"I'm retiring! Except when I am not retiring, then I am retiring! I like the way the word sounds. Retiring. Sometimes, when I am retiring or not, I like to stretch out at my desk and just stare at the tops of my shiny shoes, and think about how fun it would be to retire and just shine shoes all day! And then it hit me - wouldn't that be a fun activity, to retire and shine all the shoes of our biggest game stars? Do you like toast? I love toast. I like it with a thin layer of grape jelly. Makes it shiny, like shoes. Sometimes it doesn't taste like grape, it tastes like purple. I can't sleep unless I've had my purple. Eating jelly toast, shining shoes, retiring."
FALL 2012
MARIO JELLY SHOESHINE RETIREMENT PARTY FOR WII U