April Fools' Day on the Web

[The Business]

Check out Google Maps, or read why Tom Malinowski is resigning from Human Rights Watch on Foreign Policy:

http://maps.google.com/

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/04/01/why_im_leaving_human_rights_watch

WHAT OTHER CRAZINESS IS GOING ON?

[Great Rumbler]

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[ferrarimanf355]

All ads blocked by AdBlock have been replaced with pictures of cats.

I need to see this.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

somethingawful without a membership

[chronovore]

[thisismyusername]

Reddit's joke this year is a time machine a la Dr. Who's image. Goes back to random years and then "today, tomorrow, 2020, ... the end of time."

Makes comments in the future happen "-n years ago" while in the past is "n years ago."

Not that funny, but I thought it was a neat idea.

[Powerslave]

Maddox is gonna change his ways and become a different person

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=second_chance_af

[Robo]

ThinkGeek always does some of my favorites.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee05/



http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee04/



http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee08/



http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee07/

[Joe Molotov]

Someone show me a site that should have ads

Neogaf.com

[Dickie Dee]

[Powerslave]

hellmann's mayo 

[Powerslave]

that's because you haven't eaten proper (dutch) mayo brah

fries without mayo is unthinkable here, anyone who buys fries with just ketchup or any other sauce excluding mayo is A CREEPY CREEP

[Mr. Gundam]

hellmann's mayo 

Yeah, because any other mayo would be tasty in those donuts.

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OH GOD MY STOMACH IS ROLLING

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[T234]

Mayo is TERRBLE

[Beezy]

But Undercover Brother taught me that white people love mayo

[T234]

Is it true that all Jamaicans smoke weed, beezy? All 12 of them I've met face-to-face in my lifetime have smoked, even the chicks.

[Beezy]

Why you gotta put us in a box Beezy?! ONE TRIBE!

Is it true that all Jamaicans smoke weed, beezy? All 12 of them I've met face-to-face in my lifetime have smoked, even the chicks.

No, but the majority do. My direct family doesn't smoke weed at all. I'm sure they've all tried it at some point though. I do with friends every now and then. Everything I've heard as a kid about it being addictive was bullshit.

[Himu]

people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

[Diunx]

Mayo >>>>>>>> Ketchup.

[D3RANG3D]

people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people

[ferrarimanf355]

MONOCLES FOR PUGS



Look at that pug, not giving a fuck. 

[T234]

Yeah, I went from smoking every day to not smoking at all with no trouble. Only side effect was bitching about it and CRAZY vivid dreams. The kind where you can get hurt and feel it.

That's your seratonin level going back up. I've had some goddamn crazy ones in my day.

[Himu]

people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people

i'm pretty sure every black person i've met puts mayo on their hamburger buns

[D3RANG3D]

people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people

i'm pretty sure every black person i've met puts mayo on their hamburger buns

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Someones never seen undercover brother

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[Joe Molotov]

MONOCLES FOR PUGS

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Look at that pug, not giving a fuck. 

Fucks Given: 0

[Enl]

Mayo + Fries = Jizzlets from the gods.

 

[Tasty]

Am I crazy for wanting a Morse code app? That'd be a cool thing to learn.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rgam.morsekeyboard

Have at it.

[T234]

One of my older bosses smoked a blunt (some of the cuban cigars he rolled blunts with are still in his humidor that he passed down to his son, alongside some blunts rolled in the 50's. That was the highest I've ever been off weed smoking one of those 50's blunts at his wake, got more visuals than almost any time I've done LSD) every two hours he was awake every day from 1945 (two days after he got back from WW2, the whole first day was spent fucking his GF at the time "ragged" according to him ) to 2001. He had a nightmare two days after he quit that was so intense it caused him to have a heart attack and die.

His reason for quitting those two days?

Tolerance break.

[T234]

Now that I think about it, they cure their weed in Africa in what can be described as trenches that are almost like humidors. Ergot mushrooms (ergot is one of the things that have lysergic compounds in them, used for making LSD) grow naturally in them. So I was probably exposed to HUUUGE amounts of LSA without even knowing about it  

[ferrarimanf355]

MONOCLES FOR PUGS

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Look at that pug, not giving a fuck. 

Fucks Given: 0

But that pug is sooooooooooooooo adorable!