GOD DAMN I LOVE MY VITA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAngryFace]

GOD DAMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Momo]

That's a strange thing to call your penis

[MrAngryFace]

They should make a vita body pillow for vita fans

[Momo]

I'm hell bent on waiting till at least the second hardware revision. I've been burnt by launch models too many times now :'(

[Verdigris Murder]

It seriously needs a new influx of games. Otherwise it's going to fail hard with the unwashed masses.

[MrAngryFace]

fuck em- they hated the PSP too; just distracted.

[Stoney Mason]

I'm gonna buy one!


After they realize its dying and drop the price.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm gonna buy one!


After they realize its dying and drop the price.

.

[pilonv1]

Same boat for me. Will quite possibly crack and buy one earlier though

[G The Resurrected]

I got offered a 3g wifi for 199.99 new from TigerDirect. Does my household really need another Vita? Seeing as I can't get the misses to let me try it much less use it. I  think so

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

It seriously needs a new influx of games. Otherwise it's going to fail hard with the unwashed masses.

It needs something other than warmed over 1st party PS3 games and they gotta lower software prices if they're serious about this. 

I still don't know who the hell they're trying to sell this thing to other than the Sony diehards.

Nintendo's got the kid market.  Apple seems to have everyone else.

[MrAngryFace]

IOS games are 95% garbage.

[MCD]

Vita is pure hardware sex. They just need to unleash the happy jappy games and you got yourself a killer handheld.

[Eel O'Brian]

excellent hardware, shitty OS

i want a portable version of everything right now

that fucking screen looks better than my tv, haha

[Eric P]

utterly in love with it. 

[MrAngryFace]

People knock the launch lineup as if the 3DS launch lineup was awesome. Fuk off haters- awesome incoming; just distracted.

[Smooth Groove]

But you already knew lots of stuff were coming for the 3DS at the time of its launch.  So far announcements have been really lacking for the Vita. 

[MrAngryFace]

lots of stuff? n64 ports? a weird amputee attachment? if it didnt play DS games and Samurai Warrior Chronicles id have traded it in already

[cool breeze]

Sort of.  Nintendo has the luxury of being predictable, so you know there's going to be a Mario Kart and Pokemon even if they don't announce it.  Mario Land 3D wasn't announced until the system was already out, but people knew of and have seen Paper Mario, Kid Icarus, Mario Kart, Resident Evil, and other stuff.  The announcements since then were bigger, like Monster Hunter 3 and 4, Mario Tennis, and other stuff.  But still, 3DS launch was pretty bad and there really wasn't anything to play for two months until a remake/port of Ocarina of Time came out.

Vita's biggest problem is how there isn't a strong lineup to look forward to, and Sony doesn't have popular (or good) games to fall back on.  There are a bunch of great games right now, but the Dreamcast had the best launch ever and

like it's already been said, the hardware is fucking amazing.  everything else, from the OS to the software situation, can be improved.

[MrAngryFace]

Im just sayin, unlike 3DS which ALSO HAS A WEAK LIBRARY (I might have to add for people who cant understand not liking Nintendo sequels every year), PS Vita has bitchin hardware.

[cool breeze]

hey man, I agree.

I'm replaying some PSP games just to use the hardware.

[Bebpo]

The way I see, it'll take me the rest of 2012 to clear all the launch Vita games I bought.

So they have some breathing room to get new titles.  If they don't, it'll go in the closet for 2013, but with 5-10 great game experiences already it was worth the price of the system admission.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

and Sony doesn't have popular (or good) games to fall back on. 

this ist he dumbest thing ever posted here and thats amazing considering this is Team xbox 2. Sony has more than enough popular and good games to fall back on. Uncharted prooved it can move numbers on both systems, and they still have God of War and Killzone which are both pretty big. There's more too.

[Joe Molotov]

Shouldn't the idea be to judge the Vita's games on their own merits and not whether or not you like Nintendo sequels?

Damn it, nevermind. I'm trying to apply common sense to video games, that's silly.

Vita has some pretty decent games already by any standard. Also they don't look like dog crap, so there's that.

[MrAngryFace]

I AM JUDGING HOW I WANT SPENCER WHY DONT YOU GO TO TACO BELL

please..



we must ensure Taco Bell survives the franchise wars

[Tasty]

The way I see, it'll take me the rest of 2012 to clear all the launch Vita games I bought.

So they have some breathing room to get new titles.

Uh, congrats on convincing yourself of this I guess.

[MrAngryFace]

It should seem familiar- Nintendo fans have been doing it for generations

[Van Cruncheon]

The way I see, it'll take me the rest of 2012 to clear all the launch Vita games I bought.

So they have some breathing room to get new titles.

Uh, congrats on convincing yourself of this I guess.

oh, the IRONY

[bork]

I AM JUDGING HOW I WANT SPENCER WHY DONT YOU GO TO TACO BELL

please..



we must ensure Taco Bell survives the franchise wars

We know it does, thanks to Demolition Man!

[Joe Molotov]

Look Andrex, the Vita is just so awesome that you want there to be games for it. Not for SYSTEM WARRIOR LIST WARS purposes, but just to play them because it makes you feel good.

[bork]

Andrex, I dunno if you're really all N-fanboy or not, but one thing you cannot hate the Vita for is its solid launch line-up.  The only turd out of the 9-10 games I've played is Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus.

[Tasty]

The way I see, it'll take me the rest of 2012 to clear all the launch Vita games I bought.

So they have some breathing room to get new titles.

Uh, congrats on convincing yourself of this I guess.

oh, the IRONY

That's exactly my point. That's something *I* would have said about the Wii in 2007. Even though I know it isn't true and doesn't make the lack of upcoming releases right.

No matter how one enjoys the launch lineup, saying it's ALL the games you need for the entire next year? I'm not buying it. It's delusional.

[Bebpo]

Andrex, I dunno if you're really all N-fanboy or not, but one thing you cannot hate the Vita for is its solid launch line-up.  The only turd out of the 9-10 games I've played is Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus.

And I'm sure that's still better than 90% of the action games on the 3DS!  Weak Ninja Gaiden is still a good game.


Only turds I've played are Katamari and Little Deviants.  Maybe Motorstorm RC but at least that was free!

[cool breeze]

you don't need any games.  it's entertainment, and if he's entertained, then that's that.

now if he starts acting like Asphalt is hottest racer since Modnation, then there's reason to believe he's delusional.  that's a step or two away from liking wii music.

And I'm sure that's still better than 90% of the action games on the 3DS!  Weak Ninja Gaiden is still a good game.


Only turds I've played are Katamari and Little Deviants.  Maybe Motorstorm RC but at least that was free!

Little Deviants really is bad.  Face raiders, a free game on the 3DS, is better than the similar AR shooter in little deviants.  the rest seems like a package of iphone games, and it's selling for $40.  I'm not surprised they stuck it in with the FEB.   I'm basing this on the demo, so maybe the final game isn't as bad.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

anyone who lets sales lists and how well something sells dictacte what they buy is literally insane and probably should be in a mental college

[Shaka Khan]

I'm utterly in love with mine as well, but as with any launch I'm dreading the release schedule of the next 12 months. I'm looking forward to 3 yet unreleased games, which is a decent number, but the fact that big Japanese companies are giving the cold shoulder, the west is still distracted by smartphones, while Sony (especially SCEJ) is sitting on their asses calls for concern.

I don't think any of the past major systems have followed a similar pattern in terms of lack of big IP announcements and support. The Vita so far is trending lower on almost every front.

So yeah, loving it so far, but feel Sony will fuck it up.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

[Eric P]

I'm utterly in love with mine as well, but as with any launch I'm dreading the release schedule of the next 12 months. I'm looking forward to 3 yet unreleased games, which is a decent number, but the fact that big Japanese companies are giving the cold shoulder, the west is still distracted by smartphones, while Sony (especially SCEJ) is sitting on their asses calls for concern.

I don't think any of the past major systems have followed a similar pattern in terms of lack of big IPs announcements and support.

So yeah, loving it so far but feel Sony will fuck it up.

i accept all of that but then i also have a huge psp backlog available to me

[Shaka Khan]

In other news, I finally received my 32GB card. Time to resuscitate Sony's DD business.

i accept all of that but then i also have a huge psp backlog available to me

I've got a huge PSP RPG blacklog that will take close 500+ hours to clear as well so it's not like I'm abandoning the system any time soon.

[Tasty]

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

I also could have said this about the Wii in 2007.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

I also could have said this about the Wii in 2007.

youre a idiot, please stop talking.

we already know theres loads of Vita games coming at E3. Sony will use it as a big push and it will show games coming this year.

[Tasty]

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

I also could have said this about the Wii in 2007.

youre a idiot, please stop talking.

we already know theres loads of Vita games coming at E3. Sony will use it as a big push and it will show games coming this year.

Keep posting, it's brightening my day a lot.

[Eel O'Brian]

mental college

[Shaka Khan]

Why do you have to bring your hate to a love thread, Andrex?

Why do you have to make it hard for people to like you?

You sound like you might use a Vita. Chicks (or effeminate guys, if that's how you swing) totally dig it.

[Tasty]

Why do you have to bring your hate to a love thread, Andrex?

Why do you have to make it hard for people to like you?

You sound like you might use a Vita. Chicks (or effeminate guys, if that's how you swing) totally dig it.

This is like the third Vita thread on the first page. I have to get my Vita trolling jollies out somewhere and I'd rather not do it in the official/back compat threads, and doing it in the sales thread isn't satisfactory at all. Since this is basically a worthless thread anyways, why not?

Besides, I'm not so much even trolling the Vita as much as trolling householmes. I had hoped we could all get behind that.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i am literally the bost psoter here why would u troll me

[D3RANG3D]

Why do you have to bring your hate to a love thread, Andrex?

Why do you have to make it hard for people to like you?

You sound like you might use a Vita. Chicks (or effeminate guys, if that's how you swing) totally dig it.

This is like the third Vita thread on the first page. I have to get my Vita trolling jollies out somewhere and I'd rather not do it in the official/back compat threads, and doing it in the sales thread isn't satisfactory at all. Since this is basically a worthless thread anyways, why not?

Besides, I'm not so much even trolling the Vita as much as trolling householmes. I had hoped we could all get behind that.

Go code some useless Google apps

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The best time to get a Vita will be when Sony cancels the thing and every retailer panics to get the Vita stuff cleared off the shelves.

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

-Nintard regarding the Gamecube, 2003

[Tasty]

Go code some useless Google apps

Whatever, I get paid well for doing that stuff.

[Akala]

if you get paid so well buy a vita and join the um....winning team. 

vita is SO GOOD.

[D3RANG3D]

Go code some useless Google apps

Whatever, I get paid well for doing that stuff.

So I need to report Google for using child labor?

[Flannel Boy]

The best time to get a Vita will be when Sony cancels the thing and every retailer panics to get the Vita stuff cleared off the shelves.

E3 will have los of stuff, it's how it always happens.

-Nintard regarding the Gamecube, 2003

Wait for Space World.

[Flannel Boy]

Believe

[MyNameIsMethodis]

ur a idiot malek

also sony won't cancel it. u guys are distinguished mentally-challenged

[Tasty]

So I need to report Google for using child labor?

I don't work for Google, so no.

if you get paid so well buy a vita and join the um....winning team. 

vita is SO GOOD.

I'll buy it when there's a game I want for it. Maverick Hunter 2 or Monster Hunter with actual online would do the trick. I'm not big into fighters or Uncharted.

I'm serious too. Wouldn't have a problem buying a Vita, would barely put a dent in my paycheck even at current price.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm serious too. Wouldn't have a problem buying a Vita, would barely put a dent in my paycheck even at current price.

Our boy is growing up.

[Tasty]

It's pretty cool. I've held off on really bragging about it for about a month but I like, have money now. It's so cool.

[Eric P]

In other news, I finally received my 32GB card. Time to resuscitate Sony's DD business.

i accept all of that but then i also have a huge psp backlog available to me

I've got a huge PSP RPG blacklog that will take close 500+ hours to clear as well so it's not like I'm abandoning the system any time soon.

cough

80 hours into lunar silver star story

don't look at me

i'm hideous

[Positive Touch]

80 hours what???

did they add in a bunch of new content or something?

iirc even the psx version only had like 30 hours of stuff max

[Bebpo]

Yeah, I thought the Lunar games were short...............