Author Topic: Flush? (Read 3140 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** January 23, 2012, 09:58:59 PM »

Well?

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:00:15 PM »

urinal? dont those flush automatic?

Crushed · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:00:33 PM »

peeing in another person's pee is like one step removed from a german porn vid.

i ain't makin no piss babies with another fella

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:06:49 PM »

I flush first if it's a urinal but not if it's a toilet.

Usually I'm happy enough if there's no pee below on the floor or on top of the urinal.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:13:29 PM »

not seeing an option for 'pee in the sink'. EB sure is classy these days!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:18:26 PM »

I try

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:00:18 AM »

Depends. Am I urinating at work or home?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:01:14 AM »

people who flush without putting the lid down first will be the first to go against the wall when the revolution comes

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:07:07 AM »

Quote from: Momo on January 24, 2012, 01:00:18 AM

Depends. Am I urinating at work or home?

Home- I suppose there may be a difference between mixing urine with family members or with strangers....

IF YOURE WEIRD

Momo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:14:55 AM »

Well at home i dont really give a fuck since it's just my urine. I have no problem with mixing with my own

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Momo on January 24, 2012, 01:14:55 AM

Well at home i dont really give a fuck since it's just my urine. I have no problem with mixing with my own

why the hell didn't you flush the first time you weirdo?

True story... sometimes when my mom was a single mother and had to work and had nowhere else to drop us she'd make us spend the day at our cousin's house. They were trailer trash Mexicans. Around 15 people in a 3 bedroom trailer in the middle of nowhere outside El Paso, TX.

They were so cheap about saving on water that you'd get beat if you flushed after the first pee. The only time you could flush is if you took a shit or if there was already pee in there when you got there. It was so disgusting. Oh god

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:19:45 AM »

Remember Mupepe, if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:21:38 AM »

I'd hate to shit in a toilet that already has shit in it

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:59:58 PM »

if you people don't close your toilet bowl lids before you flush I want you to all die

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:03:10 PM »

Watching the whirlpool is half the fun. The rest is the colorful aroma.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 24, 2012, 01:03:10 PM

Watching the whirlpool is half the fun. The rest is the colorful aroma.

Yeah, well, enjoy getting poo particles splashed in your eyes then.

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2012, 03:21:56 PM »

They're already getting on my toothbrush regardless, so what's an eye to a mouth?

pickle · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:53:40 PM »

I can't even remember the last time I used a urinal that you could flush manually.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:00:24 PM »

The thing about people who don't let the top down is that you're getting shit particles all over your bathroom: towels, whatever. It creeps me out because it's so preventable. Then they leave the top up after they leave the bathroom and make it look like a filthy mess which totally puts bad vibes on my feng shui. The top is a top for a reason. IT FUNCTIONS AS MORE THAN A BACKREST.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:01:24 PM »

Quote from: pickle on January 24, 2012, 05:53:40 PM

I can't even remember that last time I used a urinal that you could flush manually.

even seedy bars have automatic bathrooms now

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:00:24 PM

The thing about people who don't let the top down is that you're getting shit particles all over your bathroom: towels, whatever. It creeps me out because it's so preventable. Then they leave the top up after they leave the bathroom and make it look like a filthy mess which totally puts bad vibes on my feng shui. The top is a top for a reason. IT FUNCTIONS AS MORE THAN A BACKREST.

It's cute that you think that matters.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/db/human-body/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.html

Have fun brushing your teeth tonight!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:29:32 PM »

Even cell phones have been found to have fecal matter on them. Humans are gross

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 24, 2012, 06:05:38 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:00:24 PM
The thing about people who don't let the top down is that you're getting shit particles all over your bathroom: towels, whatever. It creeps me out because it's so preventable. Then they leave the top up after they leave the bathroom and make it look like a filthy mess which totally puts bad vibes on my feng shui. The top is a top for a reason. IT FUNCTIONS AS MORE THAN A BACKREST.

It's cute that you think that matters.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/db/human-body/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.html

Have fun brushing your teeth tonight!

my toothbrush isn't even on my sink. it's my sink DRAWER. I put every item of use inside my sink drawer or bathroom cabinet.

just read that article.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Robo · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:39:33 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:40:36 PM »

I'm sure there's less fecal matter on my toothbrush compared to those who let shit water spray AND leave their brushes out compared to me.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:45:52 PM »

whether or not everything has shit particles, I'd rather have a dry towel with slight shit particles than a damp one that was blasted with shit water recently.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:50:34 PM »

I think when it comes to fecal matter there isnt much difference between less and more

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:50:51 PM »

you're such a cigarillo, himu

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:56:18 PM »

i like cats, no shit

Akala · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:11:52 PM »

eh, let loose the mingling of the piss.

I get more angry at work than in the wild though...out and about it's like "people are gross." At work, it's like "these fuckers I work with are gross!" Also, you know if they can't be assed to flush, there's no way hands were washed. Good luck with that door on the way out.

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2012, 12:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:37:01 PM

Quote from: Robo on January 24, 2012, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:00:24 PM
The thing about people who don't let the top down is that you're getting shit particles all over your bathroom: towels, whatever. It creeps me out because it's so preventable. Then they leave the top up after they leave the bathroom and make it look like a filthy mess which totally puts bad vibes on my feng shui. The top is a top for a reason. IT FUNCTIONS AS MORE THAN A BACKREST.

It's cute that you think that matters.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/db/human-body/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.html

Have fun brushing your teeth tonight!

my toothbrush isn't even on my sink. it's my sink DRAWER. I put every item of use inside my sink drawer or bathroom cabinet.

just read that article.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So you keep a damp object in a dark, enclosed space? Enjoy that mold with your poo.

Momo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:24:25 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2012, 10:54:27 AM

Quote from: Momo on January 24, 2012, 01:14:55 AM
Well at home i dont really give a fuck since it's just my urine. I have no problem with mixing with my own
why the hell didn't you flush the first time you weirdo?

True story... sometimes when my mom was a single mother and had to work and had nowhere else to drop us she'd make us spend the day at our cousin's house. They were trailer trash Mexicans. Around 15 people in a 3 bedroom trailer in the middle of nowhere outside El Paso, TX.

They were so cheap about saving on water that you'd get beat if you flushed after the first pee. The only time you could flush is if you took a shit or if there was already pee in there when you got there. It was so disgusting. Oh god

Sometimes I do sometimes I dont flush. It's not the end of the world for me as I am just a dirty hobo

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:50:19 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 25, 2012, 12:44:03 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: Robo on January 24, 2012, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 24, 2012, 06:00:24 PM
The thing about people who don't let the top down is that you're getting shit particles all over your bathroom: towels, whatever. It creeps me out because it's so preventable. Then they leave the top up after they leave the bathroom and make it look like a filthy mess which totally puts bad vibes on my feng shui. The top is a top for a reason. IT FUNCTIONS AS MORE THAN A BACKREST.

It's cute that you think that matters.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/db/human-body/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.html

Have fun brushing your teeth tonight!

my toothbrush isn't even on my sink. it's my sink DRAWER. I put every item of use inside my sink drawer or bathroom cabinet.

just read that article.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So you keep a damp object in a dark, enclosed space? Enjoy that mold with your poo.

noooooooooooooo

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:55:18 AM »

Moldy Poo Brush

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:25:57 AM »

My tooth brush, towel, contact lenses, razor, etc are all in a completely different room than my toilet. No shit particles for me

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:29:26 AM »

If you read the article, apparently your stuff still has shit particles on them

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:41:40 AM »

NO! I'M NOT READING THAT ARTICLE!

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:39:26 PM »

I'm not afraid of shit particles.

I'm just a germ freak.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:46:24 PM »

as long my bathroom maintains a clean look, i really don't care what someone in a labcoat will find under a microscope. i'm more terrified finding out what's on my hands and under my nails and i'm ocd to the point where i wash my hands 10+ times a day and clean my living space daily.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:01:26 PM »

I do too, Teepo. I do too. I wash my hands at least 12-15 times a day.

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Author Topic: Flush? (Read 3140 times)