Author Topic: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012 (Read 4266 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** December 22, 2011, 12:05:19 AM »

Personally, I'm okay with the world all crumbling to pieces on December 21, 2012 as long as I can drive around a huge desert in a Dodge Charger and fight bad guys for gasoline like Mad Max:

Anybody got their plans ready for the last year of human civilization?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:26:03 AM »

eat tacos, don't give a fuck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:34:11 AM »

Got a highly fortified and well-stocked compound in the Appalachians.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:47:14 AM »

continue to browse the bore regardless

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:56:11 AM »

Probably get killed and pushed into a gutter for my gasoline

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:59:21 AM »

Ill try and be sexy

chronovore · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2011, 01:22:09 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 22, 2011, 12:59:21 AM

Ill try and be sexy

Please perish with your ass in the air.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2011, 10:35:27 AM »

I only have xbox live through the end of October so I'll probably go month to month after that. Don't want to overpay right before the shit goes down.

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2011, 07:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 22, 2011, 12:34:11 AM

Got a highly fortified and well-stocked compound in the Appalachians.

All right, here's the deal:

If Newt Gingrich (or some other not-Mitt Romney) wins the presidency, you get to come live on my couch in Canada.

If the apocalypse happens, I get to come live in your Appalachian compound.

Fair?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:14:17 PM »

Well, there's just 9 days left, guys. Hope you all made you're plan already, because if not...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM »

All that stuff that hasn't happened yet- will happen all at once; gonna suck!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:21:55 PM »

Fuck, I forgot and re-upped for whole other year of XBL. :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:23:33 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM

All that stuff that hasn't happened yet- will happen all at once; gonna suck!

Yep!

-Category 6 Hurricanes
-F-6 Tornadoes
-Mega-Quakes
-Super-Volcanoes
-Giant Meteors
-Space Jesus
-Hyper AIDS

All at once on December 21st.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:24:39 PM »

I hope we get to choose a la carte. I might not feel like dealing with space jesus

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:31:00 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 12, 2012, 02:24:39 PM

I hope we get to choose a la carte. I might not feel like dealing with space jesus

It'll probably be determined by popular vote in each country. And since you live in America...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:32:20 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:36:36 PM »

I'm going to pay someone to sew my butthole shut. No one is taking my virginity.

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:52:35 PM »

Fucking mexicans.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2012, 02:56:49 PM »

I thought this was going to be a hilarious thread-bump!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2012, 03:00:18 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on December 12, 2012, 02:56:49 PM

I thought this was going to be a hilarious thread-bump!

cool breeze · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:40:27 PM »

I just realized I'll be traveling during the rapture. All that doomsday prepping time wasted

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:57:54 PM »

FRICK. I'm working that night. Although, not until 11:30. I wonder if I should start drinking and doing a fuckton of drugs earlier JUST IN CASE.

Groogrux · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2012, 10:43:38 PM »

Aw hell, I've survived six or seven of these Apocalypses already, why not add another to the pile?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2012, 10:53:56 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2012, 09:03:36 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** December 18, 2012, 12:24:54 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:20:53 PM »

Damn it I had plans for sunday!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:25:06 PM »

12.21.2012 is the last day of my contract at Microsoft, which may as well be the end of the world

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:35:04 PM »

its all about YOU!!!!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:36:24 PM »

Well the project I've been working on involves geospatial and temporal data visualization on a globe, so there may have been a misunderstanding somewhere.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:44:24 PM »

Planet Earth's contract is up on 12.21!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2012, 04:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 22, 2011, 12:26:03 AM

eat tacos, don't give a fuck

We should all go to Taco Bell and sidehug each other as the world ends.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2012, 04:53:27 PM »

No matter what happens, we're gonna be eating Cheesy Gordita Crunches like there ain't no tomorrow!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2012, 05:40:44 PM »

im goin to taco bell both Thursday n Friday- just in case

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2012, 05:41:59 PM »

You guys are mayan me hungry.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2012, 05:47:22 PM »

that woulda worked better if people in Jamaica had predicted the end of the world

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2012, 07:31:15 PM »

tomorrow is the LAST DAY. I'm gonna go to work, then get drunk and party

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2012, 04:35:30 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2012, 04:48:49 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 22, 2011, 12:26:03 AM
eat tacos, don't give a fuck

We should all go to Taco Bell and sidehug each other as the world ends.

I'm in!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2012, 07:18:19 AM »

20 mins til the end of the world here

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2012, 08:42:14 AM »

that's not fair! cheating!

Groogrux · « **Reply #40 on:** December 20, 2012, 09:20:22 AM »

He didn't reply after that, thus he is dead.

WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** December 20, 2012, 09:31:29 AM »

I never finished those projects at work noooo!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** December 20, 2012, 09:47:44 AM »

So, is the world over yet?

Groogrux · « **Reply #43 on:** December 20, 2012, 09:49:40 AM »

It will probably happen at 12:00 AM EST (GMT -5 hours). That's the only timezone that matters.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #44 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:07:37 AM »

i'm making tacos tonight. Seeing the dentist today...gonna die with clean teeth dammit.

Metal Gear Solid 4 will be the last game I beat before I die :'( Seems fitting...a lame ending before a lame ending.

Diunx · « **Reply #45 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:29:43 PM »

We are having an end of the world dinner at work, but gonna try and hit Taco Bell at lunch.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on December 20, 2012, 12:29:43 PM

We are having an end of the world dinner at work, but gonna try and hit Taco Bell at lunch.

One last case of the shits before the end of the world?

Diunx · « **Reply #47 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:40:13 PM »

I'm immune to such nonsense.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48 on:** December 20, 2012, 01:21:54 PM »

Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and a stereo blasting some Ke$ha music. Seems like the perfect way to go out.

lordmaji · « **Reply #49 on:** December 20, 2012, 01:22:12 PM »

Well, we'll see I guess... It'd be rad if something happens though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #50 on:** December 20, 2012, 01:31:42 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 20, 2012, 01:21:54 PM

Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and a stereo blasting some Ke$ha music. Seems like the perfect way to go out.

No auto-erotic asphyxiation?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #51 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:32:03 PM »

mail from OKcupid:

As we all know, the world is ending 12/21. Why not find someone to spend your last moments with? As things heat up and the earth’s crust begins to melt, here’s a high match that would welcome your embrace — before your hearts burst into ash. Hey, better safe than sorry.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #52 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:35:55 PM »

I went to the store this morning to find that all of the bottled water was purchased by some guy from Apple. So I went to costco and all of the water there was purchased. Finally went to fart and smile and they had some boxes of water. Jesus the people be crazy today.

Groogrux · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:49:36 PM »

Are people really taking this seriously?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #54 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:53:46 PM »

There's bound to be a few people that are gonna take it seriously. I just so happen to live in a place where it seems a lot are taking it seriously. All I wanted was some damn bottled water since we don't have running tap for the next 24 hours.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2012, 02:53:54 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2012, 02:32:03 PM

mail from OKcupid:

As we all know, the world is ending 12/21. Why not find someone to spend your last moments with? As things heat up and the earth’s crust begins to melt, here’s a high match that would welcome your embrace — before your hearts burst into ash. Hey, better safe than sorry.

Yeah, I got that too. The headline was "We’re screwed. You should be too! " - classy

Steve Contra · « **Reply #56 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »

Every dirt hippy that's talked to me about universal harmonics and every survivalist that's wasted my time talking about "prepping" is going to owe me a big fucking apology for wasting my time come Saturday

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:36:49 PM »

I just hope there aren't any nutters looking at this as an excuse to hurt other people. I bet the feds are on high alert for shit like that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:45:08 PM »

For Borys:

http://www.terriblefate.com/

Yeti · « **Reply #59 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:01:41 PM »

I was going to do my grocery shopping tomorrow evening, I hope they are restocked by then. Unless we are all dead by then, in which case I wouldn't care.

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