Being in love is a rough racket.

[Smooth Groove]

Agreed- treat them as equals...

















ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Hell yeah.  A college girl got in the way while I was driving hard to the basketball.  I don't know what happened but she was clutching her gut afterwards and cussing my name. 

[MrAngryFace]

[Smooth Groove]

This bitch banged some other dude after you told her your feelings.  Why would you want any of that, except as a grudge fuck?  Just squeeze one out on her door knob and GTFO

[Human Snorenado]

actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.

I like to say, "Dude, that's fucking gay.  And by gay I mean happy, because that is SO MUCH WORSE than homosexual."

[Smooth Groove]

actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.

Take a vacation in the bay area?  People that casually throw out words like taco and gay usually get beat down pretty quickly. 

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

[Mupepe]

I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

My BIL is gay and he and his friends constantly throw out "homo" and "fag" when talking shit to each other. 

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

My BIL is gay and he and his friends constantly throw out "homo" and "fag" when talking shit to each other.

Do they know how un-PC that is? 

[MrAngryFace]

I used to be shocked with friends would drop words, but now I just kinda dont notice

[MrAngryFace]

What good are friends if you cant be stupid with em!

[BlackMage]

Being in love is easier than I thought!   

[Reb]

BUT GUYS IM IN LOVE SO MUCH

[Van Cruncheon]

I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

and black people drop the n-bomb. what's your point

i mean, i call myself and friends "cracker" all the time. but if mupepe called me a cracker, i'd be pretty hurt -- and then i'd have him deported

[MrAngryFace]

BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!

[Mupepe]

I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

and black people drop the n-bomb. what's your point

i mean, i call myself and friends "cracker" all the time. but if mupepe called me a cracker, i'd be pretty hurt -- and then i'd have him deported

No more tacos for you, cracka!

[Madrun Badrun]

I just don't have friends.

High-five

[Van Cruncheon]

"girl, let me say this, i gotta letcha KNOW baby: you make me want to cuddle and maybe watch grey's anatomy while we talk about our lives together"

[MrAngryFace]

I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX

[Van Cruncheon]

we think about more than that, but girls ALSO often want THE SEX, especially when at a party WHICH THEY ATTEND FOR THE SEX (albeit not the rapey-creepy sex SOME dudes have on the brain), and what they DON'T want is HI I AM A DEPENDENT NEEDY MAN AND I THINK GURLZ AT PARTIES WOULD LUV TO HEAR THIS SORTA OBSESSIVE SHIT QQ

[Van Cruncheon]

they only difference between the genders is that if a woman tries the dependent angle OR the rapey-creepy angle on an unsuspecting dude she'll probably still get laid

[TakingBackSunday]

well I regret this thread

[Smooth Groove]

I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX

Some women are actually insulted if they think that sex is not the dude's priority. 

[MrAngryFace]

I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX

Some women are actually insulted if they think that sex is not the dude's priority. 

Im too old to not see all the bullshit beyond the first few dates- it leads to me being all cynical about relationships, period.

[MrAngryFace]

well I regret this thread

Better to say this stuff here than anywhere else tbh- on a forum with a thread discussing the bristol stool chart

[tiesto]

BN, do you do any online dating? You're a good looking dude and you'd probably clean house pretty well (once you learn the ins and outs of the system).

[Human Snorenado]

BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!

"Come here, ya mangy fooker"

[TakingBackSunday]

BN, do you do any online dating? You're a good looking dude and you'd probably clean house pretty well (once you learn the ins and outs of the system).

Oh I tried that shit for about a year.  I met a lot of really cute girls, but more often than not most of the girls were fucking crazy.  This one girl, I went out on one date, ONE, we fooled around a bit, and then that was it.  About six months later, she shows up on my doorstep and asks if she can move in with me.  The fuck!

Honestly though I don't have a hard time picking up girls or meeting them.  It's just this particular chick who's the itch I can't scratch.

[MrAngryFace]

BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!

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"Come here, ya mangy fooker"

[TakingBackSunday]

nice

[Van Cruncheon]

man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

homely bros

[Shaka Khan]

well I regret this thread

Eh, you shouldn't man. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm not one to judge or even remember this tomorrow. And it's just as MAF put it; better hash this out here, gain a perspective, and sense people's reactions than with real life friends you can't simply escape by hitting the X button on your browser.

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys tbh I skimmend this because what I said was PDF and worth it. But there seem to be words worth reading.

[BlueTsunami]

After she said "friends or nothing" you should'a been like



Maybe swung your scarf back into place before the gesture

[Shaka Khan]

What I'd actually do is...

WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH
I WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH
I WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH

[Madrun Badrun]

After she said "friends or nothing" you should'a been like

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Maybe swung your scarf back into place before the gesture

[Robo]

If nothing else, it was a worthwhile lesson.  As a great, oversized Dorito chip once said, "Live mas."

[MrAngryFace]

man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

homely bros

YEAHHHHH

[Positive Touch]

hey us pretty motherfuckers can be fucking stupid, but once we get our shit together we're unstoppable

[recursivelyenumerable]

The Bore is a battlefield ... for your heart

[Positive Touch]

love really CAN bloom on a battlefield... as long as you're not a complete wuss about it

[Smooth Groove]

man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

homely bros

you have a BWC though

[Oblivion]

Sorry to hear that, BN. I sorta know how you feel. Last summer I tried to tap my co-worker, who was pretty awesome to be around, but that didn't end well. I was devastated for like a week (maybe 2?), but then I re-evaluated her and realized that in fact, she was a 7 at BEST, and that it's distinguished mentally-challenged being upset at someone like that. After that, I felt much better about the whole situation, and haven't looked back. Well, that and I also found out she was a lesbian.

One day youll be older and think about this and laugh.

I think the guys got you covered, but the only thing I'll add is that it WILL become a funny memory you'll once look back to, and regardless of the outcome "fagget" is almost assuredly the label you're going to use.

in a couple of years you're gonna feel like a dingus for wasting time pining when you could've been doing other productive/entertaining things, so spare yourself the future cringe memories and move along

Not that I want to make BN feel worse anything, but the guy knew her for 5 years. It's a little harder to get over someone who ripped out your heart like that. At least in my situation I just knew this broad for a few months.

[chronovore]

well I regret this thread

WHY? WTF, why? You came in looking for sympathy and advice, and you've received both in spades.

GET OUT, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF!

[TakingBackSunday]

alcohol is truly liquid courage

[TakingBackSunday]

No.  I was drunk when I made the thread though.  Came back home and started drinking.

[Mr. Gundam]

Being in love isn't rough when the other person feels the same way. That should be the biggest indicator right there that it's not worth the agony.

[Phoenix Dark]

/thread

[Van Cruncheon]

only bitches try to make you feel better. bros tell it how it is :brofist


seriously though, you shoulda told yer sister how you felt about her sooner

[Joe Molotov]

[Fifstar]

 

[T234]

Brandnew, the first girl I ever fell in love with stabbed me through the foot and set me on fire. I was 13 years old. Been an unrepentant outlaw ever since.

This thread is some of that ol pussy shit.

[Madrun Badrun]

badass

[lennedsay]

Being in love isn't rough when the other person feels the same way. That should be the biggest indicator right there that it's not worth the agony.

A million times this. For a relationship (based on love rather than money or convenience) to last, there really can't be a disparity between how much each partner cares for the other.

BN needs to have a higher level of confidence/security to be able to say, "Oh you are not into me? Your loss." then put on your sunglasses/whip your scarf and onto the next girl ASAP. This serves two purposes:

1) More chance for some puss
2) The Declining Party doesn't have time to get all high and mighty about themselves. When you openly pine for them, you're always going to be that guy who was "like totally obsessed with me!" If they see you getting some strange later in the week, they'll figure out really fast that they really aren't more than an option in a sea of opportunity.

Then you can privately post here how you secretly loved them and are depressed. Except you'll probably be too busy drowning in vagina that you'll forget about us. 

[chronovore]

Lennedsay bringing the real talk.

[Himu]

AHAHAHAHAHA

this thread

[Phoenix Dark]

It won't be long before BN makes a "I've been letting this girl drive my car for 3 weeks, I even bought her groceries. Should I tell her I love her? dunno if she'll understand or care  :'( " post

[Himu]

It won't be long before BN makes a "I've been letting this girl drive my car for 3 weeks, I even bought her groceries. Should I tell her I love her? dunno if she'll understand or care  :'( " post

i wash her clothes, i do her dishes, i even COOK for her.

why doesn't she love me?

[Phoenix Dark]

Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Borians. You know, ain't like I'm still 15 years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking mom 'when's my sister coming home?' You know? Who needs her? Hey, she wasn't there to teach me how to tie my first scarf, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Borians ?

Got through my first date without her, right? I learned how to get a bj from cougars, I learned how to play guitar, I learned how to tolerate Animal Collective. I had *two* great birthdays without her; she never even sent me a damn card. The hell with her!

[Positive Touch]

hey guys she keeps fucking around on me and taking all my money and i keep getting violently ill every time i eat a meal she makes me but i want to stay for the kids.  back me up guys

[Human Snorenado]

This thread.  THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Sorry everyone is clowning on you, BN.  Where you're at sucks but everyone is right- you just need to jump ship and move on.  The sooner you do the sooner you'll be over it and happy.  At least you told her, even if you picked THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO DO SO.  I've got a girl I've had a thing for (I guess you'd call it love?) for years but haven't bothered because she's a) way, way, WAY out of my league, b) lives in another state and c) I don't really think rolling the dice on like the 2.17% chance of having anything happen between us is worth losing a really great friend over.  So, in a nutshell, I FEEL YOUR PAIN.  But you're still being a putz over it, grow some sack and move on.