Author Topic: My box in a box (Read 2170 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** January 02, 2007, 07:28:48 PM »

I just saw this linked at GAF:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136340

And as soon as the video started () I realized I knew this girl. She went to high school with me, and is a year behind me in college.

I LOLed.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:32:06 PM »

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:52:28 PM »

There are some things a man never forgets

Sorry nikki. Don't be mad! I <3 you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:54:19 PM »

She's going to bite your balls tonight man, watch out :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:04:35 PM »

I'll smooth things out with Nikki for you man.

Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:11:37 PM »

This chick is grossing me out.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:13:27 PM »

Someone at GAF should actually mention where AlanHemberger stole the fucking picture from since he didn't credit my knowing her or posting the picture at all.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:13:27 PM

Someone at GAF should actually mention where AlanHemberger stole the fucking picture from since he didn't credit my knowing her at all.

waiting for reaction $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 09:52:28 PM

There are some things a man never forgets
(Image removed from quote.)

Sorry nikki. Don't be mad! I <3 you.

So, did you hit it or what?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:26:06 PM »

No, never. She'd be way out of my league, and I was with Miss Nikki anyway, so I wouldn't even think of trying anything!

She lives (or well, her parents live since she goes away to college) about a mile and a half from me, and is incredibly fucking smart.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:27:14 PM »

And incredibly fucking hot. I mean, jesus...

Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:26:06 PM

She'd be way out of my league, and I was with Miss Nikki anyway

That's kind of a fucked up thing to say.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:26:06 PM

No, never. She'd be way out of my league, and I was with Miss Nikki anyway, so I wouldn't even think of trying anything!

She lives (or well, her parents live since she goes away to college) about a mile and a half from me, and is incredibly fucking smart.

So what are you trying to say about Nikki?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:32:24 PM »

Oh, SHIT.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:33:37 PM »

Ecro just fucked up.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:34:36 PM »

This whole thread is a disaster. Nikki must never read this!

MODS: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:40:25 PM »

Oh please guys. Nikki's way out of my league. I'll tell you that any day of the week. She knows it and I know it! She's dating below herself by being with me. I tell her all the time that I've got no idea how the hell she got together with me, as she could get with a guy much better than me with no problems at all.

The facts I submit to you are this:
1) I am ugly. Look at my pictures, and you'll know this is true. This was even MORE true in high school, I assure you.
2) I am not a very social person. I'd much rather stay home and sleep or sit on the internet all day than actually go out and do anything.
3) In high school, I had more acne than I do now, I was angry all the time, and I was a very nerdy video game kid. I started the trend with my friends of wearing those Hot Topic shirts with Mario and Zelda shit on them. That was (and is still, for the most part (though I haven't worn the worst of those shirts in awhile) due to my general refusal to spend money on new clothes) my wardrobe for 3 or so years.

Nikki is clearly at least a level above me in every aspect. She's a lot prettier than anyone I should be with just based on my troll beard and long hair alone, for goodness sake! The only reason she even started going out with me in the first place was because I suckered her shortly after she got dumped by her previous boyfriend.

Had I not sneakily snagged her when I did, I'd probably still be single since I typically don't go after girls.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:42:34 PM »

Way to beat yourself up.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:46:32 PM »

And I really don't see how I fucked up. You can't tell me there's never been a girl you've known that you KNEW wouldn't go out with you even if you asked, especially if you knew the type of guys she liked.

I knew this girl. We were friends in school, and she and I talked a lot as she was good friends with another of my friends and going out with another of my friends. The type of guys she liked certainly didn't fit my 'goofy video game geek' profile. She was more into the really popular social guys who were into partying and going to the club and stuff, and that's not the guy I was.

As such, she was in a vastly different league than I was.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:47:02 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 02, 2007, 11:42:34 PM

Way to beat yourself up.

I could do better.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:47:57 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 02, 2007, 11:42:34 PM

Way to beat yourself up.

It's not beating yourself up when you're only telling the truth about yourself. I know the guy I was in high school. I've gotten away from a lot of that. Nikki'll tell you I've matured a lot in most areas and I'm no longer the guy I was in high school.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:49:43 PM »

I'll tell you one thing -- shave off that disgusting beard thing. I saw that one pic with you and the steak note. The fuck?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:51:22 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2007, 11:49:43 PM

I'll tell you one thing -- shave off that disgusting beard thing. I saw that one pic with you and the steak note. The fuck?

My beard kicks his beard's ass.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:53:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2007, 11:49:43 PM

I'll tell you one thing -- shave off that disgusting beard thing. I saw that one pic with you and the steak note. The fuck?

That's the thing. I KNOW the beard is disgusting. I think that's why I love it so much. I call it my troll beard for a reason.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:59:50 PM »

And really though, I mean the two guys Nikki dated before me are doing VERY well for themselves. It's not like she has a problem getting good guys.

One is the president of his class at PRINCETON, and the other already snagged himself a snazzy German teaching job at like 23 or so.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:01:03 AM »

Sounds like she fucked up. She's stuck with the troll beard.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:04:45 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 12:01:03 AM

Sounds like she fucked up. She's stuck with the troll beard.

Exactly what I tell her.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:05:17 AM »

One day she just might listen.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #28 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:06:07 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 12:05:17 AM

One day she just might listen.

Probably!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:06:40 AM »

You're a good man, Ecrofirt.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #30 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:14:22 AM »

I finally found what I was looking for!

I always think of this awesome motherfucker when I talk about my troll beard:

etiolate · « **Reply #31 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:52:51 AM »

A box is a poor choice to wrap a cooch in. You open the box... how do you get to the cooch? It's not a pipe cleaner honey.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:04:13 AM »

See it's the reverse psychology hahahaha... with the "I'm not good enough for you" and "you deserve better". Then woo woo and a nah nah I'm scoring with a hot chick while eatin' some jello puddin' pops.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:12:54 AM »

Jello.Puddin'.Pops?

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:09:12 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:53:00 PM

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2007, 11:49:43 PM
I'll tell you one thing -- shave off that disgusting beard thing. I saw that one pic with you and the steak note. The fuck?

That's the thing. I KNOW the beard is disgusting. I think that's why I love it so much. I call it my troll beard for a reason.

eugh, well, i just don't think it's appealing in the slightest. i'm sure other people don't too.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #35 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:13:08 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 03, 2007, 03:09:12 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:53:00 PM
Quote from: demi on January 02, 2007, 11:49:43 PM
I'll tell you one thing -- shave off that disgusting beard thing. I saw that one pic with you and the steak note. The fuck?

That's the thing. I KNOW the beard is disgusting. I think that's why I love it so much. I call it my troll beard for a reason.

eugh, well, i just don't think it's appealing in the slightest. i'm sure other people don't too.

Everyone in my family hates it.
Nikki hates it.

I like it. A lot.

That's all that really matters.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:19:29 AM »

"And taco bell might make you sick but my taco's certified."

God damn this shit sucks.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:21:37 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 09:52:28 PM

There are some things a man never forgets
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I would pay money to lick her ass

xnikki118x · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:29:38 AM »

I especially hate the troll beard because it makes my face itch!

For the record, guys, James thinks very badly of himself and is really a great guy. I wouldn't have stuck around if he wasn't.

Some things to debunk:

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 02, 2007, 11:46:32 PM

She was more into the really popular social guys who were into partying and going to the club and stuff, and that's not the guy I was.

HAHAHA okay, my German-teacher first love was NOT a partier at all. He parties now, but he was straight edge when I was dating him. My Princeton boyfriend was not and probably still isn't a partier, and we're also pretty sure that he's homosexual anyway. Neither were popular in the traditional way--the first was popular because he was easygoing and fun and everyone knew him, but they weren't friends with him. The second was popular because he was the class valedictorian.

James and I weren't in this "vastly different league" or anything. We had a lot of mutual friends, made similar grades, had a few classes together, both in National Honor Society and everything, and as far as popularity goes he was probably more popular than I was. I went to a little Catholic school before I came to our high school, most people didn't know me and most people did know him. Not that it matters now, but I certainly wasn't popular like he's leading you all to believe. I was in the marching band. James played football. No way, haha.

The girl in question though, from those pictures...she's pretty smart and was good with the speech debates in FBLA, but she was also a little slut and it seems like that hasn't changed.

. . .

Scenester, you'd probably catch something if you did lick her ass.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #39 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:33:55 AM »

So feisty!

And I think you read my post wrong, silly girl.

And really Nikki, that's poor show to call her a slut and stuff. She's a nice girl! All I remember her doing was fawning over Dirty Ben for months while he was dicking around on her, the poor girl.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #40 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:52:24 AM »

Yeah I did read it wrong, but you still said bad things about yourself that are untrue! You're right about my exes doing well for themselves

Okay so I'll add a disclaimer: I've heard she was/is a slut. I don't know for sure.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #41 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:55:26 AM »

untrue schmutrue! I was ugly and incedibly nerdy! And a jerk!

I've got pictures.

PICTURES I NEVER WANT TO LOOK AT AGAIN! Pictures I forcibly removed from my living room earlier this year when my mom put them on display, because of how embarrassed I was of them. You'll never see these pictures! Never!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** January 03, 2007, 08:30:58 AM »

Awww, true love.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #43 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:32:58 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 03, 2007, 08:30:58 AM

Awww, true love.

I like to think so.

I'm amused how everyone thought I was gonna be mad haha.

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Author Topic: My box in a box (Read 2170 times)