I think most people could benefit from being a bit more neurotic; self aware

[MrAngryFace]

Fuckin oblivious fucks with their stupid fuck expressions!!! The line clearly does not go in that direction mr fucking cargo pants. And YOU! Dumb bitch breaking hard to go to some shit coffee stand on the side of the highway, FUCK YOU. Fuck you on the way out as you try to force your way into 50 MPH traffic less than a few yards from a goddamned stoplight!!!!!!!!!!!

[chronovore]

PREACH IT.

[Van Cruncheon]

STANG RAGE!!!!

[MrAngryFace]

I've been pretty mad at people lately- catchin' feels

[recursivelyenumerable]

Yeah, I definitely need to work on getting my neuroticism back in shape as I've really been letting it go lately

[MrAngryFace]

It keeps people honest!

[Smooth Groove]

Maf, don't put a baseball bat in your car.  I don't wanna see you going crazy on the news, like Michael Douglas. 

[Van Cruncheon]

i've abandoned neuroticism for amused apathy. you wanna ruin your life? be my guest. you wanna martyr yourself? go buy the lumber and nails yourself and don't involve me. you wanna take every little glance, remark, or aside as the end of your fragile world? haha, i will enjoy the results. you wanna be a public shitface? i'll just stand there with a dumb shit-eating grin on my face and my hand in my pants.

frankly, i'm so totes over other people. do as you will shall be the whole of your law and the whole of my lulz.

[MrAngryFace]

Maf, don't put a baseball bat in your car.  I don't wanna see you going crazy on the news, like Michael Douglas. 

Already have a bat and a WWI trench shovel in my trunk.

i've abandoned neuroticism for amused apathy. you wanna ruin your life? be my guest. you wanna martyr yourself? go buy the lumber and nails yourself and don't involve me. you wanna take every little glance, remark, or aside as the end of your fragile world? haha, i will enjoy the results. you wanna be a public shitface? i'll just stand there with a dumb shit-eating grin on my face and my hand in my pants.

frankly, i'm so totes over other people. do as you will shall be the whole of your law and the whole of my lulz.

Van: Ill remember that the next time you're raging at the commute

[Great Rumbler]

i've abandoned neuroticism for amused apathy. you wanna ruin your life? be my guest. you wanna martyr yourself? go buy the lumber and nails yourself and don't involve me. you wanna take every little glance, remark, or aside as the end of your fragile world? haha, i will enjoy the results. you wanna be a public shitface? i'll just stand there with a dumb shit-eating grin on my face and my hand in my pants.

Well, this post certainly took a turn for the bizarre.

[MrAngryFace]

I kinda blanked at 'totes'- im getting too old for the internet

[Van Cruncheon]

thatr's not neuroticism, though! that's just THE RAGE THAT PROVIDES THE IMPETUS TO LIVE.

[MrAngryFace]

Generally speaking people who prevent lane changes are assholes anyway.

[Diunx]

I fucking hate driving on weekdays.

[MrAngryFace]

You should come driving on Billy's Road Rage tours through San Francisco on delivery days.  I'll cut people off and then flip the off just because.

Last week I was on edge cause this ricer and old dude in a shit truck were swerving towards each other and screaming and flipping each other off. I woulda used my shove if they hit my car..


haha just kidding I would have exchange insurance and talked to cops :*(

[Dickie Dee]

Generally speaking people who prevent lane changes are assholes anyway.

I'll do it if the two lanes converge to one due to constuction and people sorted it out like 15 cars back like civilized folk but some j/o thinks he can just scoot ahead all the way to the merge and want in. FUCK YOU 

[Phoenix Dark]

I pretty much drive like an old lady so I rarely have problems. No point in goin' fast if you leave early to go places, nahmean

[MrAngryFace]

You clearly dont drive a car with 400+ horsepower!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd drive ever slower if my car was that fast, just to combat stereotypes!

[Bebpo]

The spirit of the Mustang is now in control of MAF's body.

[Van Cruncheon]

you should be running the  merge lane out instead of dragging the entry lane down

[Dickie Dee]

you should be running the  merge lane out instead of dragging the entry lane down

and i will enjoy righteously not letting you in

[pilonv1]

This thread reminds me how lucky I am not to drive to work and can catch a ferry across Sydney Harbour to work

However, I noticed the ticket line next to me wasn't moving for a long time minutes. Turns out the guy at the front of the line was checking his account balance on his phone and not even using the machine. Eventually he threw his hands up in disgust and walked away, leaving a line of angry people behind him.

[chronovore]

This thread reminds me how lucky I am not to drive to work and can catch a ferry across Sydney Harbour to work

However, I noticed the ticket line next to me wasn't moving for a long time minutes. Turns out the guy at the front of the line was checking his account balance on his phone and not even using the machine. Eventually he threw his hands up in disgust and walked away, leaving a line of angry people behind him.

That would get you shot in Los Angeles.

[brawndolicious]

I pretty much drive like an old lady so I rarely have problems. No point in goin' fast if you leave early to go places, nahmean

lol wut? so you never pissed off a rage-a-holic who was trying to go fast?

I was driving on this windy highway in the mountain (highway 17 for those in the bay area) and since it was the middle of the night, there were absolutely no cars at all in the fast lane and just an occasional car in the slow lane (two lane highway). This guy in a lifted redneck wagon gets behind me while I'm just cruising at 5mph above the limit and normally, I am courteous and will pull to the right to let people pass but this guy didn't just start flashing his high beams, he turned them on and kept them on. Blinding all my mirrors like an asshole.

So for the next 30 minutes that it was two lanes, I made his life hell. A slow hell. He would try to pull around me by going in the right lane but I would just speed up a little and close the gap until another car in the right lane shows up. He eventually tried just flashing his high beams over and over to try to beg for mercy or to annoy me more but I just turned all my mirrors away from my eyes and even started driving a little below the limit.

One of the best drives of my life.

[BlueTsunami]

The spirit of the Mustang is now in control of MAF's body.

Its like some sort of Persona

MAFSTANG

[blame space]

self aware huh?? what!

no

[pilonv1]

This thread reminds me how lucky I am not to drive to work and can catch a ferry across Sydney Harbour to work

However, I noticed the ticket line next to me wasn't moving for a long time minutes. Turns out the guy at the front of the line was checking his account balance on his phone and not even using the machine. Eventually he threw his hands up in disgust and walked away, leaving a line of angry people behind him.

That would get you shot in Los Angeles.

There's been 10 shootings in Sydney over the last 9 days, it could be that way here soon.

[chronovore]

I pretty much drive like an old lady so I rarely have problems. No point in goin' fast if you leave early to go places, nahmean

lol wut? so you never pissed off a rage-a-holic who was trying to go fast?

I was driving on this windy highway in the mountain (highway 17 for those in the bay area) and since it was the middle of the night, there were absolutely no cars at all in the fast lane and just an occasional car in the slow lane (two lane highway). This guy in a lifted redneck wagon gets behind me while I'm just cruising at 5mph above the limit and normally, I am courteous and will pull to the right to let people pass but this guy didn't just start flashing his high beams, he turned them on and kept them on. Blinding all my mirrors like an asshole.

So for the next 30 minutes that it was two lanes, I made his life hell. A slow hell. He would try to pull around me by going in the right lane but I would just speed up a little and close the gap until another car in the right lane shows up. He eventually tried just flashing his high beams over and over to try to beg for mercy or to annoy me more but I just turned all my mirrors away from my eyes and even started driving a little below the limit.

One of the best drives of my life.

Cars aren't toys, and the 17 is a dangerous road. That wasn't very smart.

[brawndolicious]

I pretty much drive like an old lady so I rarely have problems. No point in goin' fast if you leave early to go places, nahmean

lol wut? so you never pissed off a rage-a-holic who was trying to go fast?

I was driving on this windy highway in the mountain (highway 17 for those in the bay area) and since it was the middle of the night, there were absolutely no cars at all in the fast lane and just an occasional car in the slow lane (two lane highway). This guy in a lifted redneck wagon gets behind me while I'm just cruising at 5mph above the limit and normally, I am courteous and will pull to the right to let people pass but this guy didn't just start flashing his high beams, he turned them on and kept them on. Blinding all my mirrors like an asshole.

So for the next 30 minutes that it was two lanes, I made his life hell. A slow hell. He would try to pull around me by going in the right lane but I would just speed up a little and close the gap until another car in the right lane shows up. He eventually tried just flashing his high beams over and over to try to beg for mercy or to annoy me more but I just turned all my mirrors away from my eyes and even started driving a little below the limit.

One of the best drives of my life.

Cars aren't toys, and the 17 is a dangerous road. That wasn't very smart.

I'm very, very familiar with the road having driven a round trip on it like literally a hundred times. And I was driving the speed limit the whole way, I think if he wanted he could have cut past me but it seemed like he was more concerned with acting like an asshole than with getting anywhere quickly.


Okay I will admit that it was just dumb, perhaps reckless. Maybe childish too. But it was also pretty damn fun.

Every other time, I just drive like a granny driving Miss Daisy. No rush no problems. People are surprised that I've been driving for 5 years and have never managed to get a speeding ticket.

[Barry Egan]

I think of America as probably the most neurotic 1st world nation.  Some more self-awareness of that neurosis would be nice though, yes. 

[G The Resurrected]

Fuck highway 17!

Try taking highway 9 next time. Jesus fucking christ its practically one lane in either direction but your forced to use both sides of the road due to all the sharp turns. I am not some push over when it comes to driving faster than I'm already driving. Which for the most part is faster than the speed limit, but I do not fuck with those two roads. Way too many people I've known have ended up in serious accidents cause of them.

Yesterday night I took the missus to the drive in which got out around 1am or so. As we were leaving we hoped on 87 going north to the 280. In front of us a modded BMW and next to that a Z1 Camero  pace car. Obviously the dealership guy's get bored at night so they race the 87. At this time of night there are no cars on this road. So when they stopped me from getting on the freeway I knew what was up. Engines rev'ed up till they both shot out like cannons. Knowing there was no traffic  I kept up in my suv they were going around 115 or so. I passed the BMW  on the on ramp to 280. That pissed him off so he started to honk at me and proceeded to get in front of me and slow down. I switch up my lanes and he speeds up to get around me again. Not this time though  I sped up and ended up going around 110. I turn off my lights when I go that fast as to not attract too much attention. Crazy fucking people out there on the roads though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

These days, I just prefer to be an oblivious asshole.  The more of the latter, the better.

[blame space]

there can't be a latter if there isn't a former