Kim Jong-Il is dead

[Broseidon]

[Himu]

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

[Cormacaroni]

fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess

[Robo]

"The announcer, wearing black, said he had died of physical and mental over-work."

What did they expect, what with all those things to look at?

[tiesto]

It's ronery for him in hell...

[pilonv1]

fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess

Anywhere I can read about him? I like the sound of this

[Broseidon]

It's ronery for him in hell...

Not this year.

[Cormacaroni]

fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess

Anywhere I can read about him? I like the sound of this

Dunno. But watch TV in Japan on a Sunday morning and you see little else but scaremongering about North Korea (all aimed at older conservative voters, don't ask me to explain that timeslot). They've been watching the guy for decades now, in fear.

[Mandark]

Pretty shocking, considering what great shape he was in.  I mean, the guy could bench press 900 lbs and run a marathon in an hour flat, and he just drops dead?

Suspicious, if you ask me.

[Cormacaroni]

Not to mention being the only well-fed person in the country.

[Himu]

[Mr. Gundam]

Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

[Himu]

Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess

[Diunx]

2011 the year that keeps on giving.

[Great Rumbler]

Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess

So...his son will LITERALLY make him look like a Disney princess, then.

[Cormacaroni]

Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un

Seriously, psycho alert here. This kid needs a bullet in his fucking head ASAP.

[Himu]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

the year terrorism dies.

america won.

[Joe Molotov]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

You forgot the Great Satan, Bil Keane.

[Himu]

Notice how this death coincides with the death of Christopher Hitchens. Your move, atheists.

[Pringo]

Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess

I don't think so. Kim Jong-nam was the one caught trying to go to Disneyland and Kim Jong-un is the heir presumptive.

[Diunx]

Kim Jong-chul:

"Kim Jong-nam was arrested at New Tokyo International Airport, Japan, travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport. He was held and then deported to the People's Republic of China. The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries. As a result of this incident, Kim Jong-nam has fallen from favour. He was later reported to be living in Macau."

This one sounds like a genius

[Cormacaroni]

oops, yeah.

[Himu]

There's a rebel in every family.

[Phoenix Dark]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

[Joe Molotov]

Kim Jong-chul:

"Kim Jong-nam was arrested at New Tokyo International Airport, Japan, travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport. He was held and then deported to the People's Republic of China. The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries. As a result of this incident, Kim Jong-nam has fallen from favour. He was later reported to be living in Macau."

This one sounds like a genius

Well, he got out of North Korea. Can't be too dumb.

[ZephyrFate]

[Phoenix Dark]

[Himu]

[Cormacaroni]

This dude is trolling MASTERFULLY

http://twitter.com/#!/iamcolinquinn

[CajoleJuice]

colin quinn is a pretty awesome twitter troll

people get legit upset at his fake rants

[Phoenix Dark]

holy shit 

[Madrun Badrun]

[Himu]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

[Mr. Gundam]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

[pilonv1]

Maybe it will start with the South returning all the rabbits they stole.

[brob]

[Eel O'Brian]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

[tiesto]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

Amazing.

[Great Rumbler]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.

[duckman2000]

And honestly, no one around here at least really believed that was a split that was going to last. The real question, as I recall, was whether or not there would be a lot of blood shed during the renunion process.

[brob]

Does the Koreans have a big fancy wall like Germans did?

[Brehvolution]

It's not nearly as high cause Koreans are shorter people.

[duckman2000]

Oh damn

[Boogie]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.

Umm, actually, the initial division of the Koreas was also imposed on it forcibly ala east and west Germany, after WWII.

[Barry Egan]

holy crap Quinns twitter feed is delicious.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's not nearly as high cause Koreans are shorter people.

In fact, it's so low it's underground and has the power of making short people shorter as they try to cross it.

[chronovore]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

Actually, according to Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction, Kim Jong-Il's son assassinated him to take over the reigns. We can expect to see China, the Allied Nations, the Russian Mafia, and the South Koreans all begin to vie for power in that sector.

[Flannel Boy]

Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

I don't know if Gaddafi belongs on that list--his followers weren't that crazy.

[Great Rumbler]

We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.

Umm, actually, the initial division of the Koreas was also imposed on it forcibly ala east and west Germany, after WWII.

You're right, should have jumped on Wikipedia before posting. Still, Germany and Korea aren't that analogous, and there WAS civil war between the north and south that further complicates things.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Demented]

Good riddance, world is a better place today.

[chronovore]

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The vaudevillian level of theatrics by the N. Koreans in reaction to Dear Leader's death are amazing. I just want to step up and tell them "hey, haven't you heard that 'less is more'?"

[Flannel Boy]

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The vaudevillian level of theatrics by the N. Koreans in reaction to Dear Leader's death are amazing. I just want to step up and tell them "hey, haven't you heard that 'less is more'?"

They have--that line is used by North Korean males all the time.

[chronovore]

Or, you can also hear it at most of the country's dinner tables, sadly...

[Flannel Boy]

 

[chronovore]

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[benjipwns]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-that-thought-lil-kim-died

[Don Flamenco]

the transition will be seamless.  kim jong eun is a push over gamer nerd and will have everything scripted for him. 

[tiesto]

Love it: http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

[Himu]