Author Topic: What's with all these random new guys? (Read 13962 times)

Reb · « **Reply #60 on:** November 11, 2011, 03:52:46 PM »

This is an incest forum, it's strange when non family members show up.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #61 on:** November 11, 2011, 05:11:49 PM »

I'm cool with new posters, as long as they actually venture outside the bitch about GAF thread.

Tasty · « **Reply #62 on:** November 12, 2011, 06:56:39 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2011, 05:11:49 PM

I'm cool with new posters, as long as they actually venture outside the bitch about GAF thread.

>_>

Trying to do that myself.

Momo · « **Reply #63 on:** November 12, 2011, 01:34:39 PM »

I googled "fuck off neofigs" and found this board

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #64 on:** November 12, 2011, 05:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2011, 05:11:49 PM

I'm cool with new posters, as long as they actually venture outside the bitch about GAF thread.

It's funny, I haven't looked at that thread in forever. Just don't give a shit about that place anymore... I'm trusting in karma to deal w/ Amirox and other than that I don't really care. I mean, Evilore has to suck Sony's cock and I imagine gagging on their rancid cum will eventually kill him.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #65 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:11:08 PM »

Is Evilore still a Sonyfriend? I thought he gave that up years ago. Or is the PC gaming thing just a front?
Then again, given the disproporionate amount of Kagaris choking the guttering over there, maybe there is some unspoken 'don't ban distinguished mentally-challenged fellows if they are married to the Playstation brand' policy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #66 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:24:02 PM »

I just saw a bunch of these random new guys jerking off over the Wii in the GAF thread. One of EB's greatest strengths was that Nintardism was checked or eliminated, either way it was never taken seriously. Now this is in jeopardy. Someone better fix this

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #67 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:34:21 PM »

I have the Skyward Sword limited edition preordered. FACE ME

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:55:10 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on November 12, 2011, 08:24:02 PM

I just saw a bunch of these random new guys jerking off over the Wii in the GAF thread. One of EB's greatest strengths was that Nintardism was checked or eliminated, either way it was never taken seriously. Now this is in jeopardy. Someone better fix this

u sold all your videogames, why does this bother you. and it is contained ine one thread. you would rather it be spread in other places like slowly seeping viscous liquid?

Jamie · « **Reply #69 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on November 12, 2011, 08:34:21 PM

I have the Skyward Sword limited edition preordered. FACE ME

I should have my copy by Monday

Tasty · « **Reply #70 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:57:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 12, 2011, 08:55:10 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on November 12, 2011, 08:24:02 PM
I just saw a bunch of these random new guys jerking off over the Wii in the GAF thread. One of EB's greatest strengths was that Nintardism was checked or eliminated, either way it was never taken seriously. Now this is in jeopardy. Someone better fix this

u sold all your videogames, why does this bother you. and it is contained ine one thread. you would rather it be spread in other places like slowly seeping viscous liquid?

I'll seep my viscous liquids anywhere I please, for the record.

Watch out demi.

demi · « **Reply #71 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:13:54 PM »

I don't think you're old enough yet. ha ha ha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:16:06 PM »

I have a bad feeling we're gonna find out Andrex is like 35 or some shit

Tasty · « **Reply #73 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:21:43 PM »

I would kill myself if I got that old, for realz.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #74 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on November 12, 2011, 08:34:21 PM

I have the Skyward Sword limited edition preordered. FACE ME

Sorry bro, too busy playing Skyrim, you know A REAL GAME WITH NO SHITTY WAGGLE

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #75 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:07:10 AM »

why play that when you can play an actually good game that's not Oblivion HD

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #76 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:03:41 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 12:07:10 AM

why play that when you can play an actually good game that's not Oblivion HD

Shows what you know, this is more like TES:Fallout 3. But by all means have fun waggling like a fucktard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:10:10 AM »

from what I've read Zelda has superior controls to Skyrim

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #78 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:39:40 AM »

Man, can you imagine Skyrim with Skyward Sword controls instead of standard Bethesda garbage controls?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #79 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:00:14 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 01:03:41 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 12:07:10 AM
why play that when you can play an actually good game that's not Oblivion HD

Shows what you know, this is more like TES:Fallout 3. But by all means have fun waggling like a fucktard.

Zelda has better controls than Skyrim.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #80 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:05:00 AM »

Woah, really? Guess I'll delete Skyrim from my computer and play Skyward Sword instead!

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #81 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:17:28 AM »

Do it, it's worth it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #82 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:28:38 AM »

Jesus Christ, we have our quota for idiot ninthings on this board. Demi, fire up the oven, seems like it's time to make some new guy pies.

cool breeze · « **Reply #83 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:41:47 AM »

at least no one has said ninty or shiggy earnestly yet

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #84 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 03:28:38 AM

Jesus Christ, we have our quota for idiot ninthings on this board. Demi, fire up the oven, seems like it's time to make some new guy pies.

I love how stating Skyward Sword has great controls is equivalent to "idiot ninthings."

Read a review or something.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #85 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:45:54 AM »

You stated that it had better controls than Skyrim, which is patently impossible because Skyward Sword wants you to fucking waggle.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #86 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:46:53 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 03:45:54 AM

You stated that it had better controls than Skyrim, which is patently impossible because Skyward Sword wants you to fucking waggle.

Except that Bethesda has been known for incredibly janky controls and every review on Skyward Sword ever talks about how great it is, despite your innate hatred for Wiimote usage? Shocker, there ARE games where it works!

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #87 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:10:21 AM »

So while I wait for Zelda, I figured I would pick up Skyrim if only to see how terrible it is.
I'm in front of the screen playing it and before I can turn off the machine and hide my shame, my wife walks in and says 'Ugh. Is that some kind of ren-faire/furry expansion for Home?'
I just say yes, because I'd like to keep having a wife. She laughs and says 'Miis still look better. Man, I hope for your sake Zelda gets here soon' then left shaking her head.

Afterwards I cried while jacking off into my mouth until I choked.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #88 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:19:37 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 03:46:53 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 03:45:54 AM
You stated that it had better controls than Skyrim, which is patently impossible because Skyward Sword wants you to fucking waggle.
Except that Bethesda has been known for incredibly janky controls and every review on Skyward Sword ever talks about how great it is, despite your innate hatred for Wiimote usage? Shocker, there ARE games where it works!

Skyrim isn't for babbys like Zelda though...

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #89 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:20:49 AM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on November 13, 2011, 04:19:37 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 03:46:53 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 03:45:54 AM
You stated that it had better controls than Skyrim, which is patently impossible because Skyward Sword wants you to fucking waggle.
Except that Bethesda has been known for incredibly janky controls and every review on Skyward Sword ever talks about how great it is, despite your innate hatred for Wiimote usage? Shocker, there ARE games where it works!

Skyrim isn't for babbys like Zelda though...

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:21:36 AM »

First rule of the bore zephyr: everyone RIFF'S on everyone.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #91 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:56:05 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 04:20:49 AM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on November 13, 2011, 04:19:37 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 03:46:53 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 03:45:54 AM
You stated that it had better controls than Skyrim, which is patently impossible because Skyward Sword wants you to fucking waggle.
Except that Bethesda has been known for incredibly janky controls and every review on Skyward Sword ever talks about how great it is, despite your innate hatred for Wiimote usage? Shocker, there ARE games where it works!

Skyrim isn't for babbys like Zelda though...

babby confirmed

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #92 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:06:13 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #93 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:01:06 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #94 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:15:57 AM »

Fucking ninfags ruining the hot dog bar for everyone smh.

Tasty · « **Reply #95 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on November 13, 2011, 08:15:57 AM

Fucking ninfags ruining the hot dog bar for everyone smh.

Bore needs more diversity, and I'm bringing it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #96 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 13, 2011, 05:50:15 AM

Ugh you know what I like about this board? People aren't arguing about fucking videos games in the hot dog bar!

I don't care what kind of fanboy you are keep that shit elsewhere. At least go to the videogame discussion board! Y'all bringing too much negativity! Bring some love!

This.

At least take it to the gaming side.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #97 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:20:29 PM »

Get this Nintard bullshit off of my Evilbore.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #98 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:12:05 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on November 13, 2011, 02:20:29 PM

Get this Nintard bullshit off of my Evilbore.

No.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #99 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:30:57 PM »

Keep up with it, ask Nintendosbooger how that worked for him.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #100 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:34:30 PM »

Oh my, are we having a "view from the hill" moment here?

Quit bullying, old man. Take it to PMs or I'll tear you apart.

Boogie · « **Reply #101 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:38:22 PM »

Hill. View from the hill.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #102 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:40:08 PM »

Why do you do this to me?

Boogie · « **Reply #103 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:41:45 PM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #104 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 04:30:57 PM

Keep up with it, ask Nintendosbooger how that worked for him.

Your Internet threats are hilarious.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #105 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:09:45 PM »

I was trying to help you. Here, point out on the doll where Shiggy touched you.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #106 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:11:35 PM »

Nowhere, because I like Sony more.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #107 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:13:49 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 06:11:35 PM

Nowhere, because I like Sony more.

Tasty · « **Reply #108 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:21:16 PM »

Just want to say that I love that smiley.

cool breeze · « **Reply #109 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:28:32 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 06:11:35 PM

Nowhere, because I like Sony more.

THAT IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #110 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:43:59 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on November 13, 2011, 06:28:32 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 06:11:35 PM
Nowhere, because I like Sony more.

THAT IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT

Improving what, exactly?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #111 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:57:59 PM »

Zephyr, you're dealing with 30 something balding hermits who, uh, 'work from home'. Scientifically speaking, their brains have lost most of their neurological elasticity and will persist in their ways. At least until they hit 49, realise they're still playing broken shoddy wrpgs and throw themselves into traffic just to feel something again.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #112 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:02:36 PM »

For as much as I'm not interested in something like Skyrim, I'm watching playthroughs of it on Youtube anyway. In hopes that it suddenly becomes not-Oblivion.

Still waiting.

cool breeze · « **Reply #113 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:21:21 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 06:43:59 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on November 13, 2011, 06:28:32 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 13, 2011, 06:11:35 PM
Nowhere, because I like Sony more.

THAT IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT
Improving what, exactly?

Diunx · « **Reply #114 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:22:14 PM »

Don't worry Zephyr you have every right to have incredibly shitty taste in video games, don't let these old men get to you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #115 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:32:25 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on November 13, 2011, 06:57:59 PM

Zephyr, you're dealing with 30 something balding hermits who, uh, 'work from home'. Scientifically speaking, their brains have lost most of their neurological elasticity and will persist in their ways. At least until they hit 49, realise they're still playing broken shoddy wrpgs and throw themselves into traffic just to feel something again.

U jelly that I don't have interact with society, assburger?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #116 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 13, 2011, 07:32:25 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on November 13, 2011, 06:57:59 PM
Zephyr, you're dealing with 30 something balding hermits who, uh, 'work from home'. Scientifically speaking, their brains have lost most of their neurological elasticity and will persist in their ways. At least until they hit 49, realise they're still playing broken shoddy wrpgs and throw themselves into traffic just to feel something again.

U jelly that I don't have interact with society, assburger?

This hot 18 yo blonde at work is like, enamored by me. Apparently I'm doing something righy :/

Barry Egan · « **Reply #117 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:53:00 PM »

well, you do come across as emotionally distant. Just takes one deadbeat father and no effort on your part to make that work.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #118 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:53:08 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on November 13, 2011, 06:57:59 PM

Zephyr, you're dealing with 30 something balding hermits who, uh, 'work from home'. Scientifically speaking, their brains have lost most of their neurological elasticity and will persist in their ways. At least until they hit 49, realise they're still playing broken shoddy wrpgs and throw themselves into traffic just to feel something again.

We don't want to play Nintendo games, something you should have grown out of when you were 7.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #119 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:58:16 PM »

I have no problem with Nintendo games but I'm not going to entertain delusions from nostalgic asspies that Nintendo consoles post SNES has provided enough content to be considered on par or better than the Microsoft or Sony offerings. Especially if these clowns say with a straight face that they didn't like the PS2 but go apeshit over the Wii. It takes a lot of cognitive dissonance and general dumbfuckery to assert those opinions.

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Author Topic: What's with all these random new guys? (Read 13962 times)