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CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« on: March 29, 2012, 04:31:07 PM »
First the Ontario supreme court legalizes brothels, and now in the new Federal budget, the Canadian government kills the penny!

What will us crazy Canucks do next?!
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 04:33:12 PM »
gravy + cheese curds on top of fries.

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A penny saved is a penny wasted.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 04:33:56 PM »
milk in clear plastic bags

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 04:35:42 PM »
gravy + cheese curds on top of fries.

Build houses out of snow!
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Re: A penny saved is a penny wasted.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 05:00:06 PM »
milk in clear plastic bags
:lol

I'm still not over this.

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 05:47:50 PM »
Make the Trailer Park Boys stop doing shit unfunny stuff, and reteam with Clattenburg.
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 06:11:02 PM »
Yeah milk in bags just seems like a bad idea based on storage convenience and I'd be willing to bet accidental punctures are an issue at the grocery store.

It's not an issue; the plastic is pretty strong. It's probably easier to puncture a carton. 

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 06:26:10 PM »
We actually had milk in a bag for a few months back in grade school.
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2012, 06:33:19 PM »
Whatever, I use cartons so the point is moo.

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
 :american :usacry :usacry AMERICA - WHERE PENNIES CAN STILL BE FREE  :usacry :usacry :american

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 07:13:56 PM »
Australia eliminated 1+2c coins 20 years ago. Welcome to the family Canada :interracial
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 11:15:32 PM »
We also raised our retirement age to 67, further entrenching ourselves in 21st century economic thinking.

But hey, there's still money for superjails.  I guess we'll need them, if this guy gets his way: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Tory+Breitkreuz+lauded+guns+teen+girls+student+says/6380719/story.html

Won't teach boys that raping women is wrong, but will teach girls to carry guns and shoot if they think they're gonna get raped.

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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 12:17:01 AM »
apparently these things also happened today

    OAS raised to 67
    they slashed the environment budget by 8%
    Canadian Forces get $1.1 billion in cuts,
    Katimavik is getting axed.
    public service pensions have been adjusted so that they pay in 50/50
    RCMP, CSC, SCIS and CBSA funding cut by $687M. 9.9% of total budget for these agencies.
    Public Works cut by $177.6 million.

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 06:23:00 AM »
We also raised our retirement age to 67, further entrenching ourselves in 21st century economic thinking.

But hey, there's still money for superjails.  I guess we'll need them, if this guy gets his way: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Tory+Breitkreuz+lauded+guns+teen+girls+student+says/6380719/story.html

Won't teach boys that raping women is wrong, but will teach girls to carry guns and shoot if they think they're gonna get raped.

It will cut down on the money you'll need for those superjails, because the rapists will be shot full of holes.

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 06:53:12 AM »
And bum's everywhere in Canada just became Illegal immigrants to the USA with this news

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 07:44:33 AM »
apparently these things also happened today

    OAS raised to 67
    they slashed the environment budget by 8%
    Canadian Forces get $1.1 billion in cuts,
    Katimavik is getting axed.
    public service pensions have been adjusted so that they pay in 50/50
    RCMP, CSC, SCIS and CBSA funding cut by $687M. 9.9% of total budget for these agencies.
    Public Works cut by $177.6 million.

Ya, a guy on a police forum did the math and figured it will cost each Mountie about $2800/year more in pension contributions.

Speaking of RCMP, I watched a hilarious video of a drunk dude singing bohemian rhapsody in the back of one of their cruisers :lol

Ya, MAF posted the video in the links thread.

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 11:38:29 AM »
My Halifax friends are fucking furious about katimavik. 

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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 11:58:32 AM »
Update:  Bohemian Rhapsody dude wasn't picked up for drunk in public.

He was arrested for impaired driving.
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 01:39:18 PM »
My Halifax friends are fucking furious about katimavik.

Katimavik sounds like a good idea. Was it a money sink?
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Re: CANADA ELIMINATES THE PENNY!!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2012, 07:34:42 PM »
I suspect it was axed on the premise that it's a program that could fall under the umbrella of "social welfare" which Conservatives see as something of strictly Provincial jurisdiction.  That's just an educated guess based on how they've viewed such programs in the past, though.

Won't teach boys that raping women is wrong, but will teach girls to carry guns and shoot if they think they're gonna get raped.

It will cut down on the money you'll need for those superjails, because the rapists will be shot full of holes.

My presumption isn't that the women would be raped (and then shoot in self-defense) if they had guns; it would be that they would shoot people whom they think will rape them, whether that's true or not.

That would get the women arrested and charged with all sorts of firearm offences, which, as I understand, will be subject to some mandatory minimums in the not-too-distant future.

And/or, the prospective rapists would become murderers instead, as if the women pulled a gun, they'd just pull their own and shoot.

And homicides tend to be reported in this country, whereas a whole lot of rapes are not.