Author Topic: THE WORST THING: insomnia (Read 1251 times)

Himu · « **on:** November 10, 2011, 06:00:47 AM »

Go to bed at 12:30 exhausted, primed for a good night's rest, dreaming of candy, penis, and penis candy.

Wake up at 3 because fuck, I gotta take a leak.

Drink some water because throat is a bit sore.

Hit the sheets again and stare at the ceiling for a fucking hour.

I need some Sleepy Time tea. Does that shit work?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:04:51 AM »

welcome to my world, bro.

better get good at jerking off, because pretty soon, thats all you'll have

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:07:47 AM »

still sounds better than being up now because the stress of living a shitty life is driving you insane

p.s. fuck that sleepy time bear

p.p.s. that tea is pretty good tho

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:18:04 AM »

Sleepy time is nice tea, but it's tea not a drug.

Insomnia is a bitch.

Drink a beer or something.

@positive: yeah not being able to sleep because life is shit is the worst fucking thing. Going over the same shitty events in your head $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:19:28 AM »

NO BEER. I got some hard liquor, though.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:20:55 AM »

Oh yeah.

Alcohol induced sleep is better then no sleep.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:38:33 AM »

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:14:12 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 10, 2011, 06:18:04 AM

@positive: yeah not being able to sleep because life is shit is the worst fucking thing. Going over the same shitty events in your head $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

it's not even any particular thing, it's that i can't believe i've gone another year of my life do jack fucking shit and feeling totally bored and unfulfilled. i've gotten to the point where i keep asking myself what i'd rather be doing, and i don't have an answer because i don't even care anymore. apathy is my natural state of being.

and hey - look what time it is! time to "get up" so i can go to work, then to school, then come home to clean up this shithole, then it's time for another sleepless nite!

HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS C U SOON

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:40:05 AM »

Gin has been very helpful with my recent insomnia.

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2011, 12:59:28 PM »

Melatonin works very well for me.

I should add: not as a "when-needed" solution. It's part of adapting to a normal schedule.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:04:25 PM »

I started sleeping on the floor a few years ago- insomnia gone (well, mostly). Need to buy one of those super firm mattresses.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:12:03 PM »

Some radio announcer reminded me the other day that mattresses typically double their weight in 10 years.

I haven't slept since.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on November 10, 2011, 09:12:03 PM

Some radio announcer reminded me the other day that mattresses typically double their weight in 10 years.

I haven't slept since.

THANKS

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2011, 11:38:25 PM »

not that you miss it

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:41:41 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 06:00:47 AM

Go to bed at 12:30 exhausted, primed for a good night's rest, dreaming of candy, penis, and penis candy.

Wake up at 3 because fuck, I gotta take a leak.

Drink some water because throat is a bit sore.

Hit the sheets again and stare at the ceiling for a fucking hour.

I need some Sleepy Time tea. Does that shit work?

"You need healthy, natural sleep. Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise."

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:04:13 AM »

I usually hit the vodka when i need to sleep and have no work the next day

Oblivion · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:16:14 AM »

Yeah, insomnia sux butts. Thankfully I've had very few experiences with it, but the last time I had it about 2 years ago was pretty fucking bad. It lasted about 3 days, and it really made you think you were losing your mind. Not fun. $:-\$

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:38:17 PM »

I'm no doctor, but when I had bouts I found out that it was one of those things that only persist if you give power to it. I told myself not to care and I resumed regular sleeping. Sometimes though I'll stay up for 36 hours to fix my sleep schedule. You can feel this paralyzing dread forming in your abdomen. Awesome.

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:47:38 PM »

I always found that good strong weed does the job.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:54:25 PM »

To be fair though, you prescribe weed as the antidote to nearly everything.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:20:57 PM »

well, either weed or dildoes

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2011, 11:11:45 PM »

Weed can cure a lotta things!

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Author Topic: THE WORST THING: insomnia (Read 1251 times)