Hey arent you the guy that asks girls to pretend to be with you to help you get more girls lol.
Yeah.
Aren't you that guy that spends every night, even Christmas, alone in his apartment getting his feelings hurt on an internet forum?
Aren't you that guy that hates being alive?
Aren't you that lonely bastard with no friends?
What are you drinking tonight?
He kinda has ya there, MAF. 
Not really.

Black Stallion: I'm a boy

MAF: And I'm a hard working man
Black Stallion: So MAF, you spending your money on style tonight? I just got all the newest accessories
MAF: No, I think I'm going to work on my 401K tonight
Black Stallion: Ha, that sounds boring. I'm going to go party with my white friends. Do you have friends?
MAF: Yeah, a few. But I'm not into that bragging thing
Black Stallion: Hey MAF, what ya doin?
MAF: Heading off to the bank
Black Stallion: Aw man the bank awesome can you drive me? I want to deposit my McDonalds check
MAF: I guess. I think I might put a loan down on a house today too, and buy a $1500 HDTV
Black Stallion: ...hey, check out my $80 pants!
MAF: I can get those for $20 at JC Penneys
Black Stallion: LOL you shop at JC Penneys. You aren't stylin
MAF: I'm stylin and saving my money. Now excuse me as I buy this house