I poop on you

[MrAngryFace]

just distracted 

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm confused. If Mob Da Boss is being physically touched by this person, how come he can't poop on him? He's clearly well within range. It's not like there's a fork in the road, with Mob Da Boss' girlfriend to the right and his oppressor to the left. Poop on him and attend your woman, sir

[Momo]

NO THIS DOESNT COUNT I WAS ONLY USING 10% OF MY POWERLEVEL

[Sho Nuff]

damn dats not legit 4 a PRO zone gamer

[bork]

I got this after responding to post-match hate mail in Soul Calibur V.  I told her I didn't understand gibberish and she needed to think about passing the first grade before sending messages.

[Joe Molotov]

2712 Gamerscore

you

(imagine that's poo instead of pee coming out)

[chronovore]

Monkeys can only fling poo, not shoot it out of their peepee.

[Joe Molotov]

Monkeys can only fling poo, not shoot it out of their peepee.

We don't have a monkey flinging poo emoticon though, so you have to use your imagination. Or I guess we could do this:

 
 
you

[Robo]

To be fair, he did win a round, presumably when he was paying attention.  I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because Seth is a bullshit character.

[chronovore]

Online with random players is such a crapshoot. I played a bunch of UFC2009 online, and because of my timezone, it was hard to get a decent match with a decent connection. I was paired with one player 3 times in a row. He was pretty good, beat me twice. The third time I got the upper hand, made no mistakes and submitted him -- the guy disconnected. Seriously? I take my lumps, and the guy won't even cede a single win? What a cocksmith.

[Human Snorenado]

This thread is full of examples why I won't fucking play multi-player online games.  Fuck all of this, and quit making fucking games that force me to play with turdburglars in a protracted state of arrested development.  FOR FUCKS SAKES I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE AVERAGE VIDYA ENTHUSIAST.

[Himu]

You're weird, triumph. Just laugh it off and beat the next scrub. How the fuck can you get offended by this?

[MrAngryFace]

The idea that the universe does not auto-correct irritates me to no end. There is no reason a person like that should be allowed to gloat- yet it is. Makes me all distracted.

[Robo]

Hate mail, inane excuses and rage DCs are the merit badges of the digital realm.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

for some reason I thought this was going to be a Temple Run brag thread and was ready to punch the wall.