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You get a coupon for a free dessert at a new place. You eat at this place and remember the coupon. You:

Use the coupon. Awww yeahhhh
25 (69.4%)
Decide not to use the coupon and not give them the satisfaction of thinking their ploy to get your business worked.
4 (11.1%)
You fumble about with a vague line of questioning in an attempt to use the coupon without sounding overly enthusiastic about it.
7 (19.4%)

Total Members Voted: 31

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MrAngryFace

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Free Dessert
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:53:30 AM »
Choose your fate
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Himu

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 01:54:50 AM »
Fuck it. I'm using the damn coupon.
IYKYK

Momo

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 02:05:58 AM »
ice cream sandwich

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 02:15:14 AM »
I'm secret option 4: Clip coupon and forget about it until three weeks after it has expired, even though you went to the place three times.
zzzzz

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 02:37:23 AM »
you vaguely ask if they have any specials, and if the waiter mentions the coupon you say "ohhh yea, I forgot I had this in my wallet, someone gave it to me"

win win situation
010

Trent Dole

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 02:50:42 AM »
Fuck it. I'm using the damn coupon.
Correct!
Hi

etiolate

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 02:59:09 AM »
Use the coupon and then buy another ice cream. EAT BOTH

chronovore

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 01:12:21 PM »
Use the coupon and then buy another ice cream. EAT BOTH
:rock

Robo

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 01:16:08 PM »
I'm secret option 4: Clip coupon and forget about it until three weeks after it has expired, even though you went to the place three times.

I follow option 4 religiously.  Sometimes I'll even have the coupon in my pocket, buy the item it's for, and completely forget to use it.
obo

Mupepe

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
I love coupons!  The Jew in me is excited to save money

Human Snorenado

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 02:16:58 PM »
I love coupons!  The Jew in me is excited to save money

wtf is willco doing inside you?
yar

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 02:23:40 PM »
I love coupons!  The Jew in me is excited to save money

wtf is willco doing inside you?

Gardening
010

Reb

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Free Dessert
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 02:30:23 PM »
Eat delicious sundae in front of friend.
brb

MrAngryFace

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2012, 03:08:20 PM »
Eat delicious sundae in front of friend.

haha oh god whats that from again?
o_0

Robo

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2012, 03:22:49 PM »
Eat delicious sundae in front of friend.

haha oh god whats that from again?



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obo

MrAngryFace

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2012, 03:23:45 PM »
Thats it! I knew it was something from way back when because I laughed the minute I read it.
o_0

Robo

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2012, 03:28:48 PM »
obo

MrAngryFace

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2012, 03:30:24 PM »
goodbye lunch hour!
o_0

MrAngryFace

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2012, 03:32:09 PM »
noo these threads are short :*(- still funny though
o_0

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2012, 03:51:49 AM »
010

chronovore

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Re: Free Dessert
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2012, 11:01:20 AM »
Option 1, eat half the dessert.