Author Topic: Traffic police are the lowest form of humanity. (Read 1999 times)

Momo · « **on:** March 07, 2012, 01:36:31 AM »

How does it seem like a good idea to them to create a road block for simple license checks during peak fucking hour? Took 45 mins for me to clear a simple 100m road.

SMH FFS.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2012, 01:39:34 AM »

You don't like it, you buy a bike.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2012, 01:41:48 AM »

Did they at least let you straight through? That's one of the joys of not being a minority.

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:13:44 AM »

Yes, they waved me trough at the end of it lol

@Shaka I had a bike once, but saw some gnarly shit go down with a bike vs truck once. never again.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2012, 03:21:09 AM »

Guy says badass just because he's black? Get that racist shit outta here.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2012, 03:23:39 AM »

Pretty sure anime enthusiasts are worse. Check that, absolutely positive. In fact, if I could sterilize just one group of people on earth... well, it would be furries. But if I could sterilize TWO groups of people on earth, it would be furries and weeaboos.

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:01:21 AM »

Sonic furries.

They crawl out of the toilets of the internet and infest what sane Sonic the Hedgehog discussion is left to be had.

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:37:32 AM »

I dunno, telemarketers and quants are kinda on the bottom rung for me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:42:24 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on March 07, 2012, 04:37:32 AM

I dunno, telemarketers and quants are kinda on the bottom rung for me.

WRONG

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:32:55 AM »

Quote from: Borys on March 07, 2012, 03:19:47 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

lol that meme originated over here apparently.

Boogie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:38:38 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 01:36:31 AM

How does it seem like a good idea to them to create a road block for simple license checks during peak fucking hour? Took 45 mins for me to clear a simple 100m road.

SMH FFS.

Oh no, you were personally inconvenienced out of 45 minutes of your time.

That makes for the lowest form of humanity? I expected you at least getting a gawdammit ticket when I clicked on this thread.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:41:49 PM »

#whitewhine

Boogie · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:49:42 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 07, 2012, 09:57:09 AM

Royal Canadian Mounted Police are the lowest form of humanity.

Now now, we Canucks are too bland and mediocre to be the lowest form of anything.

Momo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 07, 2012, 02:38:38 PM

Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 01:36:31 AM
How does it seem like a good idea to them to create a road block for simple license checks during peak fucking hour? Took 45 mins for me to clear a simple 100m road.

SMH FFS.

Oh no, you were personally inconvenienced out of 45 minutes of your time.

That makes for the lowest form of humanity? I expected you at least getting a gawdammit ticket when I clicked on this thread.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

You're missing the part where hundreds of people were robbed of nearly an hour of productive work times. Shit aint cheap, my company pays good money to have me sit and google image search random crap instead of working.

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2012, 02:57:05 PM »

Yeah MOMO is a big pussy. You didn't get a 6500$ ticket while going through that roadblock did'ya? Well then QUITCHA SQUAWKIN

Seriously, you wouldn't last five minutes in Kentucky. OH MY GAWD, A ROADBLOCK!? OH GAWD THIS IS TERRIBLE, I CAN'T DEAL WITH A ROADBLOCK

Let us know when you go through a roadblock with something you ain't supposed to have, cocksucker. You would shit ye britches.

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2012, 03:14:59 PM »

I went through a roadblock aged 17 in a car that wasnt mine, no license and a passed out drunk girl(who was most likely carrying) in the passengers seat. Good enough?

Boogie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:11:59 PM »

If you're going to hate on police, you better at least have caught a beating from us or something.

None of this "they took a half hour of my time from me because of the traffic" or "waaah, the officer was rude to me when he gave me a speeding ticket" shit.

Boogie · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:14:13 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 03:14:59 PM

I went through a roadblock aged 17 in a car that wasnt mine, no license and a passed out drunk girl(who was most likely carrying) in the passengers seat. Good enough?

and what was the result of this incident?

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:17:23 PM »

One time a cop lectured me about driving recklessly and then talked cars with me for 20 minutes. What a dick. He should have given me the reckless endangerment ticket and let me go. I had shit to do.

Am I doing this right?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:34:11 PM »

He probably wanted you to offer him a BJ in return for letting you off. Or maybe he wanted to give you a BJ.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:40:39 PM »

He should have said something them dammit! I'm not a mind reader.

Dukes!

Double Dukes!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:06:20 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 07, 2012, 04:40:39 PM

He should have said something them dammit! I'm not a mind reader.

Dukes!

Double Dukes!

You should have been like...

lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:07:21 PM »

Got in a car accident today. Two different cops showed up, and neither were going to take a statement from my husband and I. They took the old guys' statement who hit us (and who acted like both drivers didn't see each other). Had to go all pregnant lady and say, "Oh no. We saw you. You were stopped, we went, and over halfway through our turn, you floored it directly into our car."

Wtf. Cops were nice enough though. Just thought that was a little weird that they didn't even ask us what happened. Seems pretty important for a police report.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:07:53 PM »

If you drive like a grandma you don't ever get pulled over, which is why I pretty much keep it to 5 miles above the speed limit at most. And I drive a mid 90's Sentra, so, you know, I've got that going for me too.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:10:38 PM »

Last time I almost got ticketed, I pulled the $100,000 Med School debt routine and got away with it.

FatalT · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:12:51 PM »

Boogie has found this thread.

INITIATE THE BLUE WALL

Positive Touch · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:15:14 PM »

cops have eaten up thousands of my hard-earned dollars with stupid bullshit tickets. how many times have i gotten pulled over for going 4 over on a road or 7 over on the highway? too many fucking times. plus stupid violations with my parking, having a light out, turning too fucking fast, whatever, and most of the time it's an excuse to look for drugs.

last time i got pulled over they told me i didnt come to a complete stop at a sign. then they went to a million questions basically asking me why i was a white dude in a black neighborhood. they saw me hand something off at someone's house and thought it was drugs when i was really just dropping off a coworkers coat

"well this is a high drug-traffic area and we just like to keep tabs on everyone in the neighborhood." i rolled the window up in her fucking face and drove off.

not to get all #whitewine because the cops could have been way bigger dicks in all of my situations, but god damn most of them really do try to go out of their way to be asshole for no fucking reason.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:19:40 PM »

The career of policeman appeals to high school bullies, so none of that should really be surprising.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »

What's up with that bullshit? My cousin works for homeland security and never gets more than a "drive safely, buddy" whenever he gets pulled over for going over 100.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:40:55 PM »

Didn't they check for some other form of ID though?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:46:44 PM »

Where can I get one of those stickers? I might be able to get away with it since I'm pretty built. If they see my medical gear, I'll just say that I used to be a medic.

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** March 07, 2012, 07:21:46 PM »

I've only got a couple of tickets in my life. I'm not in the military, just irritatingly close to perfect.

Boogie · « **Reply #32 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 05:26:41 PM

What's up with that bullshit? My cousin works for homeland security and never gets more than a "drive safely, buddy" whenever he gets pulled over for going over 100.

There still exists some semblance of a brotherhood of service personnel.

Some people take a few too many liberties with it, of course. (ie. driving over 100)

Boogie · « **Reply #33 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:48:01 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on March 07, 2012, 05:07:21 PM

Got in a car accident today. Two different cops showed up, and neither were going to take a statement from my husband and I. They took the old guys' statement who hit us (and who acted like both drivers didn't see each other). Had to go all pregnant lady and say, "Oh no. We saw you. You were stopped, we went, and over halfway through our turn, you floored it directly into our car."

Wtf. Cops were nice enough though. Just thought that was a little weird that they didn't even ask us what happened. Seems pretty important for a police report.

I don't do traffic stuff, but I've heard enough stories like this that it seems common in collisions where it is relatively clear-cut what happened and who is at fault that police don't bother to take statements from the "victim" of the collision, and just from the person at fault.

Must be some precedent/case law where the victim's statement wasn't required to get a conviction for the collision, and if that's the case, why do the extra legwork?

Also, even among cops, the traffic nazis who would ticket their own mother are hated too.

lennedsay · « **Reply #34 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:52:56 PM »

Yea but to the cops, it wasn't clear cut. They said it was 50/50 based on what the other guy said, when it was absolutely his fault.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:54:27 PM »

You probably should have rolled around on the floor while clutching your belly.

lennedsay · « **Reply #36 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:59:29 PM »

It wouldn't have helped. It happened on a jurisdiction line, so we had to wait for one cop, then she said we had to call the other jurisdiction and have them come out too, so we had to wait longer. By the time I got to the hospital, almost an hour and a half had passed.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:10:42 PM »

Why isn't this thread about Quantic Dream?

Boogie · « **Reply #38 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:54:53 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on March 07, 2012, 08:52:56 PM

Yea but to the cops, it wasn't clear cut. They said it was 50/50 based on what the other guy said, when it was absolutely his fault.

well, that's just dumb then.

Momo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2012, 11:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 07, 2012, 04:14:13 PM

Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 03:14:59 PM
I went through a roadblock aged 17 in a car that wasnt mine, no license and a passed out drunk girl(who was most likely carrying) in the passengers seat. Good enough?

and what was the result of this incident?

they waved me through

Boogie · « **Reply #40 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 11:06:01 PM

Quote from: Boogie on March 07, 2012, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: Momo on March 07, 2012, 03:14:59 PM
I went through a roadblock aged 17 in a car that wasnt mine, no license and a passed out drunk girl(who was most likely carrying) in the passengers seat. Good enough?

and what was the result of this incident?
they waved me through

Which clearly serves to support your thesis of them being the lowest form of scum and tyrants.

News:

Author Topic: Traffic police are the lowest form of humanity. (Read 1999 times)