Drunk Bitches getting DUIs

[Huff]

so I need to vent

We and my boys we were at the bar tonight getting our booze on. One of them is shipping out to the navy in about a week, so we all got a little tipsy. heh

His girlfriend came out with some friends. I bought shots. They bought shots. Everyone is having a good time. Soon one of them, who I was hitting on all night, comes to try and cuddle with me at the table. I thought it was some cutesy move to let me know she wants to fuck me. Turns out she is actually too drunk to walk and has no idea what the fuck is going on. Disappointing, but we need to get her home, where she lives with her mom and dad.

I drive her home. She only needed to stop and puke in my car once. (ps any good advice on getting the smell out of my car?) Her friend is suppose to drive drive bitches car behind me on the way to the house. I get her home, knock on the door (as her keys are with her friend driving her car) and her polish dad answers the door. We overcome our awkwardness to get her into bed. Drink bitch's friend is nowhere in sight. I give her parents the friend's number and leave.

Just found out that her friend wasn't as sober as I thought. Eventually a cop answered her phone that we were trying to call. We all assume a DUI.

End of the story, I'm drunk at home with a puke smelling car and got no puss tonight. Were did I go wrong? 

[Eel O'Brian]

toothpaste

[demi]

Shoulda just sat there and jacked off while she was disoriented.

[Huff]

thought about getting her to just suck my dick but was too afraid of her puking on me mid bj

[Tasty]

Should have taken some pics so we could do some Wollan-ification.

[Phoenix Dark]

thought about getting her to just suck my dick but was too afraid of her puking on me mid bj

Or biting your dick off

[Boogie]

Sooo, you drove drunk too, then?

[T-Short]

Sooo, you drove drunk too, then?

this

OP is a moron, seems so

[Reb]

There's no mention of him drinking.

[Reb]

There's no mention of me actually reading the OP.

[MrAngryFace]

[chronovore]

There's no mention of me actually reading the OP.

[Himu]

There's no mention of me actually reading the OP.

holy shit

[Tasty]

Yeah but there's a difference between drunk driving and being a little tipsy.

Not really.

[Huff]

Yeah, I was probably over the limit. I was a lot drunker when I wrote this, as I started drinking again when I got home. Cleaning puke while drunk is a lot better than doing it sober

[Huff]

I'm about about 2 miles away from the strip of bars we go to. I usually just leave my car overnight and walk home. Last night we really needed to get this girl home, she was unable to walk/talk. She actually passed out at the table we were at.  It wasn't pretty. As the most sober person there, I took the bullet

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah but there's a difference between drunk driving and being a little tipsy.

Not really.

*joke about Andrex not being old enough to drink*

[Tasty]

Yeah but there's a difference between drunk driving and being a little tipsy.

Not really.

*joke about Andrex not being old enough to drink*

[Phoenix Dark]

There's no mention of me actually reading the OP.

newsfeed

[Huff]

Back to the question at hand: where did it go wrong? Probably with the last round of shots.

Some girls literally get drunk on three shots. So when they keep going, bad things happen. If you want to hook up with someone, it's best if she isn't actually drunk.

Anyway, passing out at a table hardly qualifies as an emergency. I've passed out on dozens of tables. She would have been fine.

You've really passed out at a bar before and no one had a problem with that?

[Diunx]

Only pussies pass out, real men have blackouts.

[T234]

Only pussies pass out, real men have blackouts.

A real man does MDMA in the bathroom when he senses a pass-out coming on.

[Huff]

Coke > Molly

[T234]

Not even close, Hoss.

Pure MDMA >> Colombian Dealer-Brick Pink Flake (I've had the best coke known to man, shit that NEVER saw footsteps, and there still ain't much comparison.)

[Huff]

You've really passed out at a bar before and no one had a problem with that?

More than once.

That's not acceptable behavior at most bars. Passing out = getting thrown out.

Not even close, Hoss.

Pure MDMA >> Colombian Dealer-Brick Pink Flake (I've had the best coke known to man, shit that NEVER saw footsteps, and there still ain't much comparison.)

I've had good stuff of both, although not pure. I enjoy coke more. MDMA gets me weird

[T234]

Fair comparison, some people like the stimulation more than the euphoria.

[Brehvolution]

One of my cop friends says that the average amount of times someone drives drunk prior to arrest is over 1300. I don't know how they measure that stuff though. Sounds made up. Almost as if they feel that people do it enough to be feel comfortable driving drunk that they throw caution to the wind. It's not on their mind that it's possible to get pulled over.

[tehjaybo]

I'm extremely against drunk driving, even in that kind of case.  It's not hard to call a cab, and potentially save a life.  If I feel even the slightest bit drunk, or can even smell alcohol on my breath, I won't drive.  I've known a ton of people that don't care to drive fall down drunk, and I think it's just insane.  Quite some time back, my aunt was hit by a drunk driver, and her knees were crushed in the collision.  It completely ruined her life, as she made a living showing afghan hounds at professional dog shows.  It was her career and her passion, and it was all taken away by some guy that couldn't just take a cab.  There's no way that I could ever do that to someone.  I'm sure the last thing he said before he got in the car was "It's fine, I'm cool to drive."

[Huff]

Bit of new info if anyone cares, apparently there was some old creeper hanging around the girls last night. So there might be a possible roofie that was used on her.

She went from fine to passed out/unable to function in about 30 second, skipping sloppy drunk and belligerent drunk phase. Sounds plausible to me as she usually keeps up with the guys just fine. I told her to get tested, if only to get her parents off her back (if true). Can't imagine it was a fun morning for her.

[Boogie]

Last night we really needed to get this girl home, she was unable to walk/talk. She actually passed out at the table we were at.  It wasn't pretty. As the most sober person there, I took the bullet

No taxis where you're from, eh?

[Mupepe]

She's not my friend.  I would have left the bar.  She can figure out her own way home.  *shrug*

[T234]

Quit yer squawkin

[Huff]

Last night we really needed to get this girl home, she was unable to walk/talk. She actually passed out at the table we were at.  It wasn't pretty. As the most sober person there, I took the bullet

No taxis where you're from, eh?

We have more horse and buggies in my area than taxies

[CrystalGemini]

Last night we really needed to get this girl home, she was unable to walk/talk. She actually passed out at the table we were at.  It wasn't pretty. As the most sober person there, I took the bullet

No taxis where you're from, eh?

We have more horse and buggies in my area than taxies

Or call her dad to pick her up?

[Huff]

Polish dad?

Short, thick, and scares the hell outta me

[demi]