Author Topic: Let's talk apples (Read 2756 times)

BobFromPikeCreek · « **on:** December 06, 2011, 02:12:08 PM »

What's your favourite kind? I'm chowing down on an empire apple right now and it's fucking fantastic. Gushingly juicy, sweet like candy and firm on a level that no obvious euphemism can truly do it justice. SO GOOD.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:13:00 PM »

Shit. Move this!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:13:27 PM »

Meh. Only gives you like 5 HP.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 06, 2011, 02:13:27 PM

Meh. Only gives you like 5 HP.

DON'T YOU GAF UP MY APPLE THREAD, taco.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:17:28 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 06, 2011, 02:13:27 PM

Meh. Only gives you like 5 HP.

noob, apples picked in Solitude give u 10hp

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:17:35 PM »

Who you callin a taco, APPLE THREAD MAKER!?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:18:47 PM »

APPLES ARE MANLY. Not as manly as bananas cause they're kinda dick-esque, BUT PRETTY FUCKIN MANLY.

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:22:27 PM »

iPod Touch

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:32:14 PM »

Alright. Threads in the right forum. Let's talk shop!

Nothing's worse than a sandy apple, I swear.

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:36:22 PM »

I don't like apples.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:36:45 PM »

fuck this thread

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:37:45 PM »

how do you like dem apples?

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:43:38 PM »

oranges are better

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:45:15 PM »

You're comparing apples and oranges.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:46:01 PM »

lol, i can bild pc wit da more power for teh same price fuk steev jobs just hipsters like it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:47:45 PM »

Can you make a pie with your PC?

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Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:07:49 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on December 06, 2011, 02:45:15 PM

You're comparing apples and oranges.

u so smrt

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:09:20 PM »

Fuji apples.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:10:38 PM »

Weeaboo's Choice®

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:15:03 PM »

honey crisp season was the best this year. I stick to honey crisp and fuji animu apples and haven't had a mealy one in years.

stupid ass red delicious buyers. i fuckin' hate people who eat red delicious

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:16:22 PM »

honey crisp fucking own

i seriously just ate one

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:16:36 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 06, 2011, 03:10:38 PM

Weeaboo's Choice®

they're the best apples tho

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:17:07 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2011, 03:16:22 PM

honey crisp fucking own

i seriously just ate one

never had

Mandark · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 06, 2011, 03:15:03 PM

honey crisp season was the best this year. I stick to honey crisp and fuji animu apples and haven't had a mealy one in years.

stupid ass red delicious buyers. i fuckin' hate people who eat red delicious

I used to eat Red Delicious as a kid, and didn't remember them being as awful as they are now. Read somewhere that they kept being bred for thicker skin so they'd take longer to spoil, and that today's Red Delicious are actually worse for it, rather than it just being nostalgia.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:22:01 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 06, 2011, 03:17:07 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2011, 03:16:22 PM
honey crisp fucking own

i seriously just ate one

never had

basically the same as Fuji, but i find they stay fresher and crisper than Fujis

Mandark -- that's part of the reason I hate them, thick skin, but you still bite into a mealy mess.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:36:09 PM »

Are Red delicious' those solid red, generic apples?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:38:50 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:50:31 PM »

Yeah, red delicious are bullshit. Which makes Empire's awesomeness kinda surprising since apparently it's half red delicious.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »

i hated apples for YEARS because of those shitty apples

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #29 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:56:44 PM »

I'mma check out honey crisp. My main complaint with Fuji is they're never very crispy when I have them. Maybe I'm unlucky.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:02:36 PM »

Pink Lady's are good.

We go to our local farmer's market each weekend and get tons of apples straight from the source.

Washington 4 lyfe.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:06:32 PM »

Granny Smiths all the way

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:12:36 PM »

Yup, granny smiths are the best

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:42:53 PM »

granny smith's are too sour cuz i'm a pussy

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:51:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2011, 03:16:22 PM

honey crisp fucking own

i seriously just ate one

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2011, 08:49:31 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 06, 2011, 04:06:32 PM

Granny Smiths all the way

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Vizzys · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:21:32 PM »

fuji apples

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:23:47 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** December 06, 2011, 11:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Viz on December 06, 2011, 09:21:32 PM

fuji apples

Seconded.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #39 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:24:50 AM »

Almost a Tieno thread.

Tieno :'(

tiesto · « **Reply #40 on:** December 07, 2011, 10:15:22 AM »

Macintoshes.... they're nice and soft, with a sweet flavor.

Momo · « **Reply #41 on:** December 07, 2011, 11:58:13 AM »

Apples are like balls of disgusting wet, floury crap >.>

Ganhyun · « **Reply #42 on:** December 07, 2011, 07:41:33 PM »

Granny Smith Apples

Momo · « **Reply #43 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:03:34 PM »

Peaches > Apples

Come at me Ringo

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:04:33 PM »

peaches fucking suck. Nectarines

Momo · « **Reply #45 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:06:56 PM »

Nectarines are poison sacks

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:13:05 PM »

Actually nectarines are a member of the peach family and all peach seeds are poisonous. So are apple seeds.

Also you only like peaches because you like having hairy round things in your mouth. Science.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #47 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:24:16 PM »

Russett

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I get real cravings for these sometimes. Used to eat them all the time as a kid but never seen 'em in Japan. On the sour end of the scale, complex autumnal flavors, great for cooking.

Momo · « **Reply #48 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:34:28 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 07, 2011, 09:13:05 PM

Actually nectarines are a member of the peach family and all peach seeds are poisonous. So are apple seeds.

Also you only like peaches because you like having hairy round things in your mouth. Science.

chronovore · « **Reply #49 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:31:36 PM »

Wyder's makes a hard apple cider which tastes like it's made from Granny Smith apples. SO GOOD.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #50 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:49:43 PM »

LTTP...

Quote from: Flannel Boy on December 06, 2011, 02:45:15 PM

You're comparing apples and oranges.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #51 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:58:05 PM »

got a bag of honey crisps and some mandarin oranges today. yep, both are pretty out of season, back to shitty fruit for the winter.

Still crispy, but not a lot of honey

naff · « **Reply #52 on:** December 10, 2011, 04:44:04 AM »

Quote from: Momo on December 07, 2011, 11:58:13 AM

Apples are like balls of disgusting wet, floury crap >.>

Clearly poor and living in the wrong country since you've never had a fresh, crispy Apple. My favourite. Maybe a nice Pink Lady

Also, there was another more popular Apple thread a while ago right? I think I said my favourite was Golden Delicious then. Best stewed Apple ever, when they're super fresh and the right ripeness they're great but they go floury really fast once picked so they're not really a commercially grown Apple these days

naff · « **Reply #53 on:** December 10, 2011, 04:49:26 AM »

fruit. Pears are incredible. Pear crumble

Packham pears

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Author Topic: Let's talk apples (Read 2756 times)