Author Topic: MASS EFFECT 3 |OT| (Read 71256 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** February 06, 2012, 09:57:45 PM »

Since the game is less than a month off it's time for the OT!!!!!!1

GAME FEATURES:

- have sex with gay aliens in space
- shoot robots in the face
- funny ass people talking at you

BETTER WITH KINECT:

VOICE ACTORS TALK SHIT:

ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE:

DEMO:
out on xbox on the 17th of Feb I think

ACHIEVEMENTS: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/mass-effect-3/achievements/

FACEBOOK APP THING:
https://www.facebook.com/xbox?sk=app_316882578351614 - do dumb things and maybe win some DLC

DAY 1 DLC TOKENS:
at least 3 and counting. Preorder token, special edition token, code with Mass Effect toys etc. YEAH GO EA MAKE THAT FUCKIN MONEY

THIS GAME WILL BE GOTY OMG I LOVE SHEPPARD

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:10:26 PM »

:usavich

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:14:10 PM »

BEST GAME EVER THAT I WILL HATE BECAUSE EA

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:15:08 PM »

i will be playing ssx instead

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:34:20 PM »

cant wait to FINISH THE FIGHT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:52:29 PM »

meh, give me a new dragon age.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:53:39 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 06, 2012, 10:52:29 PM

meh, give me a new dragon age.

gtfo

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2012, 11:09:28 PM »

Playing through ME 2 DLC on 360. Finished up the Kasumi one and the Shadowbroker one. Will probably finish the arrival and overlord tomorrow although the arrival is the only one I haven't beat on 360 (I haven't played arrival on either platform) as I beat the others on PC. Although the 360 is where all my "official" choices for my ME 3 playthrough are.

I had forgotten the controls completely. Took me a bit to get back in the groove.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2012, 11:52:47 PM »

Buying Orochi 3 in March instead.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:02:48 AM »

Totally buying this day one.

No fucking clue when I'll be playing it cause of Lil' Gundam's arrival looming on the horizon.

archie4208 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:04:34 AM »

Add this to the OP plz

pilonv1 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:18:25 AM »

Chobot being in the game offends me to no end

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:23:29 AM »

What's with the Chobot hate? Can't a girl make a dollar? Just because she probably doesn't sink 100 hours into Skyrim doesn't make her some blasphemous imposter

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM »

Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:48:02 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM

Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

Wait until she licks a PSP/Vita equivalent in the game

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2012, 08:32:06 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM

Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

But Bioware is the ultimate in wish-fulfillment developers... can you bang the chobot clone too?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:01:25 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 07, 2012, 08:32:06 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM
Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

But Bioware is the ultimate in wish-fulfillment developers... can you bang the chobot clone too?

Probably only in the paid DLC, gotta make that dollar dollar bill ya'll.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:02:14 AM »

Id also be more ok with this if she was DLC. Its just creepy

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:03:15 AM »

Cool OP; would read again.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:04:25 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 11:02:14 AM

Id also be more ok with this if she was DLC. Its just creepy

There's already way too much uncanny valley going on with her character as it is.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:05:48 AM »

ME3 is veering into that weird space normally only inhabited by Japanese games

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:37:09 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 11:05:48 AM

ME3 is veering into that weird space normally only inhabited by Japanese games

hahahahaha

I just laughed out loud

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:51:23 AM »

"Shepard-sama, I will be your waifu~"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:47:33 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM

Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

I have no clue who she is, so it won't bother me at all.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:58:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 07, 2012, 12:47:33 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM
Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

I have no clue who she is, so it won't bother me at all.

Camwhore that got famous for licking a PSP.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:59:52 PM »

this game could be utter shite and i wouldnt care. i just wanna finish my relationship with tali

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:44:26 PM »

Mass Effect 3: Finish the Fuck

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:05:47 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:09:21 PM »

Mass Effect 3: Watch as the Fight is Finished For You!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2012, 05:57:11 PM »

Mass Effect 3: Finish the fight. On iPad. Or iPhone. Use the datapad app too. Maybe the vidya game if you have time

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2012, 06:53:07 PM »

Mass Effect 3: Wildly Gesticulate at the Fight, With Kinect!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2012, 06:56:46 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 07, 2012, 12:02:48 AM

Totally buying this day one.

No fucking clue when I'll be playing it cause of Lil' Gundam's arrival looming on the horizon.

yeah I really want the CE myself. I'll see if I can scrape up enough cash

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** February 07, 2012, 07:22:26 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2012, 02:24:50 AM

Seriously, it's not even that she's VA, it's that her character looks exactly like her, making it some creepy fucking wish fulfillment grab.

Agreed, when I heard that she was VA I was like "eh big deal" and then they were like OH NO IT'S HER i was like........uhhhh okay this is weird

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2012, 09:10:33 PM »

Alien Sex: Better With Kinect

cool breeze · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:50:09 PM »

Mass Effect Infiltrator for iOS from the people who made Dead Space iOS

all this extra content outside of ME3 is getting obnoxious with all the DLCs and this iphone game supposed to help you finish the fight better. but this iOS game does look cool. I like Dead Space iOS.

and there is another iOS app that does something else. there are like a billion things that tie into ME3 now.

MCD · « **Reply #35 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:45:07 AM »

Looks like Too Human.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:52:23 PM »

Mass Effect shooter?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:52:50 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 08, 2012, 05:52:23 PM

Mass Effect shooter?

Mass Effect 3?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:44:34 PM »

BIOWARE! THEY WILL SAY ITS COOL JUST U WAIT BUT THEN RELEASE DRAGON AGE 2!!!!!!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 08, 2012, 05:52:50 PM

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 08, 2012, 05:52:23 PM
Mass Effect shooter?

Mass Effect 3?

rodi · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:54:24 PM »

Fucking aliens. Yeah.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:56:34 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 08, 2012, 05:52:23 PM

Mass Effect shooter?

mass effect 2?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:58:40 PM »

I don't really play Mass Effect for the combat.

MCD · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:16:03 PM »

Why I play Mass Effect.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:14:51 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #45 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:19:56 PM »

Okay, so is Mass Effect 3 now just Gears of War with some dialog options, or are there still side quests and exploration? That's all I want to know.

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:24:12 PM »

Despite all of the internet wah wah-ing I really liked ME3's demo.

Just in terms of customization alone, it trumps ME2 and is actually something resembling an rpg.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #47 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:28:59 PM »

Glad they added a roll move from the videos. When you play ME 2 now it feels sorely missing.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:29:33 PM »

Yes, the roll move adds a lot to the shooting.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #49 on:** February 09, 2012, 06:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 09, 2012, 02:19:56 PM

Okay, so is Mass Effect 3 now just Gears of War with some dialog options, or are there still side quests and exploration? That's all I want to know.

nah that's just how they're marking it to the dudebros.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #50 on:** February 10, 2012, 12:09:42 AM »

Finished up all the DLC. Shadow Broker was by far the best followed by Overlord.

Firewalker was the weakest. The arrival and the kasumi one were average.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #51 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:36:24 AM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #52 on:** February 10, 2012, 12:20:41 PM »

slight spoilers if that sort of stuff bothers you.

maxy · « **Reply #53 on:** February 10, 2012, 12:25:48 PM »

Demo is up but only for expertzone members

hopefully somebody puts demo on internet,my usb stick is ready

Positive Touch · « **Reply #54 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:06:06 PM »

the fuck is expertzone

maxy · « **Reply #55 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:35:33 PM »

Retail employees only,but you can try to register
https://expertzone.microsoft.com/Create-My-Account/Default.aspx

Of course somebody with access could make dummy account and share but maybe it will be uploaded on internet in few hours--it looks like jtag version is up

cool breeze · « **Reply #56 on:** February 10, 2012, 06:38:15 PM »

That's a long demo. Seems like the beginning of the game and a later mission past lvl 10. Vanguard still seems like a fun but ineffective class.

Haven't played Mass Effect 2 in about two years but this feels like that except you can roll and there's melee. The melee seems a bit overpowered when I can bitch slap a mech until it explodes.

I never played ME2 on the Xbox 360 so I was confused playing this. They really cram commands on every button.

the official female Shepard is Irish haaha

she's even got freckles

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #57 on:** February 10, 2012, 07:16:28 PM »

My femshep is half-Irish (red hair, freckles) half-Asian (face)

it's truuue

maxy · « **Reply #58 on:** February 10, 2012, 07:28:45 PM »

gaf says that dummy accounts are not working

demo is apparently tied to one account,probably because of free gold

oh well

cool breeze · « **Reply #59 on:** February 10, 2012, 07:55:53 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on February 10, 2012, 07:16:28 PM

My femshep is half-Irish (red hair, freckles) half-Asian (face)

it's truuue

femshep is Jodie Foster

it's canonical in my fanfics

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