Author Topic: STOP MAKING SO MANY TACO BELL THREADS!!! (Read 5574 times)

Diunx · « **on:** February 08, 2012, 01:04:43 PM »

I'm broke till the 14 and y'all making me crave some XXL chalupas and some 1/2 pound cheesy burritos :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:06:57 PM »

CHEESY.

POTATO.

BURRITOS.

My work here is done.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:13:20 PM »

TACO BELL ba da ba ba baaaaa i'm lovin it

2 cheesy gordita cruch
2 supreme chalupas
nothing to drink
extra hot sauce plz
thank you have a good day

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:14:18 PM »

Oh man. Last night I was craving some taco bell so bad. I was googling pics of the food. What other people were calling "disgusting" pictures of the quesadillas and burritos looked fucking delicious to me. I don't expect my food to be pretty.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:18:15 PM »

...but you just made another one.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:25:35 PM »

I heard from someone in town that the WARM DELICIOUS (cheesy beefy burrito) is available again. God I hope its true- I want to put the Warm Delicious down my throat.

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:30:00 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:32:40 PM »

I had the Mt. Dew Baja Blast the other day. It's like margarita Mt. Dew.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:50:29 PM »

>mad about all these Taco Bell threads
>makes another Taco Bell thread

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:58:41 PM »

Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »

And all drinks will be Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:23:52 PM »

Those fuckers recently took baja chalupas off the menu.

You got to be kidding me!

:'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:24:38 PM »

They also got rid of their chicken flatbreads.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:03:14 PM »

Both are still on the menu here.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:12:48 PM »

How can you be so poor you can't afford to eat at Taco Bell?

Taco Bell is based in my city. Their test restaurant is around the corner from us. You can try all the new menu items before they go national (if ever).

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:13:39 PM »

PUT BAJA BLAST IN STORES SO I CAN STOP GIVING TACO BELL MY MONEY

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »

BAJA BLAST IS TACO BELLS GATEWAY DRUG

...that and cheesy crunchy gorditas

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:21:31 PM »

BAJA BLAST IS TOO GOOD FOR TACO BELL

SHARE THE LOVE TO THE MASSES

BEST KEPT SECRET

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:52:07 PM »

Gonna drown myself in burritos next tuesday!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 08, 2012, 03:52:07 PM

Gonna drown myself in burritos next tuesday!

EB Taco Bell threads would make Oliver cry. Bravo

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:02:50 PM »

I got a little cache of taco bell sauces here at work, gonna use a packet on the mangu I made for dinner

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:18:27 PM »

"The Hot Dog Bar" is a completely inappropriate place for so much Taco Bell discussion. So it should be renamed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:19:47 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 08, 2012, 03:19:54 PM

BAJA BLAST IS TACO BELLS GATEWAY DRUG

...that and cheesy crunchy gorditas

True, if I could go to Olive Garden and get Baja Blast and Cheesy Gordita Crunches, I'd never have to go back to Taco Bell again.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Robo on February 08, 2012, 05:18:27 PM

"The Hot Dog Bar" is a completely inappropriate place for so much Taco Bell discussion. So it should be renamed.

I suggest "Taco Bell Cantina"

Vizzys · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:05:02 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:29:14 PM »

Quote from: Robo on February 08, 2012, 05:18:27 PM

"The Hot Dog Bar" is a completely inappropriate place for so much Taco Bell discussion. So it should be renamed.

Hot Dog Bar is a gay euphemism. I suggest The Leaky Burrito - Serving up hard, tough beef and gay subtext since 2006.

It's leaky, because, y'know, we sucked that burrito dry.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:37:03 PM »

This new thread is making me wish I went to Taco Bell when I was in Hawaii now

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »

Real authentic food > taco bell

Taco bell is just crappy "Mexican" junk food that (sometimes) tastes good.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:41:30 PM »

HEY! FUCK OFF!

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:43:40 PM »

I like Taco Bell in gulps. I've been spoiled by authentic Mexican taquerias. Taco Bell is where I go when I want Mexican food but all the good places are closed and even then, being that I'm from Texas, there are far better options than the Bell. The main reason I give Taco Bell my money is BAJA BLAST.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:44:21 PM »

Clearly Himu-chan isn't in on the joke.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:45:18 PM »

Why he cant appreciate Taco Bell for the unique foodstuff experience that it is just shows how HIMU he is

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:45:26 PM »

Or maybe I hate that they wouldn't serve me up a Chalupa in the dead of the night just because I didn't have a car.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:46:11 PM »

BAJA BLAST

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:46:43 PM »

FUCK IT. I'M GOING TO TACO BELL RIGHT NOW FOR SOMETHING OFF THE DOLLAR MENU AND A LARGE BAJA BLAST.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:23:48 PM »

THATS MORE LIKE IT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 08, 2012, 06:45:26 PM

Or maybe I hate that they wouldn't serve me up a Chalupa in the dead of the night just because I didn't have a car.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:07:24 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 08, 2012, 07:25:48 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 08, 2012, 06:45:26 PM
Or maybe I hate that they wouldn't serve me up a Chalupa in the dead of the night just because I didn't have a car.

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Genius

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:18:50 PM »

I ate at Taco Bell twice today.

Diunx · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:04:26 PM »

it was delicious

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:04:10 PM »

Dat sauce

Momo · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:03:51 AM »

All taco bell is good for is discussing the fire encrusted bowel movement that follows

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:05:50 AM »

Quote from: Momo on February 09, 2012, 01:03:51 AM

All taco bell is good for is discussing the fire encrusted bowel movement that follows

That's total FUD and you know it. This whole Taco Bell ruins your bowels nonsense is really overbl-...ah...excuse me, I need to go take a TUMS. And...uh...visit the bathroom real quick.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:37:14 AM »

Taco Bell has given me the runs only once, and it was real bad. I felt it 10 minutes after leaving the place, walked for 20 minutes till I could get to a place that would legally allow me to take a dump.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:24:08 AM »

Digestion doesn't work like that

Momo · « **Reply #45 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:58:46 AM »

My body dislikes spicy food.

Digestion optional, evacuation compulsory.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:29:24 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 09, 2012, 01:37:14 AM

Taco Bell has given me the runs only once, and it was real bad. I felt it 10 minutes after leaving the place, walked for 20 minutes till I could get to a place that would legally allow me to take a dump.

The = sign will represent 1 minute

Himu @ Taco Bell=========="hm, I have to poop real bad"===================="now I can poop"

So why did you walk 20 more minutes instead of going back to Taco Bell to use their restroom, which was 10 minutes away?

Momo · « **Reply #47 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:36:28 AM »

Perhaps he walked for 10 minutes looking for a closer hole to empty his innards into and when he realized there wasn't, doubled back to Taco Bell resulting in an added 10 minutes to trip time.

*speculation based on assumptions that Belly walked in a direction perpendicular to the shop at all times, at a steady constant pace and the 10 minute walk mark would have logically triggered a return trip.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:55:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2012, 03:29:24 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 09, 2012, 01:37:14 AM
Taco Bell has given me the runs only once, and it was real bad. I felt it 10 minutes after leaving the place, walked for 20 minutes till I could get to a place that would legally allow me to take a dump.

The = sign will represent 1 minute

Himu @ Taco Bell=========="hm, I have to poop real bad"===================="now I can poop"

So why did you walk 20 more minutes instead of going back to Taco Bell to use their restroom, which was 10 minutes away?

My apartment was 30 minutes away and there was nothing but homes in the area when I had to shit 10 minutes into the journey. I finally found a hotel but they said they couldn't let me use it and pointed to the bar across the street. Went there, and had the worst shits of my short life. Maybe it was a 10 minute trek, I don't remember, time crawls when you feel like you're going to shit yourself just by walking.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** February 09, 2012, 11:06:53 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 09, 2012, 01:37:14 AM

Taco Bell has given me the runs only once

I knew evolution was an amazing thing but I didn't know that when you combine it with KFC you get super powers.

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That was racist and I'm very sorry and feel bad now

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Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** February 09, 2012, 11:10:46 AM »

Having eaten mexican food from homes and taco joints for most of my life Taco Bell doesn't really mess up my poos. It's fairly standard fast food stool for me. I haven't had taco bell in close to 6 months now probably. I miss it

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #51 on:** February 09, 2012, 11:12:43 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 09, 2012, 11:06:53 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 09, 2012, 01:37:14 AM
Taco Bell has given me the runs only once

I knew evolution was an amazing thing but I didn't know that when you combine it with KFC you get super powers.

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That was racist and I'm very sorry and feel bad now
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Actually all the Taco Bells around here are TB/KFC combos.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** February 09, 2012, 11:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 09, 2012, 11:10:46 AM

Having eaten mexican food from homes and taco joints for most of my life Taco Bell doesn't really mess up my poos. It's fairly standard fast food stool for me. I haven't had taco bell in close to 6 months now probably. I miss it

Taco Bell and other stuff usually don't mess up my stomach. That was the only time. I didn't throw up so I don't think it was food poisoning.

That said, yeah, I'm really used to spicy food. The only spicy food to ever fuck me up was Ethiopian food.

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:01:38 PM »

Let's eat some ethiopian food and feel the pain together, bro.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #54 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:32:47 PM »

Taco Bell is harmless- when I have digestive issues I go out of my way to eat Taco Bell- its very easy to digest whatever the food is made of

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:37:01 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 09, 2012, 12:32:47 PM

Taco Bell is harmless- when I have digestive issues I go out of my way to eat Taco Bell- its very easy to digest whatever the food is made of

Exactly. It comes out in nearly the same form as it goes in. No issues for me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:43:24 PM »

Only Burger King gives me the runs, which is why I stay away from it now

actually the only runs I got at Taco Bell were from that nasty streak burrito. Every other bite is a piece of fat

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:49:33 PM »

I don't get the runs from Taco Bell, but there's another mexican place I used to eat at that would get me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It was always a crap shoot (lol) whether it was best to wait around for 15 minutes and use their scuzzy bathrooms, or rush home and have to squeeze cheeks for the last few minutes.

Mupepe · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 09, 2012, 12:49:33 PM

I don't get the runs from Taco Bell, but there's another mexican place I used to eat at that would get me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It was always a crap shoot (lol) whether it was best to wait around for 15 minutes and use their scuzzy bathrooms, or rush home and have to squeeze cheeks for the last few minutes.

I love that it was never option to just not eat at the place that gives you the shits

I'm the same way

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on February 09, 2012, 03:54:41 PM

I don't even know if there's a Taco Bell any where my house.

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Author Topic: STOP MAKING SO MANY TACO BELL THREADS!!! (Read 5574 times)