Oh yes, alcohol and weed has been my source for happiness and agony all this year. From hooking my ex up with some Jim Carrey lookalike so that she wouldn't bother me as much anymore to getting hit on by a disgusting piece of filth who portrays itself as a woman it was a fun night and now I wake up still drunk. I should keep this going till sunday morning cause its my buddy's birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Also wouldn't it be ironic to get a girl pregnant on a pull out couch? BrandNew get on that shit stat!!!!!
