Stringer Bell: Stupid half gay idiot with horrible taste. How about you stop posting like a child and embarrassing the black race.
Father Mike: We don't want to see pics of you in the office or your stupid fucking shoes. And no, wrestling your dog isn't a good way to spend friday nights.
CajoleJuice: Maybe you should stop rooting for a failure of a franchise and you might just get laid. Oh who am I kidding you ain't got no game son!
Beezy: Stop being so goddamn black!
Andrex: Look at me I'm andrex I'm an innocent child who totally isn't a nintendo fanboy nintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintedo honest I'm as mad at them as you guys nintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendo shiggy's upending to many teatables on koizumi san poor ninty nintendonintendonintendonintendo
Van Cruncheon: Stop playing so many loli uguuu games you have a kid for christs sakes!
Eric P: How about you start listening to music other people listen to? Stop denying the genius that is Kesha just cause its popular!
BrandNew: Hipsters are anti corporations blablabla and yet you are all about Apple and nintendo and the gap and Pixar. Oh wait it's ironic, right?
Green Man: You know you can just hit puberty any day now, so how about you do that and start having good taste for once.
Phoenix Dark: cheeseburger sucking piece of shit.
Kosma and Ji...Oh wait Premium Lager and Shaka Khan:
AWESOM-O: People totally know who I am but I'll act like they don't just in case!
Boogie: I repeatedly correct people and stop them from *gasp* having fun. Jeez guys why can't I get laid? :'(
T234: I like totally kill people like all the time while smoke 80 blunts and flail around dildos!
Spencer: For a guy who get's high all the time your panties sure do get twisted a lot.
Great Rumbler: You spend all your time on the internet watching shitty anime and playing shitty games. SMH
Solo: LOL James Bond!
Bebpo: A lawyer who can never seal the deal with the ladies. Oh well go buy more expensive bathmats.
Wrath2X: What a stupid cunt who can't help but tell us about every time he gets just a wittwe bit sad. I'm glad that annoying depressed asshole with anger issues is long gone. I hope he's fucking dead!
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