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Momo

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I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« on: December 17, 2011, 02:34:34 PM »
http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Latest-News-Wires/2011/1217/Research-in-Motion-stock-hits-8-year-low.-BlackBerry-users-leaving

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Research in Motion stock falls after company delays arrival of new phones next year. But the real problem for Research in Motion stock: Loyal BlackBerry users are jumping to other smartphones.
Do any boreans have one of these diseased mangled penis, piece of shit phones? Come here so I may mock you :lol

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 02:42:08 PM »
Is it blackberry? cause I really don't like black berry and would be happy to see them go, but I'm sure its still popular.
Yeah it's crapberry. It's really only popular in the assholes of the world these days.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 02:53:04 PM »
Pretty popular where I live, but I am under no illusion as to how shitty this place is.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 02:53:08 PM »
catchin' feelings over phones  ::)
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 02:57:31 PM »
catchin' feelings over phones  ::)
I have specific reason to hate RIM :lol

Girlfriend had one of these, and the fucking beeps and bloops drove me crazy. Sometimes she'd fall asleep without putting the thing on silent and i'd try and figure out how to mute the damn thing, but the OS is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged and it made me feel like a gorilla trying to do science. Eventually I just put the damn thing in the microwave when this happened.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 02:57:56 PM »
Go find Andrex and go sit on some android phones.

Better yet, ass 2 ass one.
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 03:01:12 PM »
Go find Andrex and go sit on some android phones.

Better yet, ass 2 ass one.
Nokia 5110 for life bro :smug

catchin' feelings over phones  ::)

Not really, owning one though usually is a douche signal round these parts.
People who own these tend to be douchebags in suits with bluetooth headsets that have power lunches.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 03:05:12 PM »
:bow windows phone 7.5 :bow2
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2011, 03:54:08 PM »
:bow windows phone 7.5 :bow2

Even more of a toy phone OS than iOS. ::)

Ice Cream Sandwich. Crazy delicious. :hyper

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2011, 04:03:42 PM »
Android is buggy, slow and cumbersome shit. Wp7 for life

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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2011, 04:14:01 PM »
They all suck
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 03:04:51 AM »


A toy for Batman.

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 03:49:23 AM »
blackberry sucks, ios 4 lyfe
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 03:55:40 AM »
NICE. BATMAN.

NIICEE.

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2011, 10:12:15 AM »
I have a Blackberry and I love it, save tons on money thanks to bbm and have no problems browsing or playing free shitty little puzzle games and most importantly it has buttons take your touchscreen bullshit home son.
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2011, 10:47:40 AM »
$30 phone :rock

$15 200 minutes a month plan with rollover :rock

:piss cell phones :piss2
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2011, 11:01:05 AM »
I have a Blackberry and I love it, save tons on money thanks to bbm and have no problems browsing or playing free shitty little puzzle games and most importantly it has buttons take your touchscreen bullshit home son.
I have a nokia 5110. my phone is god.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2011, 12:02:35 PM »
It's not meant to be humorous, it's meant to be me covering my tracks because i own a shameful phone (not bbb)

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2011, 03:03:47 PM »
catchin' feelings over phones  ::)
I have specific reason to hate RIM :lol

Girlfriend had one of these, and the fucking beeps and bloops drove me crazy. Sometimes she'd fall asleep without putting the thing on silent and i'd try and figure out how to mute the damn thing, but the OS is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged and it made me feel like a gorilla trying to do science. Eventually I just put the damn thing in the microwave when this happened.

Well, as long as you have a logical reason for wanting less competition in the industry while tens of thousands of people lose their jobs or investments.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2011, 03:27:56 PM »
catchin' feelings over phones  ::)
I have specific reason to hate RIM :lol

Girlfriend had one of these, and the fucking beeps and bloops drove me crazy. Sometimes she'd fall asleep without putting the thing on silent and i'd try and figure out how to mute the damn thing, but the OS is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged and it made me feel like a gorilla trying to do science. Eventually I just put the damn thing in the microwave when this happened.



so you want RIM to die because you are an idiot?
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2011, 03:52:08 PM »
The both of you need to scoop that sand from your vaginas

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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2011, 06:59:59 PM »
work phone is a BB.
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2011, 07:37:32 PM »
The both of you need to scoop that sand from your vaginas

Sounds like you're just the douche to help them do it.

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2011, 07:50:22 PM »
Buttons are awesome, touchscreens are not. True story.

Fuck apps. I have a laptop and video game systems to play games on. The BlackBerry is a fucking COMMUNICATIONS device, and it does that very well.
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2011, 08:02:43 PM »
The both of you need to scoop that sand from your vaginas

Sounds like you're just the douche to help them do it.

 :lol

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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2011, 08:58:55 PM »
Today's JoT is somewhat fitting.


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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2011, 09:42:02 PM »
:rofl
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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 12:03:53 AM »
Touch keyboards are useless on the bus here, I wish somebody would make a new non-shitty (i.e. not made by Dell) Windows phone with a real keyboard.
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Momo

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Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 03:25:59 AM »
^Sharp are still making flip phones. I really wanted the one they put out earlier this year, but yeah never travelling out of japan.

Re: I want RIM to die and this is good news.
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 04:59:50 AM »
My wife still has a Blackberry for work. She doesn't have a choice. Company pays for it, though.
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« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2011, 11:20:06 PM »
I've only ever had one Blackberry and it was fucking fantastic.  It was rock solid in quality and while maybe a bit cumbersome it could do absolutely everything I needed.

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« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2011, 11:52:44 PM »
I've only ever had one Blackberry and it was fucking fantastic.  It was rock solid in quality and while maybe a bit cumbersome it could do absolutely everything I needed.
The only thing I'm envious of wrt RIM is their blackberry service bundle. Unlimited data at a flat rate is something I really want as all the providers here bill per meg or cap size :/

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