Author Topic: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER. (Read 1209 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** March 09, 2012, 03:47:50 PM »

50% at Rotten Tomates. The consensus seems to be teetering between "It's really boring" and "Well, it's not that boring." Will you see The First Summer Blockbuster of 2012?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:49:15 PM »

Nope. Blockbusters are for people.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:54:08 PM »

Awesome. I'm now a member guys, when do I get an awesome tag? This place is really quite excellent, and although Demi regards me with suspicion, I can safely say that I'm not a secret agent sent by a rival forum to destroy here. I actually posted on another place for 6 whole years until I became bored, then Neogaf for a bit, then wasting your life, then here. I actually didn't post on the latter place, but was interested about Red Scarlets thing, so I browsed for a bit.

Factually accurate.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:58:27 PM »

You get to make you're own tag here, the way JOHN CARTER would have done.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:11:00 PM »

Alan Moore had a John Carter bit in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which is worth a peek.

Bebpo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2012, 06:10:53 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 09, 2012, 03:58:27 PM

You get to make you're own tag here, the way JOHN CARTER would have done.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2012, 06:37:41 PM »

John Carter looks like some 5 year old made it up

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2012, 06:40:39 PM »

It was an ok movie. I had more fun the minute I turned off my brain. I also had trouble following a few parts of it since I had to wipe the stupid 3D glasses a few times, until I decided to go out and exchange for a clean one.

Gorgeous, voluptuous lead actress through. She made going 3D worth it.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:37:41 PM

John Carter looks like some 5 year old made it up

It was a step up from Journey 2. Holy shit, that movie. That fucking movie.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2012, 06:47:36 PM »

Who is the actress?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2012, 07:28:36 PM »

John Carter getting bad reviews really disappoints me. You'd think that Andrew Stanton and Michael Chabon working from a story by Edgar Rice Burroughs would produce something better than this.

Huff · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2012, 07:54:27 PM »

but its not summer yet

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2012, 08:51:20 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:47:36 PM

Who is the actress?

lynn collins?

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Trent Dole · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2012, 11:23:28 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 09, 2012, 08:51:20 PM

lynn collins?

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Would.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2012, 11:32:59 PM »

Yup, she looked amazingly hot near the end...

Dejah >

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2012, 04:18:55 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2012, 06:13:40 PM »

Well, that about wraps it up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2012, 06:39:27 PM »

This should have been a Pixar-esque animated film

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2012, 07:05:30 PM »

is it the name of Jay-Z's baby

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2012, 07:20:42 PM »

I'm tellin' you, this should have been a The Incredibles type cg film. Action packed and as violent and sexually suggestive as the actual film is.

Without a big name actor this had no chance of succeeding as a big budget live action film.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:06:36 PM »

$10 million on opening day, same as Prince of Persia.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:14:30 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 10, 2012, 07:10:28 PM

RANDY JONES

BULK VANDERHUGE

SLAB BULKHEAD

PUNCH ROCKGROIN

BIG MCLARGEHUGE

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:18:06 PM »

JAMES VEGA

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:07:01 PM »

MARCUS WILEY

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2012, 10:56:40 AM »

I thought the movie was decent. Better than Avatar thats for sure.

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:11:11 AM »

Yeah, this could have been great as a full-CG movie.

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Author Topic: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER. (Read 1209 times)