Author Topic: Taco Bell > Olive Garden (Read 1357 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** March 05, 2012, 04:28:51 PM »

Real Mexican food > Real Italian food

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:36:08 PM »

definitely right in the thread title, definitely wrong in the post

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:41:24 PM »

Olive Garden = Here's some Italian junk food for $10-15, but not very much so you better fill up on breadsticks.

Taco Bell = Here's a box full of disgustingly delicious Mexican junk food for $5. LIVE MAS.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »

Olive Garden = Wanna feel fat and death fatty? Lets fat!

Taco Bell = Our food wont stick around and make you fat. Plus you're probably high anyway. Let's eat!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:02:38 PM »

You can't take a girl to Taco Bell. I rest my case

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:04:06 PM »

you can if youre dating someone cool

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2012, 05:02:38 PM

You can't take a girl to Taco Bell. I rest my case

Any girl who would be satisfied with Olive Garden isn't letting you stick it in her pooper or choke her, so NO SALE SIR

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:14:18 PM »

On the other hand, I'm not so sure I'd want to stick it in the pooper of someone I just took out to nosh in the Taco Bell feeding trough.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Robo on March 05, 2012, 05:14:18 PM

On the other hand, I'm not so sure I'd want to stick it in the pooper of someone I just took out to nosh in the Taco Bell feeding trough.

All you can eat garden salad might as well be a green energy enema

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2012, 05:17:15 PM

All you can eat garden salad might as well be a green energy enema

*now knows PD's next link in the NSFW thread*

tiesto · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2012, 06:59:16 PM »

I've talked to non-Italian girls and they said they don't mind getting taken on dates to Olive Garden (an Italian girl probably won't go with you unless she's fat). Of course, considering my ethnic background and where I live, I would never set foot in Olive Garden in a million years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:00:43 PM »

Well excuse me for being African American.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:08:24 PM »

Yeah, you don't see me going to Beef O'Brady's shitty chain of Irish pubs

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2012, 05:02:38 PM

You can't take a girl to Taco Bell. I rest my case

You should never take a girl to Olive Garden.

Bebpo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2012, 04:51:27 PM »

More evidence of why Olive Garden is bad news...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/entire-arena-football-team-cut-during-pregame-meal-190741599.html

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The owner of the Pittsburgh Power fired all 24 members of his team during a pregame meal at an Orlando-area Olive Garden.

I'm more surprised they won the game after the majority of the team walked out pre-game and replacement players filled all the positions.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2012, 05:04:59 PM »

Guess what, sometimes something bad happens and you want to take care of things by firing everyone while eating at Olive Garden.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2012, 05:33:51 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 12, 2012, 04:51:27 PM

More evidence of why Olive Garden is bad news...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/entire-arena-football-team-cut-during-pregame-meal-190741599.html

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The owner of the Pittsburgh Power fired all 24 members of his team during a pregame meal at an Orlando-area Olive Garden.

I'm more surprised they won the game after the majority of the team walked out pre-game and replacement players filled all the positions.

There needs to be a "'Real News Article or The Onion Article?" quiz challenge.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:11:11 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 12, 2012, 05:04:59 PM

Guess what, sometimes something bad happens and you want to take care of things by firing everyone while eating at Olive Garden.

Oh god add 2 feed pronto

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:17:24 AM »

Wait, they have Olive Gardens (and Taco Bells) in Saudi Arabia now?

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2012, 09:40:03 AM »

Completely different things, OG is fancy italian food for especial moments, TB is delicious mexican food for every time.

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Author Topic: Taco Bell > Olive Garden (Read 1357 times)

Wrath2X