Author Topic: India is strange (Read 4198 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** February 05, 2012, 11:09:47 AM »

On one hand these nuccas have nukes.

On the other people dry cow shit on the street to use for fire and there are rats and roaches even in high class trains.

More to follow when I get back to the real world.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:11:26 AM »

how about the food

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:19:05 AM »

I will def go into detail when I get back.Typing on the phone is meh.

Short version: good stuff but I never had so much shits while traveling, my gf is fine though so Im guessing its me

chronovore · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:04:54 PM »

Go get 'em, Lager!

It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:21:43 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 05, 2012, 12:04:54 PM

It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:42:32 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 05, 2012, 12:04:54 PM

Go get 'em, Lager!

It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.

tiesto · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2012, 01:40:09 PM »

I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2012, 01:50:42 PM »

True fact: I shit the bed four times in India.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2012, 01:57:59 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2012, 01:40:09 PM

I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.

The smell of college libraries during finals= $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:57:46 PM »

A friend of mine who was studying in utah last year told me that the most offensive BO he have ever smelled came from an indian dude in one of his classes.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2012, 04:08:56 PM »

In 4th grade an Indian dude joined our class. He NEVER bathed. Said it was against his religion.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2012, 04:11:00 PM »

The only good Indian friend I had totally overcompensated for that stereotype by wearing buckets of Old Spice. He smelled like the Yacht Club in hell.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2012, 04:15:35 PM »

Even some of the Indian women on campus don't use deodorants or perfume. Sucks when you just assume an Indian dude must be near, only to come to the realization that it's the Indian chick sitting a few feet from you.

To be fair though, not every person from India smells.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:21:17 PM »

this thread

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:35:48 PM »

every indian girl i've ever met irl has always been gorgeous. i assume india is an eden of beautiful women.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:38:55 PM »

i'm willing to admit that a good portion of these girls may actually have been arabic. i am not good with ethnicity

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:48:27 PM »

As long as she's petite and 14, who cares whether she's red dot or feather, amirite

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:51:18 PM »

God, I would love to fuck a lot of the indian girls i knew in school but many of them subscribe to the hindu caste system train of thought.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:53:57 PM »

feather indians

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2012, 06:04:05 PM »

I'm pretty sure you've never met a native american.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2012, 06:11:38 PM »

i may have met one or two. they could have been mexicans.

Tasty · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2012, 07:25:10 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2012, 06:11:38 PM

i may have met one or two. they could have been mexicans.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:16:29 AM »

I was reading a comic book yesterday and in this one part, a guy beats up an Native American store owner and then as he's running away with his money yells "Go back to India!" at the owner.

Momo · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:17:48 AM »

Dont they shit on the street? My friend plays cricket and says the town he was in smells of shit 24/7

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:52:19 AM »

We've had a few Indian people come and go as programmers at my work. Only one(a girl) had BO issues. The Ukrainian guy still beats her though.

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:27:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 01:57:59 PM

Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2012, 01:40:09 PM
I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.

The smell of college libraries during finals= $:-\$

Dude, I majored in CS at NY's largest state school. You don't need to tell me this

The computer lab was the WORST.

Honestly I'm not all that big on Indian women, some of them are absolutely stunning but I never see any of those in real life. It's always the real frumpy looking ones with big noses and thick eyebrows.

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:38:08 AM »

fun game: replace "indian" with "black" (or any other ethnicity) then re-read the thread!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #27 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:03:29 AM »

That would be racist though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:42:12 PM »

It's not Indian History Month though

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:58:46 PM »

Black people have nukes?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2012, 02:10:56 PM »

We smell?

Diunx · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2012, 02:12:47 PM »

It's not our fault most indians stink!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 06, 2012, 09:38:08 AM

fun game: replace "indian" with "black" (or any other ethnicity) then re-read the thread!

I would never say such a thing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:19:53 PM »

^
reverse racism

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:25:03 PM »

Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:33:31 PM »

An Indian girl I went out with a few times smelled fine and will have a job better than 99% of the bore.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:34:27 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 06, 2012, 03:25:03 PM

Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.

It's their diet man. Their traditional cuisine will make your sweat smell like shit. I think it's worth the putrid smell though.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »

Better job? Or a job that she will hate that gets her lots of money?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #38 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:37:46 PM »

the foulest stench any man can possibly smell can easily found in a calc or an advanced math class at any of the number of seats within close vicinity of a fat white fuck whose foul foot odor engulfs the entire surrounding area even though they're wearing socks with their sandals. it could possibly be a stench that is breathing through their basketball shorts though i have no way in verifying this but more than likely, a combination of both.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:39:12 PM »

I'm glad I didn't have a comp sci major.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:39:47 PM »

Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:39:50 PM »

Some of my best friends have met Indian people.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 06, 2012, 03:39:50 PM

Some of my best friends have met Indian people.

Some of my closest friends in high school were Indian. They never smelled. But then the dude in 4th grade. My god. Thinking about it, it was probably his turban.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:42:07 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 06, 2012, 03:34:27 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 06, 2012, 03:25:03 PM
Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.

It's their diet man. Their traditional cuisine will make your sweat smell like shit. I think it's worth the putrid smell though.

Indian food is amazing. I've never gotten gas or anything from it, though.

Now Ethiopian food made my stomach hurt from gas for like 3 days straight.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #44 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:42:23 PM »

my moroccan friend always had a weird odar which was neither pleasing or disgusting. it's probably because i'm not attractive to him

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:43:12 PM »

Would it be more pleasing if you were attractive to him?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #46 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:43:56 PM »

i probably wouldn't be able to smell him given how it works

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:44:18 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:45:00 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 06, 2012, 03:42:23 PM

my moroccan friend always had a weird odar which was neither pleasing or disgusting. it's probably because i'm not attractive to him

Have you ever smelled blonde hash?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:47:47 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 06, 2012, 03:39:47 PM

Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?

Now he's going to buy $500 of Old Spice, alongside some new boots

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** February 06, 2012, 04:00:32 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 06, 2012, 03:34:56 PM

Better job? Or a job that she will hate that gets her lots of money?

I really just wanted to copy Rygar's post.

tiesto · « **Reply #51 on:** February 06, 2012, 04:06:00 PM »

There's a big Indian supermarket near here - Patel Bros - and they don't even carry deodorant. Indian food is delicious but you stink after eating it for a little while... these things put together is why a lot of the Indians I run into reek.

Robo · « **Reply #52 on:** February 06, 2012, 04:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 03:47:47 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 06, 2012, 03:39:47 PM
Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?

Now he's going to buy $500 of Old Spice, alongside some new boots

Where is there room for Old Spice in that budget?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #53 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:40:02 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 06, 2012, 03:37:46 PM

the foulest stench any man can possibly smell can easily found in a calc or an advanced math class at any of the number of seats within close vicinity of a fat white fuck whose foul foot odor engulfs the entire surrounding area

truth. it's an awful combination of wet hay, ballsack, and sweaty feet. THE WORST

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:16:28 AM »

White people STINK? You're telling ME.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:18:08 AM »

Someone invite Lemurs to this thread

Oblivion · « **Reply #56 on:** February 07, 2012, 06:12:44 AM »

We already have the NBA thread for this stuff, folks.

Diunx · « **Reply #57 on:** February 07, 2012, 06:44:39 AM »

I don't know if spaniards just say "fuck it I'm in the colonies not wearing deodorant up in this bitch!" Or if that if their natural smell but every spaniard I have met fucking stinks!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** February 07, 2012, 08:38:32 AM »

You live in a trash can.

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:13:34 AM »

This thread is hilarious. The most obnoxious smell from cultures is definitely either the musty white people odor or asian fish odor. Probably the musty white people odor because then they buy a bunch of glade scented plug ins and perfume and think it's okay. It's not. It's really fucking not.

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