Author Topic: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah? (Read 4458 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** January 20, 2012, 11:07:16 PM »

2012 is here, the internet is dead, Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback. Thing are changing, and clearly time is short. Who among us holds the key to salvation. Some of the candidates are already born, some are in the womb. The other has yet to be quickened, but God sees him regardless.

unfortunately none of them are black

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:10:37 PM »

Cheebs is having a kid? AHAHAHAHAHA

BlackMage · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:13:14 PM »

I AM THE ANTICHRIST

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:20:23 PM »

I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:21:22 PM »

i am eager to see what comes out of lenn

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:26:37 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 11:21:22 PM

i am eager to see what comes out of lenn

it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:44:25 AM »

wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:22:24 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2012, 02:44:25 AM

wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!

Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.

etiolate · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:50:29 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on January 20, 2012, 11:26:37 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 11:21:22 PM
i am eager to see what comes out of lenn

it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!

lennedsay · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:44:19 AM »

My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.

There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:48:41 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 21, 2012, 03:22:24 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!

Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.

Was his mom up in the driver's seat?

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:53:55 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on January 21, 2012, 09:44:19 AM

My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.

There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!

Hell yes to all three. Raccoon is pretty good, it's like a really tangy, sweet beef. Had it twice in my life.

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:01:57 AM »

The messiah will definitely be polish.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2012, 01:59:11 PM »

wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?

Making babies oh yeah!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:11:35 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 21, 2012, 10:01:57 AM

The messiah will definitely be polish.

Worst hero's journey ever.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:31:20 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on January 21, 2012, 01:59:11 PM

wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?

Making babies oh yeah!

Record a juicy creampie for me, Bz

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 20, 2012, 11:20:23 PM

I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.

MCD · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:39:04 AM »

I wish to be the little empress.

chronovore · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:50:48 AM »

I'm voting for the legions of illegitimate Kosma Spawn which will be showing up in squad formation in a few years.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:53:34 AM »

I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.

Chinner · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2012, 07:41:18 AM »

i have no idea what is happening in this thread but why is cheech having a babby that seems awfully unfair

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 22, 2012, 01:53:34 AM

I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.

this. it must be an amazing womb that could gestate life from such watery seed

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:31:46 AM »

Cheebs just wants some company in the back seat.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:43:08 PM »

After the last three years of my life, I can honestly say that I am truly thankful I am not a member of this poll. Hallefuckinglujah.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:44:15 PM »

So are we just not going to get an update on this Cheebs thing?

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:35:02 PM »

Pretty sure we all got trolled by michelle again smh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:35:44 PM »

Cheebs is too busy being a family man I guess

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:25:49 PM »

What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon?

Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:46:17 PM »

From what I've been exposed to, I'm pretty sure Lil Drinky is going to doom us all unless a Messiah rises

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:16:38 PM »

Was the Yenorchild conceived in the back of Cheebs mom's SUV?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:53:35 PM »

I'm gonna knock up a really tall black woman, just like Dirk, so that my son can inherit my explosive atheletic ability and the imposing physical statures of his mother's family. He's gonna be disowned if he isn't at least a solid NBA starter and star of at least 500 IR films.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:26:31 PM »

Clearly it's my child, as she can already withstand the impact of automobiles from within the womb.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** January 26, 2012, 09:07:34 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2012, 07:25:49 PM

What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon?

Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies.

At best, she will have a better video card than most of us.

Cheebo · « **Reply #33 on:** January 26, 2012, 10:27:42 AM »

There will be no update till my offspring is winning this poll.

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** January 26, 2012, 11:36:44 AM »

Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** January 26, 2012, 03:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 26, 2012, 11:36:44 AM

Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.

yeah, cheebs, tell us more about the dude that impregnated you

Cheebo · « **Reply #36 on:** January 26, 2012, 03:31:18 PM »

The truth is pretty boring. I live with my soon to be fiancee but no baby that I cna recall.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #37 on:** January 26, 2012, 04:41:53 PM »

where does your fiancee sit in the car, cheebs.

You're mother is obviously driving, do you give her the front seat or do you throw her in the trunk

Robo · « **Reply #38 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:18:03 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:52:10 PM »

Last name Front seat

first name never

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** January 26, 2012, 06:08:40 PM »

Is she actually your soon-to-be fiancee yet, or is she just your future soon-to-be fiancee?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #41 on:** January 26, 2012, 07:39:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 26, 2012, 05:52:10 PM

Last name Front seat

first name never

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** January 27, 2012, 12:38:47 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 26, 2012, 05:52:10 PM

Last name Front seat

first name never

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:57:48 AM »

newsfeed

T234 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:28:23 AM »

Cold blooded.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** January 27, 2012, 10:03:24 AM »

Burn.

chronovore · « **Reply #46 on:** January 29, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »

Sorry, I'm clueless. What's funny about this?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #47 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:00:33 PM »

I just saw something amazing on FB that reinforced my belief that the Messiah has already walked the earth in the form of XFE's first spawn.

News:

Poll

Who will save us

Author Topic: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah? (Read 4458 times)