It's Friday- class is in session.

[MrAngryFace]

LEARN IT

[Fifstar]

I've never pooped type 1, looks like rabbit stool.

Type 3 feels so good.

[Momo]

Type 3 is a candy bar.

When is the test?

[Momo]

Also, how much to pass?

[BlackMage]

Type 3 is the best, imo.. no fuss no mess!

[MrAngryFace]

I've been in 4 land for a while now- it's not that messy either.

[Reb]

Type 3, no wiping necessary.

[BlackMage]

i think id be more comfortable sitting in a bathtub after a 3 compared to a 4... just sayin.

[MrAngryFace]

it can be smooth and still clean- it can also be sticky- so can a 3. You're assuming these poops arent sticky because the chart doesnt say so.

It's the 1-2 and 5-7 that are the problem-

1: Shotgun effect- splashback all over your ass
2: Too rough, hello Hemorrhoids
5: Splurting out your butt and doing splash damage
6: Enough of this and you create a small mountain of poop that could potentially touch your butt
7: With enough force you're doing splash damage again

[Himu]

Coffee shits suck

[MrAngryFace]

Coffee + Asparagus pee = the worst

[tiesto]

Love taking type 3's, lately it's been type 4's with all this fiber I've been eating.

[Dickie Dee]

I had my biggest BM ever a couple days ago. Type 3 but didn't feel anything special looked down and was 

[Akala]

 

it's like every once in a while, a strange pride strikes and you are tempted not to flush so that SOMEONE CAN SEE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE.