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Mass Erect 3 Single + Multiplayer Beta on Beta Dashboards
« on: November 04, 2011, 08:34:20 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 08:43:04 PM »
god fucking damn it now i wish i had this stupid beta dashboard
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 08:46:53 PM »
It's a multiplayer beta
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 08:47:56 PM »
Ok, not as upset now. Thank you, demi.
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 09:01:05 PM »
Action Mode - For those who want to emphasize action and combat and minimize story management. Action Mode will set automatic replies in conversation and normal difficulty

Story mode - For those who want to emphasize story and narration and minimize action management. Story Mode will automatically complete all combat engagements for you. Normal difficulty.

RPG Mode - For those who want to emphasize stat building and character development and minimize story and action management. RPG Mode will run the game as a pre-rendered movie file, allowing you to periodically "level up" your characters by "increasing" stats and "selecting" skills.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 09:05:00 PM »
wait, what if I want all three?

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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 09:08:12 PM »
Uh, theres a single player demo included

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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 09:10:36 PM »
Remember Demi, we're required by law not to say shit, right? Or is that only in regards to the dash.
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2011, 09:11:07 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM »
:rofl This is like alpha

The cutscene is so incomplete
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 09:16:46 PM »
This wasn't supposed to go up. Someone is getting fired, real quick.

btw, still playing Mass Effect 3 and you aren't
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2011, 09:22:42 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2011, 09:27:45 PM »
....what if i want to level up my dude and watch the story?
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2011, 09:29:05 PM »
You can. Those 3 "modes" are pre-setups. You can still decide how you want level ups, combat, and talking to be.
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2011, 09:31:45 PM »
lol. The multiplayer is such a shameless horde rip-off.

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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2011, 09:33:19 PM »
Action Mode
RPG Mode

bioware 2011  :derp
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2011, 09:33:50 PM »
Just one multiplayer mode or is there something else as well?

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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2011, 09:39:49 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2011, 09:48:32 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2011, 09:51:50 PM »
Action Mode - For those who want to emphasize action and combat and minimize story management. Action Mode will set automatic replies in conversation and normal difficulty

Story mode - For those who want to emphasize story and narration and minimize action management. Story Mode will automatically complete all combat engagements for you. Normal difficulty.

RPG Mode - For those who want to emphasize stat building and character development and minimize story and action management. RPG Mode will run the game as a pre-rendered movie file, allowing you to periodically "level up" your characters by "increasing" stats and "selecting" skills.


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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2011, 09:58:47 PM »
microsoft showing yet another sign of compansies
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »
Uh... multi seems like it can be pretty cool. It basically is Horde mode, sure. But you can pick the class you want, etc.

I'm not making any final comments until retail... but I cant say I was appalled by what I played.
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2011, 10:10:37 PM »
Agreed, Demi.
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2011, 11:03:11 PM »
EA shu down the servers... party's over
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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2011, 01:00:12 AM »
I went with RPG mode and it's the same ME we know. There's like a cinematic mode where the game makes ALL the decisions for you but I haven't tried because that's for dumb dumbs.

Anyways, this is very early but even then it's still impressive. It's the same thing as ME2 but with more options.

Shooting is better. You can now shoot without aiming (could you do this in ME2 I don't remember).

Rolling makes combat even more smooth. I have been replaying GTAIV lately and going from that game to ME3 demo is like going from awkwardly masturbating when you're a 13 year old when you find out your ding a ling feels good when you touch but don't know what to do with it to full on sex (ME3).

It's fast, it's fun, and there are even more enemy types than in ME2 to keep you on your toes, based on the areas in the demo.

Let's get something out of the way though. The most impressive thing about this demo is by far the customization. If you've read through the thread or posted with us when ME2 came out, you'll know that my biggest problem with ME2 were the customization options. It had the customization depth of a Ratchet and Clank game, that is to say, very shallow.

But ME3 -- and this is just the demo, remember -- has far more customization options than ME1 and 2 combined.

You have the base stats: fitness, combat mastery, incendiary ammo, the usual. The great thing is that EVERY -- and I mean every -- stat has its own skill tree.

So fitness would go like this:

Fitness -> durability -> melee damage. After that you can pick between specific skills like melee synergy shield recharge, fitness expert. It gives you a lot of options depending on your play style and the best thing is that each stat you can pool skill points into has its very own unique list of skills.

So combat mastery has stuff like headshot damage, or henchmen damage, or weapon master.

The story segments were impressive and I'm interested in seeing where the story goes but, although I picked rpg mode, I noticed that the game gave you far less opportunities to say what you want, which was weird, but it's also a pre-alpha demo.

Finally, the soundtrack. I'm one of the people who was disappointed by ME2's soundtrack and I'm not worried about ME3's soundtrack in the least bit.

Also, it looks like minerals are back. If you go to the main menu, the same ME2 platinum;etc stuff pops up in the menu.

Good stuff. If you liked Mass Effect 2, you will more than likely enjoy this.
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2011, 01:44:39 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2011, 09:11:30 PM »
leaks! so many leaks you'd think this shit was at the bottom of the ocean by now. the russians have fuggen plot outline write ups I assume they dug out of the leaked beta? wtf who knows. all I know is this shit sounds funny as hell.

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"[...]A deadly Cerberus fembot is responsible for the data theft."
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http://www.bioware.ru/forum/topic/24100/

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« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2011, 12:24:19 AM »
leaks! so many leaks you'd think this shit was at the bottom of the ocean by now. the russians have fuggen plot outline write ups I assume they dug out of the leaked beta? wtf who knows. all I know is this shit sounds funny as hell.

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"[...]A deadly Cerberus fembot is responsible for the data theft."
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FEMBOTS!
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« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2011, 08:23:01 AM »
Action Mode
RPG Mode

bioware 2011  :derp

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« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2011, 09:21:20 AM »
i can't believe it

the whole fucking plot+mission description is out
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bioooowaaaaaaarrrrrrrre >:(
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« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2011, 09:38:34 AM »
i can't believe it

the whole fucking plot+mission description is out
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bioooowaaaaaaarrrrrrrre >:(

And it's still four months from release. :lol
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« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2011, 09:42:27 AM »
Whats the plot in this one?

Shoot them aliens, fuck that alien.

Pleaze buy mp map pack.

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« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2011, 09:53:22 AM »
Unite the alien races by doing sidequests involving shooting enemies in a linear tunnel, solve a few daddy issues for your crew, and then fight a big bad reaper boss by SHOOTING THE CORE. Also involving some alien-banging and Shepard acting "badass". I was originally pretty hyped for this game due to ME1 being a flawed but compelling product, but the more marketing and information I read about it, the less interested I get. Still gonna get it to complete the trilogy.
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« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »
Unite the alien races by doing sidequests involving shooting enemies in a linear tunnel, solve a few daddy issues for your crew, and then fight a big bad reaper boss by SHOOTING THE CORE. Also involving some alien-banging and Shepard acting "badass". I was originally pretty hyped for this game due to ME1 being a flawed but compelling product, but the more marketing and information I read about it, the less interested I get. Still gonna get it to complete the trilogy.

Maybe they will let us explore the universe again by scanning planets for minerals and shit.

That was some immersive rpg stuff there.

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« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2011, 11:13:12 AM »
leaks! so many leaks you'd think this shit was at the bottom of the ocean by now. the russians have fuggen plot outline write ups I assume they dug out of the leaked beta? wtf who knows. all I know is this shit sounds funny as hell.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"[...]A deadly Cerberus fembot is responsible for the data theft."
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:o :o :o

http://www.bioware.ru/forum/topic/24100/

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You land and fight Cerberus through the streets of Eden Prime while terrified civilians hide, then meets up with PARTNER (who arrived earlier) just in time to see an explosion of energy coming from the Prothean ruins. When he arrives, the Prothean is standing in a crater surrounded by dead Cerberus agents. It kills the last Cerberus soldier and exits in a cool fashion.
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The DEVICE docks with the Citadel, Shepard leaps off the edge of the platform becoming one with the Reapers.
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BIOWARE
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« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2011, 11:46:43 AM »
fucking spoilers. i don't care of it's bad. i still want to experience it myself. jerks
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« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2011, 04:24:44 PM »
careful, guys, I heard BioWare just pulled a C&D on GAF
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« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2011, 04:30:01 PM »
What's a reaper? Is that like, a Spartan? Master Chief Shepherd? Sorry, I only played the first 30 minutes of both games because they were boring as shit.

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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2011, 04:36:04 PM »
I wish we got a C&D, at least it means we are a blip on someone's radar
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« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2011, 04:36:42 PM »
I wish we got a C&D, at least it means we are a blip on someone's radar

you'll always be a blip on my radar :-*

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« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2011, 04:40:18 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2011, 04:43:22 PM »
What's a reaper? Is that like, a Spartan? Master Chief Shepherd? Sorry, I only played the first 30 minutes of both games because they were boring as shit.

a Reaper is a Space Terminator, or "Sperminator"
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« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2011, 05:38:33 PM »
The /v/ thread for ME3 spoilers is very enjoyable.

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« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2011, 05:42:56 PM »
Honestly don't really care about the leaks. As long as people are polite enough to spoiler their talk about leaked info this doesn't effect me in the least. Why would I care.

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« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2011, 05:51:32 PM »
I don't care very much about the games, but I do find it enjoyable to see the range of emotion in the various messageboard posts dealing with all of this. Not my fault you are too old for that sort of finger-pointing stoney!

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« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2011, 05:54:58 PM »
I don't care very much about the games, but I do find it enjoyable to see the range of emotion in the various messageboard posts dealing with all of this. Not my fault you are too old for that sort of finger-pointing stoney!

 :lol

Fanboys of all stripes are funny/annoying.

I do find it funny that some fanboy might actually care that the information is out there and now has to constantly worry and fret about getting early information. I like Mass Effect alot but I can probably pretty much guess how the thing is going to finish.

I just beat Arkham City. Spoiler Alert: Batman wins.

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« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2011, 05:57:48 PM »
I don't care very much about the games, but I do find it enjoyable to see the range of emotion in the various messageboard posts dealing with all of this. Not my fault you are too old for that sort of finger-pointing stoney!

 :lol

Fanboys of all stripes are funny/annoying.

I do find it funny that some fanboy might actually care that the information is out there and now has to constantly worry and fret about getting early information. I like Mass Effect alot but I can probably pretty much guess how the thing is going to finish.

I just beat Arkham City. Spoiler Alert: Batman wins.

uh... yeah if you want to play it that way, of course. but you not so cleverly left out Joker's bit. wonder why? could it be a real spoiler? ; )
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« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2011, 06:11:53 PM »
So who here has read the spoiled ending?

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« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2011, 06:15:12 PM »


I do find it funny that some fanboy might actually care that the information is out there and now has to constantly worry and fret about getting early information. I like Mass Effect alot but I can probably pretty much guess how the thing is going to finish.


how hard is it to understand? the games have a heavy story focus. people like to see the story as it plays out in context of the game. it's irrelevant if it's going to be good or not. it's no different with movies, or tv, or books. i would rather experience the story while playing it than reading a blurb on a message board.
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« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2011, 06:17:42 PM »


I do find it funny that some fanboy might actually care that the information is out there and now has to constantly worry and fret about getting early information. I like Mass Effect alot but I can probably pretty much guess how the thing is going to finish.


how hard is it to understand? the games have a heavy story focus. people like to see the story as it plays out in context of the game. it's irrelevant if it's going to be good or not. it's no different with movies, or tv, or books. i would rather experience the story while playing it than reading a blurb on a message board.

Then its very easy. Don't read the spoilers.

Completed scripts exist for movies for years before they are made. Nobody gets their panties in a bunch about that.

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« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2011, 01:23:57 AM »
So who here has read the spoiled ending?

*raises hand*

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« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2011, 03:51:38 AM »
Apparently Microsoft was the one to send C&D to gaf

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« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2011, 04:19:22 AM »
So who here has read the spoiled ending?

*raises hand*

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Bioware is finished

I think Star Wars might be the nail, I bet it will start out well but then people will discover it's just WoW really quick and go back to WoW or switch to Diablo 3/GW2.

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« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2011, 04:27:02 AM »
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I think Star Wars might be the nail, I bet it will start out well but then people will discover it's just WoW really quick and go back to WoW or switch to Diablo 3/GW2.

Star Wars?
Is that popular anymore?

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« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2011, 04:55:15 AM »
Despite the great sales of the Blu Ray I think it's mostly old folks nowadays that buy into Star Wars, also the reason why the most popular star wars video game is Lego Star wars, so these old folks can play with their kids. I don't think this is the same demographic as the MMO crowd.

I'm sure it will sell a million or three from the gate, but after that it will go down down down.

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« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2011, 05:50:21 AM »
I agree it's a huge license.

I also think TOR looks like a turd and am wondering how fast people will cop on they are paying for what is basicly a watered down single player game with MMO combat. Then again, this might be what people are waiting for. Who knows.

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« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2011, 07:03:50 AM »
It's doomed because they're trying to copy WoW and make it as little like an MMO as possible but just enough to charge for it.
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« Reply #58 on: November 08, 2011, 08:16:21 AM »
Yep.

Does it even have a huge open world with thousands of players? I don't think so.

It's basicly a KOTOR 3, but with added grinding so it will take you months to finish and some light co-op mp.

It's like as if Blizzard would have added a million fetch quests to Diablo, slowed down the leveling, and then charged a monthly fee  :dizzy
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« Reply #59 on: November 08, 2011, 09:07:46 AM »
Doesn't help that the cutscenes, writing, and voice-acting in TOR look absolutely dreadful.
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