Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs

[Cerveza mas fina]

Hookers and hookahs: Bungling Iranian bombers pictured partying with prostitutes before botched Bangkok attack

The three bungling Iranian bombers detained in Bangkok after they accidentally set off their explosives cavorted with prostitutes at a beach resort days before the botched attacks.
A photograph has emerged of the trio cosying up to sex workers, surrounded by hookah-pipes and drinks, in a bar in the notoriously sleazy city of Pattaya.
The revelation comes as it emerged police are now hunting for two more suspects, including a possible bomb expert, they think helped the trio as they set about targeting Israeli diplomats.

[Himu]

they're probably cheeseburgers

[Flannel Boy]

Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.

[Shaka Khan]

Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.

Iranians believe in 72 virgin boys. This was their last chance of tasting pussy before an everlasting sausage-fest.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.

Iranians believe in 72 virgin boys. This was their last chance of tasting pussy before an everlasting sausage-fest.

I thought Pork is a no no?

[Shaka Khan]

I'm telling you there's an all you can eat cock buffet and you're worrying about pork?

[Verdigris Murder]

I'm telling you there's an all you can eat cock buffet and you're worrying about pork?

As your Doctor, I prescribe a dose of the classic Cuba Gooding Jr film Boat Trip, it also stars Roger Moore and is amazing.

[TakingBackSunday]

I have found my band name

[Verdigris Murder]

Is it 'Close call with cot death'?

[Shaka Khan]

I have found my band name

Hookers and Hookas or Jihad Hypocrisy? Both sound adequately hip.

[Great Rumbler]

"Evilbore Records proudly presents 'Hookers and Hookas' the smash-hit debut album from 'Jihad Hypocrisy", with lead singer BrandNew accompanied by The Misty Mountain Brothers: tehjaybo and T234!"

[Joe Molotov]

I downloaded the first single, All-You-Can-Eat Cock Buffet on iTunes; it has a good sound.