Author Topic: SCREW YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (Read 1670 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** March 11, 2012, 03:19:13 AM »

WHY THE HELL DO WE STILL DO THIS? ALL YOU FARMERS NEEDING EXTRA DAYLIGHT CAN EAT A WHOLE BAG O' DICKS.

*tips over magazine rack on way out*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:28:00 AM »

ffffffuuuuuuu $:-\$

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:31:33 AM »

Do farmers even have anything to do with it? I've always read they either don't like it or don't care about it and tend to work by the sun anyway.

I thought it was favored by sports/entertainment and retailers since people are more likely to go out and do things when it's still light when they get home from work.

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:40:28 AM »

satan has a hold over your ~~cocks~~ clocks.

exorcise him with bacon and beer.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:53:24 AM »

Live in Arizona- ignore this shit....I hate Arizona...fuuuuuuu

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:14:30 AM »

lol I was wondering how it got so late

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:27:46 AM »

Is it possible to challenge Daylight Savings Time on religious grounds? This violates my religion, I'm gonna have to come into work an hour later

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:33:15 AM »

ya'all are nerds -- having the sun out 'til 8pm is

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2012, 04:53:19 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 11, 2012, 04:33:15 AM

ya'all are nerds -- having the sun out 'til 8pm is

Sorry but more night>>>>>more day

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:58:34 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 11, 2012, 04:33:15 AM

ya'all are nerds -- having the sun out 'til 8pm is

Sorry Arbys, no amount of awesome photoshop work is gonna save you from saying shit like that. Boys, put him into the catapult that flings stuff into the Sun. We'll see how he likes sunlight after he gets some up close and personal.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2012, 07:48:25 AM »

William Willett: the father of DST* and the great, great grandfather of Chris Martin. Which is the bigger crime against humanity?

*not the first to propose it.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2012, 08:03:50 AM »

When I was buying petrol, at an extortionate price of 1.40 a litre, I asked the plump garage wench about dst. She looked at me and just smiled.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2012, 09:00:50 AM »

Oh plump garage wench, how can you be so fecund,
Thy udders hang like orbs of heaven, juddering with the swish
Of yonder pipes.

Groogrux · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2012, 09:29:29 AM »

fuck this

lennedsay · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:01:54 AM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 11, 2012, 09:00:50 AM

Oh plump garage wench, how can you be so fecund,
Thy udders hang like orbs of heaven, juddering with the swish
Of yonder pipes.

Akala · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:10:34 AM »

the Monday after DST is the worst day of the year

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 11, 2012, 04:33:15 AM

ya'all are nerds -- having the sun out 'til 8pm is

Yup. Sorry your complexion can't handle it, nerds.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:45:18 PM »

I don't believe in the sun

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on March 11, 2012, 12:45:18 PM

I don't believe in you son

You sound like my dad.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:24:10 PM »

The sun has betrayed us. If there is a god, it has to be the sun, so why does it treat me like this?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2012, 09:39:32 PM »

DST can DIAF. I had to wake up extra early to go to fucking work this morning.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:23:26 AM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 11, 2012, 09:00:50 AM

Oh plump garage wench, how can you be so fecund,
Thy udders hang like orbs of heaven, juddering with the swish
Of yonder pipes.

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:08:47 AM »

Getting up an hour earlier than the last two months, for two days, just to go back to Japan and wake up at 3 a.m. for a week anyway. JET LAG. I HATE YOU.

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:02:48 AM »

i recently read that you can reset your jet lag by fasting

http://blogs.hbr.org/health-and-well-being/2009/05/a-fast-solution-to-jet-lag.html

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:45:27 AM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 11, 2012, 09:00:50 AM

Oh plump garage wench, how can you be so fecund,
Thy udders hang like orbs of heaven, juddering with the swish
Of yonder pipes.

...demi?

Huff · « **Reply #25 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:02:36 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 13, 2012, 07:02:48 AM

i recently read that you can reset your jet lag by fasting

http://blogs.hbr.org/health-and-well-being/2009/05/a-fast-solution-to-jet-lag.html

I'd rather eat and adjust normally that have a terrible trip of starving myself for hours

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:08:32 AM »

eh. just eat a large protein meal that's low on carbs and you'll be fine. i routinely go without food for 20+ hours.

chronovore · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 13, 2012, 07:02:48 AM

i recently read that you can reset your jet lag by fasting

http://blogs.hbr.org/health-and-well-being/2009/05/a-fast-solution-to-jet-lag.html

Thanks, I may just try this on my return trip in 4 weeks.

Quote from: Eric P on March 13, 2012, 09:08:32 AM

eh. just eat a large protein meal that's low on carbs and you'll be fine. i routinely go without food for 20+ hours.

Why's that?

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:10:27 PM »

Weight loss. Coincidentally Cormacaroni brought it up in the fitness thread today.

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** March 16, 2012, 01:04:11 AM »

I'd be afraid to fast. I'd rip someone's head off.

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