Author Topic: i just dropped the biggest deuce (Read 1261 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** March 04, 2012, 04:50:20 PM »

courtesy of LIVING MAS.

it's a fuckin' jormungandr, heralding the end of my colon. it's the ouroboros of the toilet bowl, endlessly circling. it has the color, length and girth of himu, and double the impact on my rectum.

damn

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:53:46 PM »

Your cheat meal was at Taco Bell? SMH

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:57:34 PM »

i blame maf and y'all motherfuckers

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:58:11 PM »

Did it go down the toilet? If so that's not a huge shit. When your shit can't go down the toilet and you have to pick it out cause its too large that's when you've had a huge shit.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:59:08 PM »

it's not a competition, it's a celebration

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:04:04 PM »

G, Van Crunch isn't 300lbs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM »

neither is g!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:05:31 PM »

all this talk about taco bell made me want to go to taco bell but then i realized i haven't seen a taco bell in my area in nearly a decade.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:11:01 PM »

it's that, too

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:12:53 PM »

It's a little known fact that having a huge shit is almost what anal sex would feel like. Which basically means all guys have a gay potential, it just depends on how many beers it takes to awaken said catamitery.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM

neither is g!

cold blooded

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 04, 2012, 05:15:16 PM

Poopings never given me a boner tho..

There's obviously something wrong with you then, everybody suffers from erections when defecating.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM

neither is g!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:33:36 PM »

blame me? you just experienced an awesome poop!

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:35:47 PM »

I took a shit that looked like a dick with two balls, it even had the little line splitting the head.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:35:57 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM

neither is g!

My hat is off to you good sir that was quiet funny indeed!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:37:27 PM »

What are your thoughts on this pressing dilemma
http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4018801

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:50:44 PM »

I was recently babysitting my 3 year old niece. I had to urinate so made a trip on over to the bathroom, lifted both lids and was surprised by the meanest shit I have ever seen. It was like some awful mixture of Bristol Stool Chart examples 1 and 6 with the same volume produced by two grown men.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2012, 06:10:00 PM »

Damn, give your niece a pat on the back for that poopy.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:17:59 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM

neither is g!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2012, 08:24:32 PM »

No pics = fake

Prole probably can only pass watery, old-man poops after binging on fibercon.

MCD · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:33:28 PM »

Fairy Deuce.

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Author Topic: i just dropped the biggest deuce (Read 1261 times)