An Ode to Advil

[Van Cruncheon]

o! advil! like teardrops; amber
you fall, shaken, by athene
and the stars, who, benighted, rouse behind mine eyes
are driven back by day's bright chariot
and i can fuckin' play rise of legends without dying.

[MrAngryFace]

I did a gajillion bottles when I worked retail

[Diablos]

Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster

[MrAngryFace]

I cant tell, im usually asleep LOLZ WHAT?!

[Van Cruncheon]

someone kill this man

those who blaspheme advil, that blessed nepenthe, must suffer for their venal wickedness

smite him, o goddess ibuprofen

[Fatghost28]

Advil is awesome.  The new liquid gel ones are fantastic.  6 of those do a body good.

[Diablos]

Oh, hey, for sore muscles, headaches, etc., advil is great.

But advil PM sux!

[cloudwalking]

Advil kicks the crap out of Tylenol

[Diablos]

Sure does...

[Error Macro]

Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

[The Black Stallion]

Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.

[captainbiotch]

Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.

Let it rest for a bit, you're moving on down to 4th grade insults.

[Diablos]

Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Diablos: That emoticon just sums up TBS's posts SO well

Captain: Moving down? I'd say he's moving up!