Author Topic: #1 Bros in Gaming (Read 1782 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** December 17, 2011, 10:22:08 AM »

No Drama Awesome Dudes/Dudettes supporting characters in gaming. I'll get the obvious ones out of the way:

Garrus (MassEffect)
Johnny Gat (Saints Row)
Varric (Dragon Age 2)
Ogren (Dragon Age Origins)
Sargent Johnson (Halo)
Gilder (skies of Arcadia)

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:31:26 AM »

+ Belaram (LotR:WotN)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:28:13 AM »

Tsun (Skyrim)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:56:25 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2011, 12:53:28 PM »

start at 1:03

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2011, 01:02:21 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2011, 10:22:08 AM

Garrus (MassEffect)

^ my no.1 pick

runner up:

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:24:28 PM »

Ma girl Ada

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:56:01 PM »

can't forget luis either, even tho he goes out too soon

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:59:49 PM »

yee yee sexy peyj

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2011, 03:32:38 PM »

Steven Heck

Garrus is my main bro in the Mass Effect games. Space Monster Batman and me tear shit up.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 17, 2011, 03:35:31 PM »

viktor and flik from suikoden

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** December 17, 2011, 04:41:17 PM »

garrus sucks in my game. i listened to him a little bit in me1 but i mostly just powered thru that game and didn't even bother helping him track down the dude he really wanted to kill. in me2 he came aboard and tried to hit on my commander shep, so i followed the dialogue for a sec just to see if i really would be able to make fuck with him. once i saw that it totally was i backed out quick. ever since then he's just like "hey, everything down here seems like it's working ok... all right... see you later..."

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** December 17, 2011, 04:44:16 PM »

Can we talk later? I was just in the middle of some calibrations.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:40:48 PM »

Measure of a bro is how much shit bothers him, in that shit doesnt bother him at all cause hes just too bro to freak out

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** December 17, 2011, 06:09:17 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2011, 08:44:05 PM »

brob · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2011, 08:54:48 PM »

Isn't that gif from right after Otacon cried his way through a story about banging his step-mom? Only a true loser could make a story about banging your step-mom seem pathetic. Decidedly not a #1 bro.

iconoclast · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:05:47 PM »

Onionbro

edit: and Sunbro

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:06:28 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on December 17, 2011, 08:54:48 PM

Isn't that gif from right after Otacon cried his way through a story about banging his step-mom? Only a true loser could make a story about banging your step-mom seem pathetic. Decidedly not a #1 bro.

yep, otacon sucks

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:37:54 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on December 17, 2011, 10:05:47 PM

Onionbro

edit: and Sunbro

Onionbro isn't much of a bro. He just spends all of his time getting into shitty situations and you help him out.

Sunbro's are the #1 Dark Souls bros

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:47:27 PM »

Stephen Heck:

Minsc and Boo:

Tasty · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:05:04 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 17, 2011, 10:06:28 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on December 17, 2011, 08:54:48 PM
Isn't that gif from right after Otacon cried his way through a story about banging his step-mom? Only a true loser could make a story about banging your step-mom seem pathetic. Decidedly not a #1 bro.

yep, otacon sucks

iconoclast · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:06:10 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 17, 2011, 10:37:54 PM

Quote from: iconoclast on December 17, 2011, 10:05:47 PM
Onionbro

edit: and Sunbro

Onionbro isn't much of a bro. He just spends all of his time getting into shitty situations and you help him out.

Sunbro's are the #1 Dark Souls bros

He

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tries to sacrifice himself so you can escape from the plant monsters in Lost Izalith. But of course you can save him.

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True bro.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:09:02 PM »

tom nook is a total bro

release animal crossing 3ds and i will buy a 3ds nintendo

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:19:53 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 17, 2011, 11:09:02 PM

tom nook is a total bro

release animal crossing 3ds and i will buy a 3ds nintendo

Should be out next year.

I looked at some screens and trailers yesterday, looks OK but I still hate how they made all the arms and legs long. Bleg.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 17, 2011, 10:47:27 PM

Stephen Heck:

Minsc and Boo:

How'd I forget Heck? Fuck the female romance options, I wanted to go get shtfaced with Heck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2011, 01:01:06 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 17, 2011, 11:09:02 PM

tom nook is a total bro

release animal crossing 3ds and i will buy a 3ds nintendo

Tom Nook is a total cuntburger, not a bro at all. Would a bro shake you down for mortgage payments and then try to sell you shitty decorations all the time? No. A bro would NOT.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** December 18, 2011, 01:05:25 AM »

Tom Nook is your brother in arms, in that the two of you rape Animal Crossing and hold the town ransom with your wares.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2011, 01:06:42 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 18, 2011, 01:05:25 AM

Tom Nook is your brother in arms, in that the two of you rape Animal Crossing and hold the town ransom with your wares.

You obviously played a different Animal Crossing than I did. Perhaps in the park?

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2011, 01:12:36 AM »

tom nook can't run a monopoly without you, bro

Tasty · « **Reply #30 on:** December 18, 2011, 01:21:40 AM »

If you don't pay him nothing happens, he doesn't break your legs or nothing, so in that light, Nook is more of a giving friend than loan shark.

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:30:55 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** December 18, 2011, 10:59:06 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** December 18, 2011, 11:50:57 AM »

johnny gat, totally. no drama, just mayhem.

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** December 18, 2011, 05:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2011, 11:50:57 AM

johnny gat, totally. no drama, just mayhem.

Sure! "Who the fuck doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:01:25 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:06:57 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 18, 2011, 10:59:06 AM

also

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This guy was awesome, too. No lip. A guy who recognizes a need for expediency.

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Author Topic: #1 Bros in Gaming (Read 1782 times)