Author Topic: I'm back... (Read 16151 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #120 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:32:30 PM »

i'll drop ya some reviews if you can get a blog tool for the site. i'll be posting them under a pseudonym, though, like SCARY LARRY'S PALPITATING ASSHOLE.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #121 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:00:47 PM »

Who's winning the console wars these days? Apple?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #122 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:18:10 PM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #123 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:21:29 PM »

I'd contribute if we had a review or editorial page

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #124 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:22:39 PM »

Why are we discussing this in a foc thread

Akala · « **Reply #125 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:49:21 PM »

it's kinda the perfect place to discuss.

reviews could be funny. imagine side bets to force people through crappy games.

"oh sorry, 3DS didn't break 50k/Saints lost...I want an Iron Roses review in two weeks."

Mupepe · « **Reply #126 on:** January 21, 2012, 01:23:56 AM »

I'd contribute reviews as well but be aware I tend to be easily satisfied by games

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #127 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:24:31 AM »

can you guys nerd up another thread plz

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #128 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:46:39 AM »

stfu, maurice

I will undertake the terrible task of reviewing Nintendo games. Note that I don't own any nintendo consoles or handhelds, but that's ok.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #129 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:47:09 AM »

Rename FoCReturns to FoC. Easier that way, isn't it?

Also, welcome back FoC. Still playing Magic any?

Yeah, neither is anyone else. Myself included.

etiolate · « **Reply #130 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:27:06 AM »

No numerical scores plz

benjipwns · « **Reply #131 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:00:14 AM »

What about a scale that goes from 9 to 10?

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #132 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:37:35 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on January 21, 2012, 04:47:09 AM

Rename FoCReturns to FoC. Easier that way, isn't it?

Also, welcome back FoC. Still playing Magic any?

Yeah, neither is anyone else. Myself included.

Nah, I sold it along with my XBOX. I had a ton of legacy stuff got about $3K for it all. I live right across the street from a magic shop though and I go and hang out with some friends from time to time. I really like the new set.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #133 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:41:10 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 21, 2012, 06:27:06 AM

No numerical scores plz

I like the notion of giving specialized scores for each game, such as "this pathetic offering scores -4 shriveled Shiggy testicles out of 5" or the like.

Mupepe · « **Reply #134 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:37:35 PM »

3 rotten grapes out of 6 dirty vaginas

Mupepe · « **Reply #135 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:38:15 PM »

Nonsensical scores would force people to actually read the review

chronovore · « **Reply #136 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 21, 2012, 02:38:15 PM

Nonsensical scores would force people to actually read the review

But metacritic would still add it into the overall average as a standard score. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #137 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:57:30 PM »

We wouldn't be listed on Metacritic, only Metametacritic.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #138 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:55:51 PM »

I like the idea of reviewing games that have a meaningless score for exactly the reason stated - you'd be forced to read it.

etiolate · « **Reply #139 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:41:29 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 21, 2012, 03:43:24 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 21, 2012, 02:38:15 PM
Nonsensical scores would force people to actually read the review

But metacritic would still add it into the overall average as a standard score. $:-\$

"We need to know where 'half-mast boner at the Trader Joe checkout line' falls between 'Raccoon mating for the Lord' and 'Screwing your female doppelganger.' "

Yeti · « **Reply #140 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:42:42 PM »

Instead of a numerical score, we should use symbols that can't be quantitative in any way. Bad games could get a score of moldy peach, expired coupon, crying baby in a movie theater, etc.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #141 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:47:20 PM »

Do away with numbers and just put games into 3 categories: Ignore, Rent, and Buy.

demi · « **Reply #142 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:21:47 PM »

How does that relate to all the disgusting poor thieves here?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #143 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:40:52 PM »

Okay, how about: Pirate, Steal, Thieve

Trent Dole · « **Reply #144 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:55:23 AM »

If we get to give each game an arbitrary utterly meaningless nonsensical score I'd write some reviews.

Momo · « **Reply #145 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:52:49 AM »

I could help out too

Robo · « **Reply #146 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:48:15 AM »

I had no idea DCharlie was personally funding the Bore. You tha fuckin' best.

chronovore · « **Reply #147 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:40:56 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 24, 2012, 10:48:15 AM

I had no idea DCharlie was personally funding the Bore. You tha fuckin' best.

He also knows where to get awesome Thai food in Ebisu, and does not fear rain.

dcharlie

bork · « **Reply #148 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:06:57 PM »

Haven't done reviews in a couple of years, but I'd be down. Sounds fun!

etiolate · « **Reply #149 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:15:01 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 23, 2012, 11:40:52 PM

Okay, how about: Pirate, Steal, Thieve

Ignore, Pirate, Wait for Steam Sale, Buy, Import CE

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