I can only think of TVC. He truly defined the place for me, and to this day, was the only internet person I've pathetically admired to the point of approval seeking. Definitely the most original cigarillo I've met online, and should be a role model for all the weepy and pitiful queens out there. I mean if you gotta do, at least do it with style.
TVC: If you're somehow reading this, I want to let you know that you can have me bent over at the snap of your fingers. Anytime. Any day.