The only good thing I know how to make is a cheesecake (an unbaked one). Crust from butter and crushed biscuits, soft bit from cream cheese, lemon, egg whites, cream, gelatine, that sort of thing. Leave it in the fridge overnight to set.
No fruit or other girly things on top. Just cheesecake and crust. Keepin' it manly.
Edit: oh, I can make chicken parikash. It's quite easy (just watch the paprika doesn't burn), and I guess not many people know of it so it appears to be "fancy", even though it's probably hungarian peasant food or something.