FUCK GUINNESS HATERS

[Himu]

had a bad day, had the BLUES. Went to the bar, got a guinness on tap and now I'm feelin' GOOD. DELICIOUS. GIVE ME BRITISH CITIZENSHIP

"I'll have a guinness on tap"
"it's spicy, honey"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's the way i like it, love."

[CajoleJuice]

...spicy?

[Himu]

that's what she said!

[CajoleJuice]

[The Sceneman]

shit drink

[Phoenix Dark]

Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?

[lennedsay]

It's closer to the Arbor Mist of beers.

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god damn I love PD trollin.

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[TakingBackSunday]

I'm thinking about walking down to my local bar too, my spring break starts tonight.  But all my friends are gone :-/

Is it lame to go to a bar alone?  It's just a small darts bar, not a club or anything.

[Himu]

Who the fuck cares if you go to a bar alone? Booze is booze.

[Huff]

I'm thinking about walking down to my local bar too, my spring break starts tonight.  But all my friends are gone :-/

Is it lame to go to a bar alone?  It's just a small darts bar, not a club or anything.

you get used to going to bars alone eventually

[MrAngryFace]

Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?

[MrAngryFace]

Also, going to bars alone isnt a great habit

[Positive Touch]

yeah its more fun to drink in the park or in front of your house

[Mr. Gundam]

Spicy? Huh. Never heard anyone describe Guiness that way.

Went to a local brewery and met my parents for my dad's birthday. Had their British Dark Ale on cask along with a pint of their Imperial IPA.

[Himu]

Who said anything about out making it a habit? Sometimes you just want a drink on tap. You can meet strangers and have fun while relaxing and cooling your head. On my trip tonight I was even invited a completely different group when I was fully planning o. Drinking my guinness alone and heading out. Ended up having an Old Fashioned on top of the Guinness and new company too.

[Human Snorenado]

had a bad day, had the BLUES. Went to the bar, got a guinness on tap and now I'm feelin' GOOD. DELICIOUS. GIVE ME BRITISH CITIZENSHIP

"I'll have a guinness on tap"
"it's spicy, honey"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's the way i like it, love."

Congrats, you now have an entire nation of drunk Irishmen ready to kick your ignorant ass.

[Himu]

Well theyre gingers so it balances out.

[Mr. Gundam]

Guiness? British?

 

Himuro has just made an enemy out of the IRA.

Also, Guiness Draught in the states has been seriously wrecked in the last few years. It's now a combination of the "Essence of Guinness" (a product of Ireland) and the same malt base used in cheaper beers.

[Himu]

I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

[MrAngryFace]

Its intervention time

[Human Snorenado]

I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

I don't acknowledge negroes.  Peanut butter is a honkey creation.

[Himu]

Considering the popularity of PB among rats and dogs, I'm going to have to agree.

[Cormacaroni]

I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

leper this filth

[Van Cruncheon]

himu-chan, i like guinness and i occasionally like going to bars alone, too (sunday afternoons in particular)

now let's fukk

[tehjaybo]

I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

What the fuck is this shit.

[Himu]

Thoughts on gingers, prole?

[FatalT]

Redheads are a-okay with me!

[Himu]

I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

What the fuck is this shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.

[Van Cruncheon]

they really can't be taught

[Himu]

!!!!!!!

[Himu]

I am laughing at that second vid i posted so hard i just snorted like steve urkel

[Himu]

This young man is the MLK of gingers. A fine, outspoken orator.

[Himu]

This dude just wiped his spit off his camera that he threw on his lens while yelling. Oh my god. I am in love.

[Human Snorenado]

Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.

redheaded chicks are hot, though.  and the irish are awesome.

[CajoleJuice]

I have just as much fun at bars when I go by myself as opposed to with my friends.

I guess I kinda hate my friends.

[Beezy]

Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?

[Trent Dole]

Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.

redheaded chicks are hot, though.  and the irish are awesome.

Gonna have to second both of these. ...why dun we have an ireland flag emote?

[Bloodwake]

I prefer Murphy's.

[Momo]

There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.

[TakingBackSunday]

There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.

Yes it is.  Even Scotts and Brits hate Guinness.  It's all about Murphy's.

Also, I followed Himu's advice and went to the bar alone.  Ended up have sex with a random girl two hours later 

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm going to bars by myself on Thursdays all the time now

[Diunx]

8 euros? Jesus fuck! A pint is like 6 dollars over here

[Steve Youngblood]

There's a lot of beers I like. Guinness, however, is not among them.

As for going to the bar alone? I don't know. I don't really see myself as the kind of person who would pencil that in as my entire evening or make a habit out of it. But there's been a few times where I've felt like having a couple of drinks and would go sit at the bar for an hour or two. I can see why some might think it's kind of pathetic, but I don't really buy into it. It's not any worse than sitting at home by myself having a couple of beers, which I also don't think is sad.

[Himu]

There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.

Yes it is.  Even Scotts and Brits hate Guinness.  It's all about Murphy's.

Also, I followed Himu's advice and went to the bar alone.  Ended up have sex with a random girl two hours later 

Going to bars alone is great because you will get laid sometimes, or make new friends, or it helps you wind down.

Last year when I went to some random pub on a Sunday, I was greeted by a cougar. She's trying to pick me up and crap, right? I notice a ring on her finger and don't hesitate to mention it. "Oh that. My husband is dead. He died two years ago." "Right." then she called me weird and went inside, while I sipped my Bloody Mary with a cigarette in hand to the beautiful July night sky.

If a man can't enjoy going to a bar alone, something is wrong with him.

[Steve Youngblood]

Well, I have gone to a bar alone. And, I can bench press OVER 100 lbs. I think that satisfies that "being a man" requirement. I don't know about this traveling alone stuff, but I think I can disregard it. Have I mentioned that I don't cry when I eat spicy foods?

[Beezy]

I think the man requirement is you have to bench over your bodyweight, I'll have to check my card.

You're absolutely right. 15 more lbs and I'm there.

[Beezy]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

lol

[Brehvolution]

I'm old enough now that I replaced maximum carrying capacity with minimum video card specs on my man card. I've paid my dues.

[Phoenix Dark]

Where do you go after picking up a woman at the bar? Hotel, her house, your house? What if you take her home and she stinks

[Huff]

Where do you go after picking up a woman at the bar? Hotel, her house, your house? What if you take her home and she stinks

Wouldn't he have figured out she stinks before taking her home? And then there's also shower sex

[Brehvolution]

Get in the shower with her.

[Human Snorenado]

Parking lot sex, duh.

[etiolate]

Guiness? British?

 

Himuro has just made an enemy out of the IRA.

Also, Guiness Draught in the states has been seriously wrecked in the last few years. It's now a combination of the "Essence of Guinness" (a product of Ireland) and the same malt base used in cheaper beers.

Yeah, I've noticed a change in the beer compared to what I had like eight years ago.

[Huff]

Also, bar bathroom sex, although i wouldn't recommend taking that girl home

[Human Snorenado]

Also, bar bathroom sex, although i wouldn't recommend taking that girl home

True story, a girl from Chicago moved to Atlanta years n years ago and started working at a restaurant where another girl I knew worked.  Girl from Chicago needed a place to live and I needed a roommate so she moved in with me.  First night she moved in we walked to the bar by the apartment and were hanging out with a group of my friends, and I noticed she disappeared for like 10-15 minutes.  She showed back up at the table looking all flustered and shit and I asked what she had been up to.  "Fucking a guy in the bathroom" was her response.  Needless to say, I never fucked her.

[Huff]

Started with a guinness tonight. Continuing with gin and redbull. Might get wild tonight