Author Topic: Does Christina Aguilera look like this now? (Read 7291 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** April 19, 2012, 05:48:32 PM »

JAYSUS people. So hot, dat booty.

Now thats a woman.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2012, 05:54:42 PM »

told y'all she was fucking hot

ASSHOLES

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2012, 05:55:36 PM »

holy fuuuuuuuu

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2012, 06:22:54 PM »

I said, GOT DAM.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2012, 06:39:56 PM »

getting old and fat

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2012, 07:11:03 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2012, 07:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on April 19, 2012, 06:48:58 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on April 19, 2012, 05:48:32 PM
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JAYSUS people. So hot, dat booty.

Now thats a woman.
Willco, on the other hand, looks terrible.

I know. I'm going to see him tonight so I'll make sure he's aware of how he's let himself go.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2012, 08:18:30 PM »

Pawg goddess

I was listening to a hip hop podcast and DJ Premier was the guest. He said he used to hang out at her house all the time while they were working together, and she has a lot of phallic/penis statues and art in her house. He also said she's a hip hop head and was playing Mario Kart with him, Flava Flav, and some other dudes in the house

hnnnnggggg

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2012, 08:44:48 PM »

Big tits plus big ass equals big boner from me.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2012, 08:45:19 PM »

Wait... is that Kevin Smith in the background?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:52:19 AM »

Yes it is.

And Aguilera has always been hot.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:54:13 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 20, 2012, 10:52:19 AM

And Aguilera has always been hot.

Cee-lo's cat approves.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »

holy fuck

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:01:04 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 19, 2012, 08:45:19 PM

Wait... is that Kevin Smith in the background?

Wait ... who were you talking about when you said big tits and ass then?

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:01:23 AM »

I'm fucking terrible.

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:40:38 AM »

I expected this thread to be a train wreck, glad I was proved wrong

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:02:01 PM »

Would love to lose my dick inside dat booty

tiesto · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:56:33 PM »

She can sit on my face any day...

chronovore · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2012, 01:52:23 AM »

She's always been hot.

And she's always been a better singer than Britney.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on April 19, 2012, 05:48:32 PM

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JAYSUS people. So hot, dat booty.

Now thats a woman.

WOULD SMASH WITH SUPREME RIGHTEOUSNESS

lordmaji · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:29:22 PM »

this thread is golden.

Ass like POW!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2012, 07:36:45 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on April 24, 2012, 07:34:38 PM

Corsette to the rescue maybe?

telling women to get skinnier gets you the extreme side-eye from positive touch

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2012, 10:28:30 AM »

wtf dcharlie? wtf? Look at her arms. They're not huge or anything. Girl is just milkshake thick mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chronovore · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2012, 10:43:09 AM »

Yeah, it's a corset.

Would still smack that, heartily.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2012, 10:45:20 AM »

It's not like she's going to turn into a 300 lb bag of jello once she takes off the corset. Although that would be pretty delicious

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:05:02 PM »

i keep clicking on this thread expecting new picks and you guys keep disappointing me

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:15:05 PM »

I've always been fond of these...

http://i.imgur.com/SJCaA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EPWNL.jpg

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:25:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2012, 10:45:20 AM

It's not like she's going to turn into a 300 lb bag of jello once she takes off the corset. Although that would be pretty delicious

The thicker the cushion, the deeper the pushin'. Or so it's been said.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:31:53 PM »

only a white person would even bring up corsets when talking about a fine phat ass big beautiful woman

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:43:02 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2012, 01:52:23 AM

She's always been hot.

I don't think always is the right word, the process that turned her from skinny xtina to thick xtina caused to be a bloated (likely from booze) mess. Looks like she's living healthy now, just ~50 pounds heavier.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:59:21 PM »

The pre and post xtina days are awesome. Xtina never did anything for me ever.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2012, 10:55:45 PM »

Her face is made of plastic and her hair is made of straw.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2012, 11:27:03 PM »

and those pointy knees agh

chronovore · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:12:55 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2012, 05:15:05 PM

I've always been fond of these...

http://i.imgur.com/SJCaA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EPWNL.jpg

BRB

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2012, 02:26:07 AM »

I guess that's a slight improvement from a few months ago:

Young Xtina was pretty hot. Now the only thing I would do with her is a burger eating contest.

Btw, Fiona Apple is the hottest singer ever:

Trent Dole · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2012, 02:40:07 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 02:26:07 AM

I guess that's a slight improvement from a few months ago:

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Young Xtina was pretty hot. Now the only thing I would do with her is a burger eating contest.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAY DAY~

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2012, 10:29:10 AM »

I'd still hit it hard even at the peak of her "bad" pictures. Crazy ass people

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:10:40 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2012, 10:29:10 AM

I'd still hit it hard even at the peak of her "bad" pictures. Crazy ass people

word. i'm gonna pretend the crazies in this thread just dont exist

http://i.imgur.com/ZY2F5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/opBPa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tAz1y.jpg

Robo · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2012, 04:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 26, 2012, 03:10:40 PM

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The ideal Borean waifu.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2012, 04:16:44 PM »

she smells the bell

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2012, 08:14:53 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on April 26, 2012, 04:06:27 PM

Just to pull up my "defense" when she was on Japanese TV she was looking like this :

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but without make up.

Now - obviously she may well have lost some beef since then, but man - i was surprised how much bigger she'd become.

Hard to believe that Christina wasn't wearing a fat suit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2012, 08:22:51 PM »

A corset doesn't fix a fat face. It's quite clear she has lost a lot of weight, and she looks better than she's ever looked - at least to my black DNA

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2012, 09:29:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 08:22:51 PM

A corset doesn't fix a fat face. It's quite clear she has lost a lot of weight, and she looks better than she's ever looked - at least to my black DNA

I agree, it has been about 2-3 months since that incident where tanning spray was running down her leg. A lot could happen between then (when she was looking chunky) and now.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #44 on:** April 26, 2012, 11:17:37 PM »

Spencer is just butt-hurt 'cause she still outweighs him in the skinny pics

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