally manipulative" card.

Hanks is a great actor too

Cheebs · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:37:53 PM »

PD I asked evilore to ban you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:38:30 PM »

Solo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:39:01 PM »

Tom Hanks is a wannabe Jimmy Stewart with half the talent and a quarter of the likeability.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:40:21 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:39:01 PM

Tom Hanks is a wannabe Jimmy Stewart with half the talent and a quarter of the likeability.

No, you mean NICK CAGE is a wannabe Jimmy Stewart with half the talent and a quarter of the likeability. Everyone like Tom Hanks except republicans and movie snobs.

whiteACID · « **Reply #36 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:40:33 PM »

Seems like I need to watch KOH.

Solo · « **Reply #37 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:41:13 PM »

Um, no. Nicolas Cage (who I also am not a fan of) is nothing like a modern day James Stewart.

At least Cage's Oscar was well deserved, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:41:13 PM

Um, no. Nicolas Cage (who I also am not a fan of) is nothing like a modern day James Stewart.

Watch Family Man. Listen to the way Cage talks in many of his movies.

Now compare to Stewart, and compare to Hanks.

Garnet · « **Reply #39 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:44:14 PM »

Lets also not forget Braveheart is about 10years old....

Solo · « **Reply #40 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:44:54 PM »

Listen to the way he talks?

I dont care who he sounds like. You're missing the point. Jimmy Stewart was the all-American everyman, down to earth and likeable. Thats the persona Hanks has always tried to present, when in reality, we all know he's a sexual deviant meth-head who leads the neo Hitler youth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:47:02 PM »

Let's see...

Acting:
Braveheart>Kingdom of Heaven

Lead Actor:
Braveheart>Kingdom of Heaven

Writing:
Braveheart>Kingdom of Heaven

Music:
Kingdom of Heaven>Braveheart

Cinemetography:
Kingdom of Heaven>Braveheart

Action scenes:
Braveheart>Kingdom of Heaven

Director:
Director with two good movies>Director with one good movie

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:49:19 PM »

Mel Gibson couldnt act his way into a gradeschool play.

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:49:25 PM »

PD you made that comparison without seeing KoH. That is like me comparing the Dark Knight to Batman Begins.

Solo · « **Reply #44 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:50:26 PM »

You did not just say Ridley Scott has only directed one good movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 02, 2007, 01:49:19 PM

Mel Gibson couldnt act his way into a gradeschool play.

Never said he was a great actor. Neither is Bloom btw

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 02, 2007, 01:50:26 PM

You did not just say Ridley Scott has only directed one good movie.

No. Two

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #47 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:54:39 PM »

PD is such a bad movie goer lol

Solo · « **Reply #48 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:57:17 PM »

I thought you were making strides, PD, but I was wrong. There is no hope.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** January 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM »

Alien and Gladiator.

Blade Runner is ok. Black Hawk Down is bad; more over produced shit that doesn't fit the historical setting. Legend was good but I haven't seen it in like 11 years.

A Good Year looks amazing

what's his next movie going to be?

Cheebs · « **Reply #50 on:** January 02, 2007, 02:27:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM

what's his next movie going to be?

American Gangster.

After that he has discussed the idea of doing Gladiator II.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2007, 02:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 02, 2007, 02:27:19 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM

what's his next movie going to be?
American Gangster.

After that he has discussed the idea of doing Gladiator II.

Wow. Gladiator II. Can't wait for Scarface 2 also

American Gangsta could be awesome. Denzel...Common...the guy from A Beautiful Mind. These are my favorite things

drozmight · « **Reply #52 on:** January 03, 2007, 06:05:13 AM »

Yeah the DC is damn awesome.

The hospitaler is awesome. Plus Eva Green is hot and... that Guy is a real asshole.

Error Macro · « **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2007, 06:18:02 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM

Black Hawk Down is bad; more over produced shit that doesn't fit the historical setting.

I cannot believe what I'm seeing.

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Author Topic: Official KoH Thread: Kingdom of Heaven>Braveheart (Read 3204 times)