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Himu

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2011, 04:12:12 PM »
When Himuro loves something to bits you know its shit, for example Suikoden and Shenmue

Basically.

Tron Legacy was a much better movie and made much better use of 3D. Deal with it.

that's pretty big talk coming from someone who loves nintendo products
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2011, 04:13:02 PM »
As the last remaining bastion of sanity and good taste on the bore, I will settle this.

Avatar is not a good movie.  It's pretty to look at and has cool action sequences, but as a film it's marginally better than unpolished cinema turds like, say, Speed Racer.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2011, 04:13:39 PM »
Tron Legacy  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2011, 04:13:42 PM »
When Himuro loves something to bits you know its shit, for example Suikoden and Shenmue

Basically.

Tron Legacy was a much better movie and made much better use of 3D. Deal with it.

that's pretty big talk coming from someone who loves nintendo products

At least Zelda is good, unlike Shenmue which is just reprehensible in every conceivable way.
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Himu

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2011, 04:16:05 PM »
When Himuro loves something to bits you know its shit, for example Suikoden and Shenmue

Basically.

Tron Legacy was a much better movie and made much better use of 3D. Deal with it.

that's pretty big talk coming from someone who loves nintendo products

At least Zelda is good, unlike Shenmue which is just reprehensible in every conceivable way.

Zelda is dead. We don't say the 'Z' word 'round these here parts.
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Himu

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2011, 04:17:55 PM »
Tron Legacy  :lol :lol :lol

I've never seen Tron, but I saw Tron Legacy and I don't know what the fuck.

Which is probably why I like Avatar so much. I mean, you've got the Transformers, the GI Joes, the Tron Legacy's and what have you, all of these fucking big budget movies that are crap. At least Avatar is half way decent.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2011, 04:28:45 PM »
I really loved Tron Legacy.  :'( Don't get the hate.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2011, 04:32:41 PM »
it's marginally better than unpolished cinema turds like, say, Speed Racer.

Oh, it's on now! :maf
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2011, 04:49:08 PM »
I liked it for what it was, wasn't amazing or anything but who cares. Soon you'll grow up and get to watch real scifi!

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I thought at the very least it was a very competently made movie. Unlike many movies I've seen lately, the dialogue didn't make my eyes roll right out of their head nor did I hate the characters -- in fact I liked all of them. Even Clu was somewhat sympathetic, this scene is awesome cause it shows how human he is. Heck I even loved that weird bald dude. A character that could have just been a bland stand-in is given life and character.

I never got the impression anything was underdeveloped, or made me question the plot, or made me hate the characters. That's the baseline for a "good" movie so I don't get why it's hated on.

I do have complaints; the biggest I can muster is that it didn't have enough emotional resonance, but it was still there. The black and white dream skipping stones, "Goodbye kiddo." They should have played that up. People harp on the solar sailor part but I thought it was pretty crucial. Oh and obviously young Bridges CG was bad but that's no reason to hate the movie.

But I love the movie overall.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2011, 04:52:29 PM »
Tron Legacy was an awesome popcorn movie.  I don't give a fuck.  The style and soundtrack are enough to make it enjoyable.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2011, 05:01:01 PM »
Tron Legacy isn't a good movie, but Olivia Wilde > furries so it's got that going for it.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2011, 05:10:53 PM »
it's not that avatar doesn't have a story, it's that it's one of the most antiquated and overused stories in Hollywood showcasing some of the western worlds most banal representations of imperialism.  To me it's no better than Crash in terms of how blah and inconsequential it's message is.  It would have been so much better without a story!  If it were just 2 hours of visual art and fight sequences with no plot whatsoever it would be awesome as hell. 

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2011, 05:22:20 PM »
I saw Avatar in theaters twice.  I enjoyed it for the spectacle, though the second time the slower bits lulled me to sleep.  Great action padded by dullness.  Watched a bit of it on hbo not too long ago and still mildly enjoyed it, but not enough to watch the whole thing.  For its long run time there's not a lot of interesting stuff happening.  And I don't like the 'heroes'.  The natives are vain and the humans are creepy fetishists.  The smarmy business guy and badass super white military guy should have won.

Tron Legacy is just awful. 

Tron Legacy isn't a good movie, but Olivia Wilde > furries so it's got that going for it.

that's true, but she plays an autistic real doll who blew the dude on a regular basis for over a decade.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #73 on: December 21, 2011, 06:05:30 PM »
I loved it when, before the big battle, they like pray to the tree spirit god of the forest, and then they fight and get reckt by the technofascists, but then in an awe-inspiring emotional turn of the tide the forest comes alive or some shit and secures their victory and it's all beautiful and James Cameron is a master genius.

w/e

Tasty

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« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2011, 06:08:26 PM »
Yep it is an extremely fun movie with great visuals and soundtrack, the hate is from indie fanboys per usual.

On WYL and Twitter Costanza would constantly post the bad reviews for it without having seen it. :lol

The set design was just godly, the director was a designer and it shows. Most convincing and slick looking computer world ever. In fact the set CG is so good I'd almost call it timeless if not for CG Bridges. :-\

Music was on another level. I loved (I mean, really loved) Reznor's score for TSN but I think Legacy's should have gotten the Oscar nod. But that wasn't ever going to happen I guess so I'm happy they at least acknowledged the second best score that year.

Himu

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #75 on: December 21, 2011, 06:10:28 PM »
the soundtrack for tron legacy was better than the movie itself
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #76 on: December 21, 2011, 06:59:52 PM »
Tron Legacy isn't a good movie, but Olivia Wilde > furries so it's got that going for it.

that's true, but she plays an autistic real doll who blew the dude on a regular basis for over a decade.

Hey man, don't begrudge the Dude some hot young tail.  The best he did before was helping Maude to conceive, after all.
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Tasty

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #77 on: December 21, 2011, 07:00:58 PM »
Yep it is an extremely fun movie with great visuals and soundtrack, the hate is from indie fanboys per usual.

On WYL and Twitter Costanza would constantly post the bad reviews for it without having seen it. :lol

I would hesitate to call Costanza an indie fanboy seeing as most of what he likes are semi mainstream movies, and he also thinks anything made before 1986 is shit so there's that.

Really? He always seem to have an indie bent to me. I mean he's always jump down someone's throat for insulting Catfish or Submarine.

Tasty

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2011, 07:02:17 PM »
That isn't indie dude, that is "indie"

See edit?

Anyways I don't see the difference... I was more commenting how he was lambasting a movie he hadn't seen.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #79 on: December 21, 2011, 07:11:46 PM »
Still haven't seen Avatar.

Or Transformers
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #80 on: December 21, 2011, 09:07:45 PM »
It's a fun movie to watch every once in a while especially on a big screen with a balls out surround sound.  But I'd never pay the 30 bucks for the blu ray.

WTF, it's US$10.49, dude:
http://www.amazon.com/FernGully-Last-Rainforest-Family-Fun/dp/B000A9QK78

etiolate

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #81 on: December 21, 2011, 09:27:47 PM »
Yeah I couldn't finish watching it. I think I got an hour (maybe) into it and just shut it off.

And this comes from someone who loves Ang Lee films.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #82 on: December 21, 2011, 09:30:29 PM »
the blue chick was hot
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #83 on: December 22, 2011, 01:39:56 AM »
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SENORA! SHAKE YOUR BODY LINE! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SENORA! SHAKE IT ALL THE TIME!
Why are you quoting Pitbull? :teehee Also Avatar is just Dances With Wolves with blue people.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #84 on: December 22, 2011, 01:56:22 AM »
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SENORA! SHAKE YOUR BODY LINE! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SENORA! SHAKE IT ALL THE TIME!
Why are you quoting Pitbull? :teehee Also Avatar is just Dances With Wolves with blue people.

Or last samurai without a scientologist
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #85 on: December 22, 2011, 02:08:46 AM »
Or Ferngully without hand drawn animation
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2011, 08:55:42 AM »
I dunno, the visuals were pretty sexy.

Seeing Roger Dean's floating islands being rendered completely representationally was really impressive.

I wish Cameron would pay Roger Dean, the same way George Lucas owes some money to the Dinotopia people for Naboo.

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2011, 10:40:10 AM »
It's a fun movie to watch every once in a while especially on a big screen with a balls out surround sound.  But I'd never pay the 30 bucks for the blu ray.

WTF, it's US$10.49, dude:
http://www.amazon.com/FernGully-Last-Rainforest-Family-Fun/dp/B000A9QK78
Fuckin Amazon.  So cheap.  All the stores I see it in still have that shiznit for 30 bucks or so

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Still not gonna buy it
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #88 on: December 22, 2011, 10:51:40 AM »
You should.  Ferngully was awesome.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #89 on: December 22, 2011, 10:55:35 AM »
Ferngully > Avatar

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #90 on: December 22, 2011, 10:57:02 AM »
i saw avatar with my nephew and that was fun-ish.  he chickened out during the night time scene with shit glowing and went to the bathroom.  what a little bitch, i'm gonna slap him next time I see him, 2 years later.

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« Reply #91 on: December 22, 2011, 10:58:39 AM »
i saw avatar with my nephew and that was fun-ish.  he chickened out during the night time scene with shit glowing and went to the bathroom.  what a little bitch, i'm gonna slap him next time I see him, 2 years later.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #92 on: December 23, 2011, 01:21:43 PM »
Watching The Rocketeer right now- good to watch a movie better than Avatar
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #93 on: December 24, 2011, 12:42:38 PM »
100 + replies and like 600 views, avatar is still hot :bow2
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #94 on: December 24, 2011, 01:01:39 PM »
I'm sure I'd love Avatar, because I basically like anything with lush SF/fantasy landscapes. Someone could make a movie that consists 100% of panning around mystic CG forests and stuff, with no characters or action or anything, and it would be my favorite movie ever. That's why I haven't seen it - I don't want to be in the awkward position of really liking a movie that I objectively know isn't very good qua movie
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #95 on: December 26, 2011, 05:11:00 PM »
I see Avatar and I just think about how another prolific sci-fi director in Ridley Scott is going to release Prometheus this year and basically shit all over this movie.
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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #96 on: December 26, 2011, 05:54:40 PM »
it was simply a boring ass movie

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Re: Avatar was a boring worthless fucking movie
« Reply #97 on: December 26, 2011, 08:04:23 PM »
It's on Github, right? Did you send a pull request?
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