Author Topic: wow Kid Icarus Uprising looks like garbage (Read 19336 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #120 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:25:31 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 22, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
System sellers for me:

Final Fantasy X/MGS2 - ps2
Zelda: OoT - n64
Zelda: WW - gc
Metroid Fusion/Castlevania: AoS - gba
Ridge Racer/Lumines/MGA - psp
Zelda: TP - wii
Lost Osyssey/GTAIV - 360

Umm, how is Zelda:TP a "system seller" for you for Wii when it also came out for GC?

Came out earlier on Wii and had a sensible aspect ratio.

Boogie · « **Reply #121 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM

Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:25:31 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 22, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
System sellers for me:

Final Fantasy X/MGS2 - ps2
Zelda: OoT - n64
Zelda: WW - gc
Metroid Fusion/Castlevania: AoS - gba
Ridge Racer/Lumines/MGA - psp
Zelda: TP - wii
Lost Osyssey/GTAIV - 360

Umm, how is Zelda:TP a "system seller" for you for Wii when it also came out for GC?

Came out earlier on Wii and had a sensible aspect ratio.

Less than a month's difference between the gc and wii releases in NA.

Tasty · « **Reply #122 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:49:56 PM

Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:25:31 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 22, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
System sellers for me:

Final Fantasy X/MGS2 - ps2
Zelda: OoT - n64
Zelda: WW - gc
Metroid Fusion/Castlevania: AoS - gba
Ridge Racer/Lumines/MGA - psp
Zelda: TP - wii
Lost Osyssey/GTAIV - 360

Umm, how is Zelda:TP a "system seller" for you for Wii when it also came out for GC?

Came out earlier on Wii and had a sensible aspect ratio.

Less than a month's difference between the gc and wii releases in NA.

If you were a big Zelda fan that didn't matter, you'd need it as soon as it was out. Also, the Wii controls aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be.

SantaC · « **Reply #123 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 03:13:39 PM

Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:25:31 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 22, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
System sellers for me:

Final Fantasy X/MGS2 - ps2
Zelda: OoT - n64
Zelda: WW - gc
Metroid Fusion/Castlevania: AoS - gba
Ridge Racer/Lumines/MGA - psp
Zelda: TP - wii
Lost Osyssey/GTAIV - 360

Umm, how is Zelda:TP a "system seller" for you for Wii when it also came out for GC?

Came out earlier on Wii and had a sensible aspect ratio.

Less than a month's difference between the gc and wii releases in NA.

If you were a big Zelda fan that didn't matter, you'd need it as soon as it was out. Also, the Wii controls aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be.

no, they're even worse.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #124 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:08:36 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 03:13:39 PM

Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: Andrex on January 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Boogie on January 23, 2012, 02:25:31 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 22, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
System sellers for me:

Final Fantasy X/MGS2 - ps2
Zelda: OoT - n64
Zelda: WW - gc
Metroid Fusion/Castlevania: AoS - gba
Ridge Racer/Lumines/MGA - psp
Zelda: TP - wii
Lost Osyssey/GTAIV - 360

Umm, how is Zelda:TP a "system seller" for you for Wii when it also came out for GC?

Came out earlier on Wii and had a sensible aspect ratio.

Less than a month's difference between the gc and wii releases in NA.

If you were a big Zelda fan that didn't matter, you'd need it as soon as it was out. Also, the Wii controls aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be.

Himu · « **Reply #125 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:21:11 PM »

Zelda TP wii owned. They promised so much with that system and failed to deliver so hard.

Himu · « **Reply #126 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 23, 2012, 12:50:23 AM

Haha, you're arguing for The Sims.

Your point being?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3424713&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post394365206

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #127 on:** January 23, 2012, 05:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 23, 2012, 04:41:17 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 23, 2012, 12:50:23 AM
Haha, you're arguing for The Sims.

Your point being?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3424713&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post394365206

This is like on Arrested Development when Tobias would tell anyone who would listen that "dozens of people!" suffered from never-nudism. Shit is still weird and sad, man. You could be doing literally almost anything else with your life and it would be time better spent.

Himu · « **Reply #128 on:** January 23, 2012, 07:47:38 PM »

It's the same thing as people telling Skyrim stories and posting what happened with screen shots.

Himu · « **Reply #129 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:07:05 PM »

If anything, your argument exposes more about you than it does about anyone else.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #130 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 23, 2012, 07:47:38 PM

It's the same thing as people telling Skyrim stories and posting what happened with screen shots.

Fuck no it's not the same, because I can actually do the shit irl that you're posting in the Sims. I like my escapism to be, you know, escapism.

And trust me, it says more about you that you like that "game"

Tasty · « **Reply #131 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:18:41 PM »

All games are wastes of time when you get down to it, can't really throw stones when you live in a glass hovel.

Then again I used to enjoy Animal Crossing so YMMV.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #132 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:22:27 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #133 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:12:56 PM »

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #134 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:18:16 PM »

This thread is like the dumping ground for all the worst parts of us. Nothing like Nintendo when it comes to generating ire.

Himu · « **Reply #135 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:35:40 PM »

i am not a sad nerd. I am a happy nerd.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #136 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:01:42 PM »

I read people stories about their Football Manager careers on their official forums. Some people just have a knack for storytelling.

Himu · « **Reply #137 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:08:12 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 23, 2012, 10:59:26 PM

i don't mean sad as in your emotional state, himu

so it's sad people like sharing things they enjoy about the games they play? Even non-nerds and non-gamers do this.

Himu · « **Reply #138 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:11:52 PM »

sounds like typical nerd self-hate fud to me

Boogie · « **Reply #139 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:12:16 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 23, 2012, 10:59:26 PM

i don't mean sad as in your emotional state, himu

Himu · « **Reply #140 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:19:52 PM »

Boogie would find that funny.

cool breeze · « **Reply #141 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:22:53 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on January 22, 2012, 06:47:02 PM

I hope the upcoming HotD ports have Guncon support. Would rather buy that instead of a Move. [/completely unrelated post]

I wish. Guncon 3 is basically just a Wii remote with more precision. Mine has been in my closet for years.

Move works great for pointer games (Dead Space Extraction) but since it's about relative position, I don't think it'll be good for replicating the arcade light gun experience. At least the HotD and Ghost Squad games on the Wii had a no-cursor mode which worked fine.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #142 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:58:11 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 23, 2012, 11:19:55 PM

try to defend the guy and he's taking pokes at me

know what, triumph? you can have him.

No way, man. What if liking the Sims is like AIDS and I could catch it?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #143 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:28:54 AM »

Sims doesn't have enough babbly animals for me.
I'm gonna use Himu for exotic fruits in Animal Crossing and then quickly excise him from my friend roster.

Himu · « **Reply #144 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:32:13 AM »

Animal Crossing has certain elements I like, but has too much stupid trading and loot whoring for its own good.

The Sims is a far better simulation game that allows better and more control over your characters and the town you live in. Making houses in the Sims is an art. Making a house in Animal Crossing is like getting a handjob. Very little customization and control compared to The Sims, which is really more of a sand box more than anything.

Depth aside, The Sims has more interesting storylines and shit. I like playing as psychotic aspie addled characters who are morally ambiguous, and possibly evil and seeing how they interact with the townspeople.

I'd like to see Animal Crossing do this.

Robo · « **Reply #145 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:43:46 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 09:32:13 AM

Making houses in the Sims is an art. Making a house in Animal Crossing is like getting a handjob.

Well, that settles it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #146 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 09:32:13 AM

Making a house in Animal Crossing is like getting a handjob.

You're actually making Animal Crossing sound good.

Himu · « **Reply #147 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:15:54 PM »

Handjobs are awful. Who the fuck likes handjobs?

Timber · « **Reply #148 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 12:15:54 PM

Handjobs are awful. Who the fuck likes handjobs?

I was with you every step of the way man but this I can't abide. S M H.

Himu · « **Reply #149 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:59:01 PM »

Handjobs are only good if accompanied with a bj. Handjobs by themselves, 95% of the time suck.

demi · « **Reply #150 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:07:03 PM »

I've dealt with handjobs 100% of my life, what's one more from someone else.

Himu · « **Reply #151 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:10:15 PM »

that's only half the reason handjobs suck. if i want to use a hand, I would use my own. You aren't going to make me shoot jetson rockets out of my dick with your hand any time soon, honey.

Fifstar · « **Reply #152 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 12:59:01 PM

Handjobs are only good if accompanied with a bj. Handjobs by themselves, 95% of the time suck.

Agreed 100%

demi · « **Reply #153 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 01:10:15 PM

that's only half the reason handjobs suck. if i want to use a hand, I would use my own. You aren't going to make me shoot jetson rockets out of my dick with your hand any time soon, honey.

Sure but that's also one more hand free to play my PSP.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #154 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:56:25 PM »

handjobs are awesome when you get them in places you shouldn't, like when you're having a conversation with someone who doesn't realize youre getting jerked off

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #155 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:46:34 PM »

I've never been able to get off from a handjob or a blowjob.

Bebpo · « **Reply #156 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:52:29 PM »

Can we keep the 3DS bashing/Nintendo fans bashing to the general 3DS thread? I keep thinking this thread is about Kid Icarus for some reason and open it to find handjobs and blowjob comparisons

Himu · « **Reply #157 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 24, 2012, 04:56:25 PM

handjobs are awesome when you get them in places you shouldn't, like when you're having a conversation with someone who doesn't realize youre getting jerked off

One time a girl and I went to dinner with her family. Her sister was sitting right next her. I played drumline on those panties and made em cream in the backseat while having a chat with her dad.

Haha, dick.

This is why I will curse the clouds if I have a daughter.

Tasty · « **Reply #158 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:53:48 PM »

Quote from: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 24, 2012, 05:46:34 PM

I've never been able to get off from a handjob or a blowjob.

I've never been able to get off.

Himu · « **Reply #159 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:55:18 PM »

You're asexual, Andy? Not when I'm done with you. Holla back in 4 years. Wait, you're 14 right?

Tasty · « **Reply #160 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:04:00 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #161 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:51:04 PM »

banned

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #162 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:56:06 PM »

Pretty sure he's nintendo-sexual. Probably keeps humping his stuffed mascot dolls, but in the end gets the same amount of satisfaction from them as he gets from Nintendo's actual games. Poor bastard.

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