Author Topic: EASTER WEEKEND! I BROKE MY NAIL FOR YOUR CHASTITY (Read 1452 times)

Himu · « **on:** April 07, 2012, 01:33:57 AM »

What are your plans this holy weekend, Bore?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:47:20 AM »

Gonna avoid my family and then watch Ep 2 of Game of Thrones on RESURRECTED JEBUS DAY

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2012, 10:35:44 AM »

Celebrating jesus dead at the beach, drinking some faggy strawberry drink that taste delicious.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:09:28 AM »

Friday night: took dog on a walk, watched Netflix
Today: Play a shitload of WO3, masturbate to pornography (check), take dog on a walk, laundry
Sunday: Working, masturbate, and take hound on a walk

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:38:44 AM »

WOOOOO CANT WAIT FOR SOME CANDY

last nite i got trashed at some couchsurfer party, tonight i get trashed at a skate party, tomorrow it's good-ass food at grandmas! and all day it's gears of war 3 and mass effect 3 multiplayer! HELL YES GREAT WEEKEND

Groogrux · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:42:21 AM »

Friday - Worked, watched Ghostbusters on Netflix with family, went home and drank beer and watched all of Sherlock on Netflix
Saturday - Cleaning house, taking kiddo out for an Easter Egg hunt, then working the rest of the night
Sunday - Going to church with family and then working the rest of the night

Somewhere in there, I have to squeeze in a big essay that's due Monday morning. I haven't even started it, so it should be fun... $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:31:04 PM »

Wow, I actually had no idea it was Easter weekend until I logged into the Bore and saw this thread just now. :religioncry

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:39:46 PM »

I didn't know it was Easter weekend until like Wednesday

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:08:44 PM »

Anyway my plans are to DRINK COFFEE and watch lecture videos on probabilistic graphical models.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:01:56 PM »

Herkimer coffee, church, then heading down to my parents for Easter brunch.

lennedsay · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:38:34 PM »

Just got out of Easter celebrations with my in-laws. Still hanging out with my parents though, but mostly because it would've been my brother's birthday.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:45:13 PM »

Cooking lamb dinner for Easter Sunday.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:41:41 PM »

well i missed the skating party. damn old folks always partying early

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:22:37 AM »

Dyed eggs with the fam. Going to church tomorrow, not looking to the shitty clothing contest but what you gonna do? Then we're headed to grandmas for dinner.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2012, 09:52:59 AM »

Cooking a 10lb pork shoulder that's been rubbed down with adobo, sazon, and recaito (sofrito). Will be in the oven for 5 hours in total. Then it gets shredded and eaten with red rice.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:41:33 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 07, 2012, 03:08:44 PM

Anyway my plans are to DRINK COFFEE and watch lecture videos on probabilistic graphical models.

standford class?

Huff · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:52:25 AM »

First time to church since Christmas. I'm now officially one of those people.

Easter Dresses

Trent Dole · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:36:40 PM »

I got some candy along with a weird color changing egg shaped candle.

Groogrux · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2012, 12:51:11 PM »

Quote from: Huff on April 08, 2012, 11:52:25 AM

First time to church since Christmas. I'm now officially one of those people.

Easter Dresses

Yeah, my sister points her nose up at me and calls me a church CEO (Christmas and Easter Only). I didn't even go today. Headaches and the like.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2012, 01:56:30 PM »

Discounted candy :d

Groogrux · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:08:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 08, 2012, 01:56:30 PM

Discounted candy :d

... right out of the back of your white paneled van...

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:19:44 PM »

I saved the best for you, Andy.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JpyF-NruL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

Groogrux · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:31:44 PM »

I don't like marshmallows, so you'll have to find another way to lure me into your van.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:34:23 PM »

What kind of fatass are you

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:43:59 PM »

Kiddo did surprisingly well at church this morning. Didn't get hangry baby until after communion, so we made it through 90% of the service.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** April 08, 2012, 02:45:48 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 08, 2012, 11:41:33 AM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 07, 2012, 03:08:44 PM
Anyway my plans are to DRINK COFFEE and watch lecture videos on probabilistic graphical models.

standford class?

Yes

Robo · « **Reply #26 on:** April 08, 2012, 03:09:59 PM »

O Lord infant Jesus, doesn't know a single word but still omnipotent, we thank you fer all yer contributions 2 world peace, etc, etc. Amen.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** April 08, 2012, 04:04:43 PM »

Spanish Easter is almost up there with Thanksgiving as far as the types of food cooked. OM NOM NOM.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** April 08, 2012, 08:49:12 PM »

Today owned. Even church was good and not boring

Huff · « **Reply #29 on:** April 08, 2012, 09:26:04 PM »

I am uncomfortably sunburnt. Outdoor mass + hour run + grandparents party outside = red as a lobster

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:18:01 PM »

Lots of good food. And lol @ my brother bringing a white chick from a trailer park to Easter dinner. My mom was trying to be nice but I could tell she was butthurt

best moment: the chick went to get some more punch, and my mom was like "hold on WAIT, remember don't touch the dipper with your glass sweetie" and the girl was like "uhhh, I know..." then my mom said "just making sure"

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:28:25 PM »

I kissed my aunt when I saw her and gave her a hug.

Her husband - my uncle, who I think is gay - asks why I didn't give him a kiss.

I just stood there confused, looking around the room. Then everyone started laughing nervously.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:31:48 PM »

That unwanted wincest

I'm reminded of the Sopranos where Vito makes Meadow's boyfriend feel uncomfortable

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:32:46 PM »

Huff · « **Reply #34 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:36:26 PM »

Should have given him a big smooch

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** April 08, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »

Thank god this happened in 2012. Who knows what 2011 Himu would have done

ManaByte · « **Reply #36 on:** April 09, 2012, 12:03:56 AM »

Half price tickets for the Angels today. That's why they lost.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** April 09, 2012, 01:05:31 AM »

Spent the day with the fam at Epcot. Wallowed in the innovation of man and no whiff of Jesus to be found. Drank some Oktoberfest and some french beer and not a single fuck was given.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:06:15 AM »

this same uncle asked "getting dat pussy?" one time when I was greeting him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:10:51 AM »

Is he one of your parents' brothers, or just married to your aunt?

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:25:07 AM »

married to aunt

this is my great aunt, specifically

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Author Topic: EASTER WEEKEND! I BROKE MY NAIL FOR YOUR CHASTITY (Read 1452 times)