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Himu

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Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« on: November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM »
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2011, 12:58:27 AM »
One way to stop panic attacks is to bear down like you're taking a dump.
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Crushed

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2011, 01:02:30 AM »
And one way to stop bear attacks is to take a dump while panicking.
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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2011, 01:02:56 AM »
having shit pushed up against my anus is nature's way of telling me it's okay to go both ways.
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TEEEPO

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2011, 01:09:13 AM »
probably the part of the day for me. not only do i lose weight, but i can gain it right back afterwards. plus, feels good man.
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brob

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2011, 01:20:43 AM »
Love it. stimulates my prostate without having to get a doctors appointment. thank you lord.
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chronovore

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2011, 01:37:50 AM »
Quote from: Crushed on November 17, 2011, 01:02:30 AM
And one way to stop bear attacks is to take a dump while panicking.

I laughed way too hard at this.
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2011, 01:38:11 AM »
I've had a migraine all day.

If only your remedy was true.  :'(
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ZephyrFate

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2011, 02:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
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Mandark

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2011, 05:34:01 AM »
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 02:12:35 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
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Cerveza mas fina

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2011, 06:08:09 AM »
Ok I drank a few beers last night, and while I don't have a hangover, I will test your theory out right now.

Be back in 5 min to report.
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Cerveza mas fina

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2011, 06:19:30 AM »
Beer shits, so good.

Such a relief too, feel fresh and reinvigorated.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2011, 06:21:59 AM by Premium Lager »
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ZephyrFate

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2011, 01:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on November 17, 2011, 05:34:01 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 02:12:35 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
That's not how it works.
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2011, 01:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Premium Lager on November 17, 2011, 06:19:30 AM
Beer shits, so good.

Such a relief too, feel fresh and reinvigorated.

Beer and coffee do wonders.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 02:30:51 PM »
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
Quote from: Mandark on November 17, 2011, 05:34:01 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 02:12:35 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
That's not how it works.
They eat the poo poo, we've all seen the video.
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ZephyrFate

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Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2011, 03:10:35 PM »
as we all know, Ugandans are the most intelligent of the human race in all matters
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