Author Topic: HEY BOOGIE (Read 1870 times)

T234 · « **on:** March 26, 2012, 08:14:30 PM »

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/sex-trade-workers-hail-legalization-of-brothels-as-major-victory/article2381372/page1/

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Ontario’s top court has legalized brothels and will allow prostitutes to have security and other staff that is specifically aimed at protecting prostitutes.

In a landmark decision Monday, the court said that prostitution is extremely dangerous work where inherent risks are multiplied by laws preventing prostitutes from working together under one roof or hiring security staff.

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The change will allow police to prosecute violent and manipulative pimps while at the same time permitting prostitutes to engage drivers or security staff to protect them, the court said.

MMM, DELICIOUS

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:16:30 PM »

why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:24:07 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 08:16:30 PM

why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Been too long since he's had a good cornholing.

Boogie · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 08:16:30 PM

why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Force policy to keep our batons stuck up our ass when not in use.

Boogie · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:26:57 PM »

Anyhow....

oh wait, I live here.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 26, 2012, 08:24:45 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 08:16:30 PM
why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Force policy to keep our batons stuck up our ass when not in use.

I bet this is one of those self-proclaimed policies cops tend to make up.

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:35:15 PM »

chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!

Boogie · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:37:09 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 26, 2012, 08:35:15 PM

chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!

*insert xzibit macro here*

The Sceneman · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2012, 12:50:14 AM »

I would gladly bone a hooker if I could afford it

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:06:38 AM »

tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:10:07 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 27, 2012, 01:06:38 AM

tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy

Pfft, call me when your dry spell hits 3+ years

FUCKING AMATEURS

Granted I am like a google years old or whatever, but still

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:14:30 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:31:24 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2012, 01:14:30 AM

pfff

The fact that you're a virgin is completely, 100% your fault Arvie. You're not fat, ugly, balding and mean like me- you're relatively good looking, you're just a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. I look like a cave troll and could get laid if I wanted to put up with having to deal with women's bullshit- you probably can't talk to a woman without them thinking "he probably wants to stab me and fuck the wound".

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:38:31 AM »

And you can't get laid because you are mean. :'( :'( :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:39:18 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2012, 01:38:31 AM

And you can't get laid because you are mean. :'( :'( :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:41:41 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:47:50 AM »

nah, I'm to busy being lonely.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:55:18 AM »

I wouldn't touch an ordainary hooker but I might pay for escorting services from pornstars.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:58:01 AM »

To discuss BBCs with them? It would be like chatting with PD if he had some real life experience of the phenomenon.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2012, 02:00:06 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2012, 01:46:10 AM

Dude, FM, I bet I could get you laid if it were important to you. Easily. And it wouldn't have to be a hooker!

I have less respect for women who'd just fuck around for free. whores>sluts

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2012, 01:58:01 AM

To discuss BBCs with them? It would be like chatting with PD if he had some real life experience of the phenomenon.

Maybe I'll hire a big-time dodger and bring PD along to break her in.

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2012, 06:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 26, 2012, 08:37:09 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 26, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!

*insert xzibit macro here*

Huff · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2012, 11:17:59 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2012, 10:41:58 AM

Idk what world you're from but "fucking around for free" is called casual dating.

I wouldn't consider dating "free" unless you can con some girl into paying

Huff · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2012, 11:23:04 AM »

ugh house parties? gross

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2012, 11:29:19 AM »

I'd fuck an escort. *shrug* She gets a ton of money and I get a crazy hot woman. Never have though. I was always too cheap

Diunx · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:54:02 PM »

I love house parties.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2012, 02:33:37 PM »

I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2012, 03:04:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2012, 02:33:37 PM

I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days

Think this might work? Can it be a printed off picture? I don't want to go to the store and get a real one done, on account of there being people in stores.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2012, 04:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 27, 2012, 01:10:07 AM

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 27, 2012, 01:06:38 AM
tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy

Pfft, call me when your dry spell hits 3+ years

FUCKING AMATEURS

Granted I am like a google years old or whatever, but still

3+ years? pffttt

chronovore · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2012, 08:53:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2012, 03:04:22 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days

Think this might work? Can it be a printed off picture? I don't want to go to the store and get a real one done, on account of there being people in stores.

Get your dog tattoo'd on your ankle, and then just put your shoe on the table, raise your pants leg, and show it off.

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Author Topic: HEY BOOGIE (Read 1870 times)