Author Topic: Garrus appreciation thread (Read 4087 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** March 11, 2012, 01:33:37 AM »

CALIBRATIONSSS MUTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

A TRU BRO! NO WEAKNESS! HAS REACH!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:42:18 AM »

A true Space Bro.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:45:05 AM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:45:52 AM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:47:32 AM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:49:13 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:49:15 AM »

best part of the Mass Effect games. he was in my squad whenever I had the chance.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:25:12 AM »

Yup, Garrus was always one of my main bros in ME1 and ME2. In fact, I made sure I recruited him first in ME2 just so I could have more kick ass Garrus time in my playthrough.

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:33:39 AM »

calibrations

MCD · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:35:27 AM »

Never went to a mission without him. A bro among space bros.

Boogie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:36:05 AM »

I don't think I ever go on a mission without Garrus in my party.

The Wrex-Garrus banter in ME3 is classic.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:38:37 AM »

garrus does jack shit in both 1 and 2, thankfully he has great dialogue banter so he's usually a party mainstay.

the best thing garrus ever does is the krogan testicules line which is a stroke of genius

MCD · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:39:52 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 11, 2012, 03:38:37 AM

garrus does jack shit in both 1 and 2

the best thing garrus ever does is the krogan testicules line which is a stroke of genius

Reported.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:40:25 AM »

In ME2 Garrus does jack shit. He is always calibrating. How about some bro time, huh? HUH?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:44:57 AM »

Garrus

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:48:41 AM »

I like Wrex far more than Garrus. I guess it's an apple/oranges thing.

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:52:49 AM »

Garrus' introduction in ME1 is so awesome. Some chick is taken hostage and Garrus pops out to shoot him in right in the face. A loose cannon who gets results

Garrus in Mass Effect 2: "I've spent these past two years killing space thugs, cleaning up the worst place in the universe, and becoming the notorious vigilante Archangel. Oh, and all the space mercenaries created an alliance to take me down."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:54:45 AM »

Garrus is the best thing ever, Varric is as close as DA will ever get to having a Garrus. A Garrus/Varric crossover game would be ultimate

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:54:54 AM »

In comparison, Wrex united the clans of krogan. He probably hauled ass to do that. Wrex is the bigger man, after all he has more testicles.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:56:37 AM »

Wrex also has more scars.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:57:28 AM »

wtf man get out of here- all of us have some calibrations to get to

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:59:53 AM »

Can't wait to get ME3 and see Garrus do NOTHING. AGAIN. He'll probably bitch about how he let someone go and how he has to finish him off. Wrex don't play that.

cool breeze · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:00:05 AM »

wrex gets offed by some daft xenophobic broad

garrus fucks the prom queen*

*I'm referring to female shepard in mass effect 2

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:01:12 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on March 11, 2012, 04:00:05 AM

wrex gets offed by some daft xenophobic broad

If you are bad at mass effect, yes

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:02:01 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on March 11, 2012, 04:00:05 AM

wrex gets offed by some daft xenophobic broad

garrus fucks the prom queen*

*I'm referring to female shepard in mass effect 2

fem shep could never fuck garrus. while they were fucking he'd probably cry.

she fucks jacob for his abs, tosses him away in ME3.

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:07:40 AM »

jacob was too busy eating saltine and iceberg lettuce sandwiches

this is canon, btw.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:23:45 AM »

In ME3 Jacob kills himself because no one wants him

even Miranda, who is as boring as himself

this is canon btw

MCD · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:25:12 AM »

No spoilers, asshole.

Kidding! No one cares about Jacob.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2012, 10:12:45 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 11, 2012, 04:01:12 AM

Quote from: Linkzg on March 11, 2012, 04:00:05 AM
wrex gets offed by some daft xenophobic broad

If you are bad at mass effect, yes

If you don't wanna replay ME1 a million times, yes. Grunt's the same character basically so who cares.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:27:21 AM »

Just got Garrus in my party, yesss now I can kick jersey shore boy to the curb.

Garrus and Tali

were my main party members in the first 2 games, I see no reason to change this for #3.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:40:57 PM »

Timber · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:41:42 PM »

He is my boyfriend. This is canon in the mythos that is my life.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:49:03 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:51:46 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:55:01 PM »

garrus rules

Positive Touch · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:21:11 PM »

garrus didnt do shit in my game except try to fuck shepard. so i put his ass on time out in the bottom of the ship

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:27:30 PM »

God is a Garrus-tier character.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:59:43 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 11, 2012, 03:38:37 AM

the best thing garrus ever does is the krogan testicules line which is a stroke of genius

The best thing Garrus did in my game was to ploughed my fertile, renegade field. That's something I'd never let a simpleton krogan do.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:53:19 PM »

Garrus spends a lot of time alone, "calibrating" his "main gun". If you know what I mean.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:09:13 AM »

garrus! just doesnt give a damn! BRO SESSION AT THE CITADEL!

cool breeze · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:23:04 AM »

some banter from Mass Effect 3 that shows how awesome Garrus is. putting it in spoilers even though it's not really a spoiler:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

such a badass

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:28:03 AM »

I wish Garrus was REAL and worked in my building! Id get lunch with him every day

MCD · « **Reply #43 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:59:36 AM »

Garrus owning James Vega:

Yeti · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2012, 08:51:16 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2012, 09:00:42 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2012, 07:39:18 AM »

WREX >>>>> GARRUS

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