Author Topic: Did your parents have the sex talk with you? (Read 2767 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 22, 2011, 10:33:18 AM »

And did you like it?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:42:06 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:44:42 AM »

Nope
Nothing has changed either. I'm as horny now as I was back then.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:45:27 AM »

No but my mom once used the following arguement "You're sleeping with girls but you can't clean up your room? SMH"

Always got me

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:46:29 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 22, 2011, 10:40:39 AM

My dad did in 7th grade, of course it was too late I already knew it all. But he did offer to buy me condoms if I needed them.. Probably a trap!

Definitely a trap.

I never got the talk either. But my mom always said if I got someone pregnant she'd chop my dick off. She lied. I got someone pregnant before the end of high school and the little guy is still intact.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »

nope.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2011, 11:24:51 AM »

No, he moved directly to making bad sex-related jokes. The "I know that you know wink wink" type. It was a horrible phase.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2011, 11:50:08 AM »

I can just see you thinking 'if only you knew what I thought'

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2011, 12:46:01 PM »

My parents told me about it. I think it was Look Who's Talking Too that brought up this talk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2011, 12:52:17 PM »

Yup, my dad at the park one day

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:00:56 PM »

Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 22, 2011, 01:00:56 PM

Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.

That's a bad look homie...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:13:30 PM »

Beezy

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:17:33 PM »

Yeah, my parents had the talk with me in 5th or 6th grade.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:19:00 PM »

Nah, they gave me some book called "9-12 Year Olds" about puberty and sex. Of course my friends and I all read it over and over again, cause back then there was no internets unless you were Al Gore so it was like really low grade porn.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:30:11 PM »

Lowest grade porn was order catalogues

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 22, 2011, 01:30:11 PM

Lowest grade porn was order catalogues

Nah, this was lower- it had illustrations for fucks sakes.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:34:03 PM »

Budget porn indeed.

Good for the imagination though.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:34:27 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 22, 2011, 01:19:00 PM

Nah, they gave me some book called "9-12 Year Olds" about puberty and sex.

Same here, got the sense they wanted "the talk" even less than I did.

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on November 22, 2011, 01:10:56 PM

I'm disappointed, I expected you to scream "AWWW HELL NAW!"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:06:19 PM »

no, they preferred to show rather than tell

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2011, 02:06:19 PM

no, they preferred to show rather than tell

This explains everything

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:12:38 PM »

it's also why i'm afraid of waggle

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:19:18 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2011, 02:06:19 PM

no, they preferred to show rather than tell

Your parents are from the Monty Python school of sex-ed, huh?

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:18:40 PM »

how did you guys find out without your parents telling you? i mean, sure there's tv, but seriously. in 5th grade they had a human reproduction class.

I remember asking "how come sometimes when I pee my penis burns?" and got detention.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:18:58 PM »

Quote from: The Business on November 22, 2011, 02:35:30 PM

I didn't know it was an option to not get it from your parents. I was pretty young when my mom explained it to me, probably 5 or 6. I was asking questions when I heard some older kids talking about it, so she explained it. She told me to not go around telling other kids, though. Kind of like a secret.

I'd love to know how she was able to explain it. My 5 y/o self would be too distracted to pick up on it begin with.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:20:16 PM »

I was told what sex was at 5/6 too; boys have a pee pee, girls have a vagina.

You guys didn't watch Look Who's Talking? What kind of 80's/90's kids are you?

I mean, in Look Who's Talking you're introduced to Bruce Willis voiced sperm wiggling down a vee jay.

"Mommy, what are those things?"

"Oh lord."

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 22, 2011, 01:00:56 PM

Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.

omg

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:27:27 PM »

I learned about it from TV. I heard it come up and after that I went around making my GI Joe dolls fuck my sister's barbie dolls. I used to say the word sex a lot and get the crap beat out of me. I was obsessed with it. I was never actually explained anything though until my 5th grade sex education.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:29:43 PM »

Yeah, they didn't explain HOW sex works even in the 5th grade stuff. "Like, okay, how does a penis go into a vagina? There's a HOLE in there?" and then they'd dance around answering our inner-most desires.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:44:31 PM »

I went through it in Tennessee and they explained intercourse. Penis goes into vagina and ejaculates and sperm meets egg and baby goes wahhhh. They separated the girls from the boys during that one though.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:48:36 PM »

In 7th grade the teacher showed us a video of a baby being born.

That was so gross as a 13-year old.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:50:17 PM »

I'm pretty sure we watched that video in the same class homeboy. It was awesome.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** November 22, 2011, 03:51:34 PM »

We weren't in the same class but we had the same teacher. I remember she had a lecture on wasting paper. Weirdo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:00:10 PM »

I'm fairly certain it was the same class. Edith Gonzales and that fat chola with no eyebrows.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:01:10 PM »

Edith wasn't in my class. Edith was in our English class in 8th grade. My class had Ben Middleton and Alex Davis. I remember because we'd talk about Poke'mon because we were homos.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:03:45 PM »

wow you guys were homos

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:04:31 PM »

I know, right? It was right when Pokemon came out for game boy so we were all into it because we were fegs.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #38 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 03:27:27 PM

I learned about it from TV. I heard it come up and after that I went around making my GI Joe dolls fuck my sister's barbie dolls. I used to say the word sex a lot and get the crap beat out of me. I was obsessed with it. I was never actually explained anything though until my 5th grade sex education.

I still remember the first time I asked about the meaning of the (English) word "Sex":

I was in the 3rd grade, watching a movie starring the boy from Jumanji as a disabled, mute kid. He was called to court as a witness, and was brought a keyboard to slowly type his answers out. I remember his decisive answer, to what I presume was a molestation case, was "sex."

I wrote it down right away, and asked my older sister about it. She told me that it's a really bad word, that I should forget about. I remember thinking "oh, this is going straight to my long-term memory banks."

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** November 22, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »

that sounds like the start of a dirty incest story

lennedsay · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2011, 09:56:31 PM »

I was about 22 and living with my bf (now husband). A friend had a stroke from the pill, and my mom freaked out, asking about my contraceptive methods. Was very happy to hear we were using condoms.

until that point she didn't acknowledge that I had the ability to have sex.

When I was really young (under 5), I was obsessed with how babies were made, grown in the womb, birthed, and breastfed after. So my mom let me watch an educational birth video. There were a few statements made in response to my crying and saying, "I don't want to grow up because I'll get pregnant and get stretch marks!" My dad said, "Well there's more to it than that. You know, Mom didn't just have you kids on her own. I was involved too." So for the next 4 years, I dreaded the day I would get a boyfriend/husband because I thought that meant I would randomly have a baby.

etiolate · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2011, 09:58:14 PM »

My mom gave me a book about sex and said if I had any questions that I could ask her. I was 13 at the time I believe.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:22:15 PM »

Nope.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2011, 11:19:52 PM »

Nope.

They weren't particularly religious but were set on raising my sister and I as Catholics. The only two sex/relationship bits of advice I heard (both from my dad) were "if you beat a woman, you're out of the house" and "if you get a girl pregnant, you can't abandon it." Since we were poor and from the midwest, this advice was more practical than talking about how the reproduction process worked. No wonder I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.

Tasty · « **Reply #44 on:** November 22, 2011, 11:25:30 PM »

Sex? What's that?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** November 23, 2011, 01:00:58 AM »

i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #46 on:** November 23, 2011, 01:30:12 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 01:00:58 AM

i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** November 23, 2011, 01:46:32 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 23, 2011, 01:30:12 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 01:00:58 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him

I guess you could say he had a peedestrian reputation

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** November 23, 2011, 02:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2011, 01:46:32 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 23, 2011, 01:30:12 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 01:00:58 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him

I guess you could say he had a peedestrian reputation

$:-\$

BACK OF THE BUS

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #49 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:09:05 AM »

When will you have the talk Drinky?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:08:07 PM »

i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:29:20 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 04:08:07 PM

i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant

"Honey, all men are horrible and dirty. You must never let them touch you or even get too close. EVER."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:41:29 PM »

"when Misty and Ash really like each other sometimes they fight without their Pokemons"

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #53 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:56:54 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #54 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:59:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2011, 04:41:29 PM

"when Misty and Ash really like each other sometimes they fight without their Pokemons"

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #55 on:** November 23, 2011, 06:11:43 PM »

NEVER EVER from dad. Mom started out talking about sex with my sister and I then it somehow branched out to how she lost her virginity and all the awkwardness that followed. Of course, this was like when I was 22 or so and I was already way past the point of having "the talk".

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #56 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:37:17 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 23, 2011, 06:11:43 PM

Mom started out talking about sex with my sister

I like where this is going!

naff · « **Reply #57 on:** November 24, 2011, 07:51:24 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:01:48 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 04:08:07 PM

i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant

"honey, it's not too late to become a lesbian."

Groogrux · « **Reply #59 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:56:43 PM »

I remember my mom asked me if I had "rubbers" when I was 15 or 16. I told her I needed a girlfriend first.

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Author Topic: Did your parents have the sex talk with you? (Read 2767 times)