Is there a better chocolate than Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream bar?

[Don Flamenco]

Real talk: Halloween hauls have long ago soured me on Reeses. I've just have had way too many belly aches from eating hundreds of them Now the only Reeses I'll buy for myself is a fast break.

man up, reese's gave me stomach flu when i was a kid after I tried to set a personal record for the most reese's eaten in a night.  There wasn't an orifice on my body not spewing liquid.   

but I still eat them all the time

[Don Flamenco]

also dark chocolate = hipster chocolate.   

i am so sick of people telling me the only like dark chocolate, as if I'm some freak of nature suffering from arrested development.  it's becoming so hipster that pretty soon i'm gonna be a hipster for liking milk chocolate. 

[Himu]

I hate all candy except Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Reese's Pieces >>> Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

yeeeeeeeep

[Howard Alan Treesong]

also dark chocolate = hipster chocolate.   

i am so sick of people telling me the only like dark chocolate, as if I'm some freak of nature suffering from arrested development.  it's becoming so hipster that pretty soon i'm gonna be a hipster for liking milk chocolate.

dark chocolate has been better than milk chocolate since the 17th century

[Smooth Groove]

my cousin doesn't like chocolate

What a sellout.

[Madrun Badrun]

Is this the same one that is going to jail?  I see a correlation. 

[Flannel Boy]

also dark chocolate = hipster chocolate.   

i am so sick of people telling me the only like dark chocolate, as if I'm some freak of nature suffering from arrested development.  it's becoming so hipster that pretty soon i'm gonna be a hipster for liking milk chocolate.

But dark chocolate lowers blood pressure, can be smoked for pain relief, and its fiber can be used for paper manufacturing.

[Smooth Groove]

Is anyone seriously gonna argue that Jake Steed is better than Lex or Mandingo? GTFO with that bullshit.

[Tasty]

2.  Milk chocolate is disgusting.

cold, hard truth right there.  man up and learn to enjoy the rich full flavor of dark chocolate

 

Chocolate should be sweet not rich.

[TEEEPO]

dark chocolate isn't even candy

which is why it's better

[Don Flamenco]

Dude I can't speak for everyone but I'm a tad more comfortable with myself than to base my chocolate tastes on what's hip I like rich, full flavors more than sweet, sugary flavors. Come at my dark chocolate, bro.

And yeah I'll still eat a Reeses cup if it's in a candy dish or given to me, I just can't bring myself to purchase one anymore.

i kid. 

but malek's info might make me rethink things

high blood pressure 

[Smooth Groove]

I hope my Aunt doesn't gift me $200 worth of chocolate again.  I couldn't finish it, even after 3 months and had to dump the rest.

[lennedsay]

Dark chocolate with sea salt nomnomnomnom

Also, Kit Kats

[Phoenix Dark]

Is anyone seriously gonna argue that Jake Steed is better than Lex or Mandingo? GTFO with that bullshit.

I can't stand Steed. I'll take Byron Long and Mr. Biggz over him, and that's saying a lot

[MrAngryFace]

Sorry, Alpha and Omega- loved these but now theyre gone forever so people can eat their cookies n cum flavor

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, hershey's chocolate and especially adulterated milk chocolate is a fudrucking abomination in the eyes of chocochrist who died on a kit-kat cross for our candy sins.

[MrAngryFace]

Lol chocolate snobs

[etiolate]

so dark chocolate > milk chocolate?

This is the first time this forum has been against a creamy feeling on the tongue.

[Diunx]

Dark chocolate is disgusting.

[MrAngryFace]

dark chocolate is considered 'healthier' and its richer more bitter taste lends itself to restraint- whereas milk chocolate can be shoveled in

[MrAngryFace]

That said im not a HUGE chocolate person- but when I do eat chocolate I generally dont give a fuck unless its really low quality (i.e. mostly fake sugar-doesnt actually taste like chocolate)

[Don Flamenco]

yeah, what the hell is white chocolate anyway?   

i love it but it's very hit or miss.  Sometimes you get it and it's completely terrible, other times it's really good.

[Mr. Gundam]

White chocolate is cocoa butter, sugar and milk. It's technically not chocolate.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I like milk chocolate.

[Jamie]

This thread.

This motherfucking thread. In December, while I'm on a cutting diet.

Dark chocolate is disgusting.

Acquired taste, only eat little bits at a time. Start out with lower percentages working your way up. If you're at something like 90+ you better only suck on that thing.

[MrAngryFace]

dark chocolate is considered 'healthier' and its richer more bitter taste lends itself to restraint- whereas milk chocolate can be shoveled in

Yeah I'll sit there an eat a whole bag of the lindtt special dark truffles no restraint here

Like eating a bag of apples!

[Van Cruncheon]

hershey's isn't chocolate. it's cocoa powder and HFCS. it's AMERICAN FOOD for AMERICAN FATS. gross! makes my stomach clench to think of it.

[MrAngryFace]

makes you strong, shut up

[Robo]

I'm more of a gummy bears kinda "man". 

[Diunx]

I ate an entire pack of gummies last night at work

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm more of a gummy bears kinda "man". 

Haribo is god-tier.

[pickle]

I ate an entire pack of gummies last night at work

Reminds me of a time in my life when I would (often) purchase a 1kg bag of gummies... and then proceed to eat it all in one sitting.

[Himu]

Is this the same one that is going to jail?  I see a correlation.

Mike, I have a big family. I have at least 30 cousins.

[Robo]

I'm more of a gummy bears kinda "man". 

Haribo is god-tier.

Purely HFCS and gelatin (whatever that is!), but so good. 

[Don Flamenco]

I'm more of a gummy bears kinda "man". 

Haribo is god-tier.

this is something we can all agree on

[MrAngryFace]

tv lady told me HFCS is good in moderation!

[Tasty]

Lol chocolate snobs

Exactly.

I ate an entire pack of gummies last night at work

I saw gummy dinos the other day. Wanted to try them.

[Mr. Gundam]

A QFC near my house sells kosher Haribo gold bears. They're even better.

[lennedsay]

I might make my husband drive me to get gummy bears now.

LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING

[Himu]

lenn is it true that women have a craving for chocolate on their periods?

[lennedsay]

I dunno. I'll let you know in the summer. 

I think a lot of women use their period and the time before their period to do, say and eat whatever they want BECAUSE I'M PMSING AND I HAVE CRAMPS. Do some women crave chocolate on their period? Probably. Are these women the type who pretty much always want chocolate? Probably. I can say I've never thought, "I need a new tampon AND A FUCKING MILKY WAY NOW." Maybe it's all a facade, like make-up and push-up bras.

I also have to say that so far, I haven't been overly moody and bitchy now that I'm pregnant. I'm usually pretty laid back, until I have an extremely legit reason to be mad, and then I'm mad. Now I'm more laid back for the most part, but I'm more vocal when I'm mad rather than letting people walk all over me (like usual). Not necessarily in a bitchy way, but just saying "No that's not going to happen."  But a few women we know who just had babies/are pregnant have turned into completely irrational nutjobs. These women, though, have always been pretty moody/bitchy and highly irrational. So I'm convinced some women take advantage of being pregnant as well to get by with whatever they want, or their typical behaviors are magnified while pregnant. Maybe both.

[Don Flamenco]

my gf craves chicken noodle soup when she's got the cramps. 

[lennedsay]

That actually makes sense, because I always feel like I'm sick without actual nausea.

The last thing I really want is junk food. I could probably get down on some pizza but you're not going to see me shoving chips, chocolate and soda in my face cause I have teh cramps.

[Mr. Gundam]

My wife just said she never craves chocolate on her period. She's been craving chocolate lately as a pregnant woman, though.

[lennedsay]

I haven't been able to eat much chocolate (especially milk/white  ) since I had Bell's Palsy last summer. Same goes for milk. Everything milky/creamy (and I mean everything teehee) tasted rancid and felt like it was coating my mouth/throat. After the bell's went away, I could only eat chocolate occasionally and could only use milk in cereal, but almond milk was ok.

Now, because I'm forever on the verge of gagging, I haven't been able to eat cereal or even drink almond milk. I can cook with milk, but that's it. And I've probably only eaten chocolate once or twice in the last few months. It's like all those repressed memories in my taste buds came flooding back.

[Eel O'Brian]

i like ghirardelli chocolates, too

i really don't eat a lot of candy, though, and never keep it in the house - i prefer salty snacks like popcorn or chips and salsa over sweets

[Van Cruncheon]

i prefer salty snacks

[Madrun Badrun]

He asked for a snack and Drinky gave him a full-meal-deal, what a bro.

[Diunx]

I love Kinder!

[CrystalGemini]

Kinder is awesome but I wish they'd use dark chocolate or have a dark chocolate line.  Never been a huge fan of milk chocolate.

[Mr. Gundam]

YUM YUM YUM

[recursivelyenumerable]

I stand with MAF and the 99% (not a cacao ratio)