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Himu

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What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« on: January 02, 2007, 10:19:34 PM »
It's too early for spring fever!  >:(
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2007, 10:21:23 PM »
Ask Cornelius
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2007, 10:22:32 PM »
I'm with Garnet now.  So it's all good.

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2007, 10:22:50 PM »
It's too early for spring beaver>:(

amirite?
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2007, 10:23:28 PM »
Himuro likes men. Disregard.

TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2007, 10:23:41 PM »
Well, Himuro, you probably don't understand this because you're gay, but most of us here are men, and we like women and, more specifically, their vaginas and titties.  You may not know this, but we enjoy sticking our penises inside of their vaginas and making them bounce up and down on our laps as we look at their titties shake.

So basically, since most of us here at Evilbore are men, we have to take what we can get, which is unfortunately whiteACID, who is as abrasive as detailing an automobile with Coca Cola.  But unfortunately, the vagina and titties compel us to make rude comments and do what we gotta.  Which is GAME.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2007, 10:24:54 PM »
I thought you were gay, TVC?
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 10:28:35 PM »
So did I.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 10:28:48 PM »
I thought you were gay, TVC?

He's straight but he has a fetish for large black cocks
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »
Meh. The reason I don't mess with any of the women here is because I have a thing for Cloudwalking...and she's taken. By Demi!  >:(
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 10:30:59 PM »
I thought you were gay, TVC?

He's straight but he has a fetish for large black cocks

<3

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pm plz, pd!
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 10:31:30 PM »
Meh. The reason I don't mess with any of the women here is because I have a thing for Cloudwalking...and she's taken. By Demi!  >:(

::)
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 10:31:42 PM »
I'll pm you my cock then tvc. You cigarillo, you're going to rue the day you sent that gay elf pm!
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 10:32:09 PM »
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 10:32:24 PM »
I'll pm you my cock then tvc. You cigarillo, you're going to rue the day you sent that gay elf pm!

I have more things to show you, Himuro.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2007, 10:32:35 PM »
I don't hit on any girl here at Evilbore.

Does that make me gay?
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2007, 10:34:09 PM »


Holy shit. :lol

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, uhhhh"
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2007, 10:34:44 PM »
Come on, I want dicks.  I've only seen one person's dick from Evilbore, and that was Bz's.  Someone wash the taste out of my mouth.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2007, 10:34:59 PM »
I don't hit on any girl here at Evilbore.

Does that make me gay?

No. It just makes you CajoleJuice
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2007, 10:35:05 PM »
I'll pm you my cock then tvc. You cigarillo, you're going to rue the day you sent that gay elf pm!

I have more things to show you, Himuro.

I want to make your body sore.







 :-[ :-*
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2007, 10:35:14 PM »
Come on, I want dicks.  I've only seen one person's dick from Evilbore, and that was Bz's.  Someone wash the taste out of my mouth.

So you've tasted Bz's cock before? :-X
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2007, 10:35:34 PM »
Come on, I want dicks.  I've only seen one person's dick from Evilbore, and that was Bz's.  Someone wash the taste out of my mouth.

I don't have my own digital camera. I don't think my friends would appreciate me using theirs for such a purpose. I'm sorry.  :-[
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2007, 10:36:25 PM »
WTF TVC SENT ME FFIX HENTAI

ATLEAST MAKE IT FFVIII HENTAI YOU MORAN





Selphie  :-[
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2007, 10:36:53 PM »
:-*
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2007, 10:37:01 PM »
WTF TVC SENT ME FFIX HENTAI

ATLEAST MAKE IT FFVIII HENTAI YOU MORAN





Selphie  :-[
Holy shit, forward it to me.

Bacon

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2007, 10:37:55 PM »
WTF TVC SENT ME FFIX HENTAI

ATLEAST MAKE IT FFVIII HENTAI YOU MORAN





Selphie  :-[
Holy shit, forward it to me.


Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2007, 10:38:20 PM »
:-*

Nothing says,"I love you, sweetums." like sending a drawn pic of a talking rat taking it up the ass.

Mupepe, I deleted it BECAUSE IT'S FFIX HENTAI
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2007, 10:39:59 PM »
I know something you guys don't know.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2007, 10:40:35 PM »
Come on, I want dicks.  I've only seen one person's dick from Evilbore, and that was Bz's.  Someone wash the taste out of my mouth.

Check your PM box :-*

TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2007, 10:41:00 PM »
I know something you guys don't know.

You're not really left handed?
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2007, 10:41:11 PM »
Give us a clue.
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2007, 10:41:30 PM »
I know something you guys don't know.
?

Does it involve my Garnet??

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2007, 10:41:55 PM »
Close
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2007, 10:42:28 PM »
Her secret is that she took up on PD's offer.
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2007, 10:43:06 PM »
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It has something to do with my baby, Garnet???  wtf?!

Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2007, 10:43:38 PM »
SHE'S NOT WORTHY ED. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2007, 10:44:01 PM »
Christopher I didn't get any messages in my inbox.  Don't tease!
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2007, 10:44:12 PM »
SHE'S NOT WORTHY ED. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU
No way, it's only been like 5 hours.  I don't believe it.

Bacon

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2007, 10:45:00 PM »
I know something you guys don't know.

No you don't.

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2007, 10:46:08 PM »
Plus, if Garnet is cheating on pepe with whiteACID, thats pretty fuckin hot. :-*
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2007, 10:46:59 PM »
This thread is an example as to why I love Evilbore's tight and small community.  :badass Luv u dudes (and dudettes)
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2007, 10:47:33 PM »
GARNET ISN'T CHEATING!

TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2007, 10:47:54 PM »
I just found the most awesome Evangelion pr0n.
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Bacon

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2007, 10:48:15 PM »
Hook it up.

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2007, 10:48:39 PM »
I just found the most awesome Evangelion pr0n.
SEND IT MY WAY

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2007, 10:48:45 PM »
PM it to me whiteman

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2007, 10:48:49 PM »
Her secret is that she took up on PD's offer.

I wish. Where I'm from $185 is a lot of money.
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2007, 10:49:25 PM »
Her secret is that she took up on PD's offer.

I wish. Where I'm from $185 is a lot of money.
You're from Harlem?

Bacon

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2007, 10:50:03 PM »
Wow this is some hot shit.

Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2007, 10:50:15 PM »
I just found the most awesome Evangelion pr0n.

Who's in it?
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2007, 10:52:01 PM »
I just found the most awesome Evangelion pr0n.

Who's in it?

Rei and Asuka.  And their nips are pierced with mini Lance of Loninguses.
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2007, 10:52:25 PM »
Her secret is that she took up on PD's offer.

I wish. Where I'm from $185 is a lot of money.
You're from Harlem?

$185 for two bjs and a couple vagina stabs sounds reasonable to me
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2007, 10:52:33 PM »
Her secret is that she took up on PD's offer.

I wish. Where I'm from $185 is a lot of money.
You're from Harlem?

:rofl
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Bacon

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2007, 10:54:06 PM »
Lance of Loninguses played a pivotal role in the latest Bible Black.

TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2007, 10:57:30 PM »
I just sent Himuro another awesome pic.
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Himu

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2007, 10:57:54 PM »
I just found the most awesome Evangelion pr0n.

Who's in it?

Rei and Asuka.  And their nips are pierced with mini Lance of Loninguses.

 :lol :lol
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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2007, 11:01:25 PM »
Nice pic White Man, thanks, now I have something to masturbate to later on.

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2007, 11:02:19 PM »
Nice pic White Man, thanks, now I have something to masturbate to later on.

 :o
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Mupepe

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2007, 11:02:34 PM »
Wow, White Man.

Wow.

MrAngryFace

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Re: What the fuck is with the female obsession here now?
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2007, 11:05:34 PM »
I understand the whole 'girl thing' thats going on here, but its kinda sad. Its this whole IF I MAKE ENUFF CONVERSATION ABOUT HER AND ACT INTERESTED IN HOBBIES I GET DATE! kinda crap that ive seen on the internet since I was 14.

I mean think of it this way:

Without a picture there is a 50% chance they are a man.
WITH a picture, there is a 50% chance the picture is FAKE and borrowed from myspace.
Percentage of SUCCESS slides against you with the more men hitting on her along with you.

It doesnt bode well for anyone, but it only comes at the low low price of your dignity!
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