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Re: One Second Teaser Next Bioware Turd
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 12:16:28 PM »
I can't wait to kill some terrorists with my waifu.  :rock

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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 12:16:56 PM »
will sell better than Zelda


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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 12:34:53 PM »
God damnit, Bioware
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 12:38:04 PM »
Bioware: February 1995 - March 2011

RIP  :'(
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 12:39:22 PM »
I can't wait to kill some terrorists with my waifu.  :rock

 :-\  Fucking BioWare.  At least Bethesda has decided to step their game up.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 12:42:13 PM »
who cares when we got skyrim
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 12:42:40 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 12:42:44 PM »
oh boy, my prediction was correct

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Re: One Second Teaser Next Bioware Turd
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 01:52:15 PM »
It'll probably be more like Modern Warfare done wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 03:59:15 PM »
I hope they get this guy for the soundtrack:




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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 04:06:47 PM »
Bioware: February 1995 - March 2011

RIP  :'(
More like February 1995 - June 2003 and it's corpse was brought up one last time in November 2009 for a last hoorah

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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 04:27:40 PM »
I hope they get this guy for the soundtrack:



I hope so too, it may actually make a Bioware game worth playing.
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Re: One Second Teaser Next Bioware Turd
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 04:40:06 PM »
More bro

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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 04:43:58 PM »
If Bioware made an ironic, sarcastic dudebro shooter-RPG, it could be pretty awesome. But, Dragon Age. So, yeah.
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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2011, 04:44:49 PM »
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Re: One Second Teaser Next Bioware Turd
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2011, 04:58:08 PM »
Didn't EA acquire bioware and pandemic in one fell swoop? could some of those pandemic bros be working under the bioware name?


anyway; here's hoping this is Tank Romancer: Unleashed made by the DA2 and sonic rpg people

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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2011, 05:01:02 PM »
Didn't EA acquire bioware and pandemic in one fell swoop? could some of those pandemic bros be working under the bioware name?

About 35 were absorbed in EA, supposedly they're working on Mercs, Inc., but who knows?
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2011, 05:13:19 PM »
35 people could have made this second of content. my theory is solid.

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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2011, 06:45:58 AM »
Didn't EA acquire bioware and pandemic in one fell swoop? could some of those pandemic bros be working under the bioware name?

About 35 were absorbed in EA, supposedly they're working on Mercs, Inc., but who knows?

Yeah, I doubt Mercs Inc. is still a game. Those dudes are probably working on MOH2 now.

Agreed; I'll be stunned if Mercs' brand is kept around as anything other than an example of how not to manage a sequel. At the time, Mercs was so impressive. As GTA stuff seemed so random, yet just about everything in Playground of Destruction was internally consistent with the characters and setting.

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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2011, 11:15:15 AM »
So people are whispering this might be the next Command & Conquer.

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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2011, 11:18:33 AM »
o_O


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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2011, 11:53:40 AM »
Why would Bioware make a Command & Conquer game. :wtf
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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2011, 11:59:54 AM »
:wtf

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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2011, 12:00:27 PM »
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-23-evidence-points-to-biowares-new-game-being-command-and-conquer

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That BioWare game teased by a very short video last night may be a new Command & Conquer.

An employee of Victory Games - an EA developer known to be rebooting Command & Conquer - listed her place of work as a BioWare studio on LinkedIn.

Superannuation spotted it, Kotaku reported it. But the reference on LinkedIn of Victory Games being a BioWare Studio has since been removed.

Victory Games making Command & Conquer under the BioWare label fits with the "new direction, new game, new studio" text that was flashed during last night's video.

Victory Games' promise of a Command & Conquer game reveal "later this year" also fits with BioWare's promise of a December Spike VGA reveal.

Plus, consider the BioWare game footage teased last night: a tank in an urban cityscape shooting at armoured personnel carriers (APCs). That, too, fits with Command & Conquer.

BioWare, the developer, is renowned for role-playing games. But the BioWare label has no such constraints: "The BioWare label is a division of EA which crafts high quality multi-platform role-playing, MMO and strategy games," its cover statement reads.

There was another train of thought suggesting this BioWare game could be something to do with Visceral Los Angeles and a new Mercenaries game. But Superannuation, a credible internet sleuth, has now poured water on that idea.

"Correction of earlier tweet: mysterious BioWare game probably is a military thing developed at EALA but has nothing to with Mercs Inc," Superannuation tweeted.

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« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2011, 12:15:36 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2011, 12:25:16 PM »
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